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2014-04-01 10:13:26 PM  
The gays are the biggest freak show currently playing.

Seriously, if normal people were suggesting a "gay only" cemetery they would be throwing the usual tantrum and suing everybody in sight.

/you know I'm right
 
2014-04-01 10:13:58 PM  

Dialectic: elderly lesbians.

Imagine that.


Raisin party
 
2014-04-01 10:21:56 PM  

cchris_39: The gays are the biggest freak show currently playing.

Seriously, if normal people were suggesting a "gay only" cemetery they would be throwing the usual tantrum and suing everybody in sight.

/you know I'm right


Got any examples of this ever happening ? Photos of said tantrums please.
 
2014-04-01 10:28:04 PM  
Lesbians are cool. I've seen all their movies.
 
2014-04-01 10:32:10 PM  

Slartibartfaster: cchris_39: The gays are the biggest freak show currently playing.

Seriously, if normal people were suggesting a "gay only" cemetery they would be throwing the usual tantrum and suing everybody in sight.

/you know I'm right

Got any examples of this ever happening ? Photos of said tantrums please.


You have an internet look it up yourself. Or try not baking them a cake or letting them
In your parade or pretty much oh it's Tuesday let's look at Fark and see who's bothering them today.
 
2014-04-01 10:33:57 PM  
As a semi-professional asshole, I'd like to suggest that at a later date, a man be buried face-down on top of all those graves.
 
2014-04-01 10:55:30 PM  

Jeep2011: Lesbians should be buried in Lesbos.


Somehow, this seems right.
 
2014-04-01 11:01:12 PM  

cchris_39: You have an internet look it up yourself


What should I look up ?
"why I should not bake a cake for these people" ?
"tantrums thrown at parades"
or
"who gays are bothered by"

or perhaps This one "cchris_39 gay" returns more than 600 results
Why is that ?
 
2014-04-01 11:12:54 PM  
Promoting divisiveness make you a douche no matter whose genitals you suck.
 
2014-04-01 11:36:10 PM  
Bury Me Beneath The Big Sandy is the name of my Dwight Yoakum....gah I can't even do it anymore...I Can't Even Do it Anymore is the name of my Bob Dole Erectile Dysfunction Balloon Clown Troupe........SONOFA... SONOFASONOFASAILOR is the name of my All You Can Eat Jimmy Buffett....PLEASE KILL ME, MAKE IT STOP is the name of my The Fly tribute....
 
2014-04-01 11:51:14 PM  

Slartibartfaster: cchris_39: You have an internet look it up yourself

What should I look up ?
"why I should not bake a cake for these people" ?
"tantrums thrown at parades"
or
"who gays are bothered by"

or perhaps This one "cchris_39 gay" returns more than 600 results
Why is that ?


media.tumblr.com

You are my new hero.
 
2014-04-01 11:53:27 PM  

vudukungfu: Bury my hard on at ax wounded knee.


These are the posts that keep you on my favorite list.
 
2014-04-01 11:55:35 PM  

Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]

Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
[img.fark.net image 541x360]


the passenger seems to have a firm squeezing/rubbing action going on with the drivers nipples.
 
2014-04-02 12:28:50 AM  

Slartibartfaster: cchris_39: You have an internet look it up yourself

What should I look up ?
"why I should not bake a cake for these people" ?
"tantrums thrown at parades"
or
"who gays are bothered by"

or perhaps This one "cchris_39 gay" returns more than 600 results
Why is that ?


Huh. So he does this shtick on Reddit, too.
 
2014-04-02 01:11:44 AM  

ElLoco: Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]

Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
[img.fark.net image 541x360]

farking hell. That's tough.


To paraphrase Homer Simpson, some are lesbians by choice, others have lesbianism thrust upon them.
 
2014-04-02 01:25:45 AM  
Do BMW/Porsche/Audi/VW/Mercedes even make a Subaru Outback?
 
2014-04-02 01:48:45 AM  
I love dick.

/Guy
 
2014-04-02 01:53:10 AM  
ElLoco,
I don't give a damn who or what I'm buried next to. Because I'll be dead. And I won't care.

You are going in between Fred Phelps and Adolph Hitler's remains.
 
2014-04-02 01:56:45 AM  
I don't want to piss on anybody's pose parade, but we all started out as 9cc of goo in some guy's yam bag.  Me, you, them.  Get over it.
 
2014-04-02 02:34:19 AM  
i.imgur.com

/Giggity.
 
2014-04-02 02:49:20 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-02 03:50:32 AM  

Lord Farkwad: Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.


I don't get it. Once you remove the prejudice of "how a woman SHOULD look" from your mind, all you see is perfectly normal, common guy. Hell, I would even say not ugly at all, as men go.
 
2014-04-02 04:27:01 AM  

Slartibartfaster: cchris_39: You have an internet look it up yourself

What should I look up ?
"why I should not bake a cake for these people" ?
"tantrums thrown at parades"
or
"who gays are bothered by"

or perhaps This one "cchris_39 gay" returns more than 600 results
Why is that ?


I'm not sure if a "pwned" meme or the "Did someone get told" diagram is most appropriate.
 
2014-04-02 04:34:59 AM  
Not going to read it, because I can guess it was the outcome over a bit of wrangling with a church about whom they would bury on their grounds. As such, meh.

Can't reason with religion, and lesbians sure as hell don't want any of my mansplaining backing them up. I think I will have a German beer tho, just so I feel like I am participating in the thread.

/cheers
 
2014-04-02 04:43:45 AM  

zzrhardy: I think I will have a German beer tho, just so I feel like I am participating in the thread.


farm5.staticflickr.com

You always remember your first Girl.
 
2014-04-02 05:09:36 AM  
So, if the cemetery goes broke and needs funds, will all the dead become hasbian zombies?
 
2014-04-02 05:23:24 AM  

Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]

Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
[img.fark.net image 541x360]

i828.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-02 05:38:45 AM  

adamatari: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.


As women who are not even conceptually attracted to men, lesbians are a threat to my self image: that if I choose to, I could seduce each and every female on the planet above the age of consent.

Therefore, they must be demonized, so I can continue to feel good about myself.

By citing individuals seen as unattractive to the general population, it's the equivalent of saying "well, I wouldn't want to sleep with you *anyway*! So *there*!"
 
2014-04-02 06:03:54 AM  

Slartibartfaster: cchris_39: You have an internet look it up yourself

What should I look up ?
"why I should not bake a cake for these people" ?
"tantrums thrown at parades"
or
"who gays are bothered by"

or perhaps This one "cchris_39 gay" returns more than 600 results
Why is that ?

BOOM!
Headshot!
 
2014-04-02 06:27:37 AM  
I get the feeling this is an April Fool's article.
 
2014-04-02 07:44:22 AM  
Sounds pretty stupid. I'd rather be buried in a more diverse cemetery myself but really what I'd like to be is lit on fire and catapulted into the sea.
 
2014-04-02 07:45:18 AM  

stratagos: adamatari: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.

As women who are not even conceptually attracted to men, lesbians are a threat to my self image: that if I choose to, I could seduce each and every female on the planet above the age of consent.

Therefore, they must be demonized, so I can continue to feel good about myself.

By citing individuals seen as unattractive to the general population, it's the equivalent of saying "well, I wouldn't want to sleep with you *anyway*! So *there*!"


This.  Why else go to the bother of posting "ugly dyke" pics in every lesbian thread?  It says more about the poster than about the undeniable fact that lesbians are like everyone else...some ugly, most normal, a few stunningly attractive.
 
2014-04-02 07:52:19 AM  
In my many years I have seen a difference between lesbians and gay men. Gay men (on average) really seem to just prefer men but are fine with women. But large numbers of lesbians seem to be as much about hating on men as they are into women.

Not sure what to make of that, but hate is hate.
 
2014-04-02 07:53:19 AM  

This About That: So the local lesbian group was given exclusive use of the burial plot in a barter deal with the church. That should be the end of this thread, I'm sure.


Great place for midnight beer and piss party.

If you can't stand half the human population the problem is you, not them.
 
2014-04-02 07:55:20 AM  

adamatari: Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.


memedepot.com


You're not wrong. But fark will be fark.
 
2014-04-02 07:59:59 AM  

PunGent: stratagos: adamatari: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.

As women who are not even conceptually attracted to men, lesbians are a threat to my self image: that if I choose to, I could seduce each and every female on the planet above the age of consent.

Therefore, they must be demonized, so I can continue to feel good about myself.

By citing individuals seen as unattractive to the general population, it's the equivalent of saying "well, I wouldn't want to sleep with you *anyway*! So *there*!"

This.  Why else go to the bother of posting "ugly dyke" pics in every lesbian thread?  It says more about the poster than about the undeniable fact that lesbians are like everyone else...some ugly, most normal, a few stunningly attractive.


Tut tut, there are np "attractive lesbians", there are "attractive bisexual women who haven't met me and my devastating good looks yet, because a Real Man is all that is needed to show them how they really want - nay, *need* - the cock"

Or something
 
2014-04-02 08:02:15 AM  
adamatari:

Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-02 08:11:11 AM  

stratagos: Or something


Your previous post was great because you had the perfect opening, you answered a question honestly with humor and style and it was insightful as well. This one is just a lesser echo of the first but without the witty timing and nothing really to add. The redundancy kind of takes away from the initial one. Boo.
 
2014-04-02 08:19:03 AM  
I'm going to have a priest perform Lesbian Last Rites on me so I can be buried there. All these dead chicks are going to wake up one morning and I'll be there. "Hello ladies. Uh oh! Looks like I have some death farts! Don't mind me ladies. I'm just gonna scratch my many dead body parts, belch and leer at you prettier lezzes. Just go about your business."
 
2014-04-02 08:25:42 AM  

Fafai: stratagos: Or something

Your previous post was great because you had the perfect opening, you answered a question honestly with humor and style and it was insightful as well. This one is just a lesser echo of the first but without the witty timing and nothing really to add. The redundancy kind of takes away from the initial one. Boo.


I'm *so sorry* I didn't live up to the demanding standards expected of commentary on the Internet. I hope my inexcusable lapse - one brought on by distractions I should not have allowed to interfere with the quality of my work - will not impact my chances of recertification this year. I have a family to support.
 
2014-04-02 09:14:31 AM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Arbeit macht fist.


And related tribulations.
 
2014-04-02 09:26:58 AM  

adamatari: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.


True, but media stereotypes insist that a) all hot women are a slipped tongue away from girl-on-girl squirt sessions, and b) the usual type of bull dyke is imprisoned.

See "Modern Family" for one of the rare examples of a) gay males coupled and b) making them lumpy and plain in order not to frighten straight men not in the category of musclebound Adonis sporting a nine-incher. Ellen Degeneres is about as threatening and confrontational as a digestive biscuit, and has enough in the way of hot wife to be non-confrontational to Jesusland. Piles of cash help, too: people respond positively to it. Show the world an angry and preferably fat and hairy lesbian leftie university professor, and the suburban breeders wig out.

The vast majority of media, including FARK, is designed to appease the fears, or cater to the fantasies, of straight men. And I don't have to be in womyn's studies to realize this. It is changing, but at a glacial pace. Cool tweeting George Takei is too old to be threatening, and he stands on a pile of Paul Lyndes, Charles Nelson Reillys and Richard Simmons, all of whom made coin on the sly innuendo and limp-wristed appeal of the acceptable shirt-lifter.
 
2014-04-02 09:29:56 AM  

biscuitsngravy: Do BMW/Porsche/Audi/VW/Mercedes even make a Subaru Outback?


It used to be a RAV4, and where I live, it's often a red Toyota Echo. Needless to say, carrying an Apple iPad and a bushel of organic onions from the farmer's market.
 
2014-04-02 09:31:13 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [img.fark.net image 500x680]


Strangest boner...

/played for the wings.
 
2014-04-02 09:38:36 AM  

stratagos: adamatari: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.

As women who are not even conceptually attracted to men, lesbians are a threat to my self image: that if I choose to, I could seduce each and every female on the planet above the age of consent.

Therefore, they must be demonized, so I can continue to feel good about myself.

By citing individuals seen as unattractive to the general population, it's the equivalent of saying "well, I wouldn't want to sleep with you *anyway*! So *there*!"


Yeah, it's schoolyard popularity contest stuff. Sad, really. But nonetheless a pillar of our civilization is that many of our decisions in employment, politics and socialization are based on perceptions of attractiveness or hugely unlikely nookie potentialities. Back before mass media took hold, politicians were as ugly as anyone else. You could only read their speeches unless you made a special effort to see them speak (unamplified) at some outdoor, unshaded marathon of yakking.. There were few images available. No soundbites.

Abraham Lincoln was gangly, funny looking, had a wonky eyelid, and apparently had a comically high, nasal voice for a tall man. Franklin Roosevelt was a blueblood in a wheelchair who had to be braced into an upright position to make speeches. Today, we get capped teeth. Everyone looks...acceptable.
 
2014-04-02 09:39:32 AM  

Fafai: Sounds pretty stupid. I'd rather be buried in a more diverse cemetery myself but really what I'd like to be is lit on fire and catapulted into the sea.


You, I like: Give a show when you go!
 
2014-04-02 10:06:54 AM  
Much of what has been said above is true, but the nasty fact is that a helluva lot of lesbians seem to have a reverse-body image problem. By putting on layers of fat, not properly exercising, they are screaming out their defiance to the world- in their minds. Never mind increased risk of heart disease, cancer, arthritis, diabetes- THIS IS WHO THEY ARE, DAMMIT!
This image of themselves often will extend to personal hygiene and dress, too. I've known lesbians go to funerals of supposed friends dressed in clothes that someone panhandling for change on Gottingen street would reject out of hand. They claim "their friend understands". Their friend might, or might not. But they can't grasp the fact that they've just insulted everyone else at the funeral by not having the basic decency to take a shower and throw on a clean shirt. Or maybe they embrace it.
This particular behaviour may be an act of political defiance, but in the long run, it's more pathetic than anything else. It's like going up to the biggest kid in school- who doesn't even particularly hate or even dislike you yet- and starting in on his mom's sex life and speculations regarding same.
 
2014-04-02 10:18:18 AM  

cchris_39: The gays are the biggest freak show currently playing.

Seriously, if normal people were suggesting a "gay only" cemetery they would be throwing the usual tantrum and suing everybody in sight.

/you know I'm right


So, you didn't read the article?
 
2014-04-02 01:13:50 PM  
"where life and death connect, distinctive forms of cemetery culture can develop and where the lesbian community can live together in the afterlife."

What part of "death" don't they understand?
 
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