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2014-04-01 06:04:07 PM
Good, got keep em separated
 
2014-04-01 07:26:45 PM
So the local lesbian group was given exclusive use of the burial plot in a barter deal with the church. That should be the end of this thread, I'm sure.
 
2014-04-01 08:09:10 PM
And they're going to change the name of the cemetary to Cärpet-München.
 
2014-04-01 08:09:52 PM
I hear many German lesbians are just dying to get in there.

/i'm so very sorry ...
 
2014-04-01 08:09:52 PM
Lesbian separatists love the split.
 
2014-04-01 08:13:47 PM
Bet their moms liked it.
 
2014-04-01 08:14:00 PM
Critics of the new lesbians only cemetery say that the group doesn't know dick.
 
2014-04-01 08:16:10 PM
I don't give a damn who or what I'm buried next to. Because I'll be dead. And I won't care.
 
2014-04-01 08:16:14 PM

This About That: So the local lesbian group was given exclusive use of the burial plot in a barter deal with the church. That should be the end of this thread, I'm sure.


Yeah, I was ready to be rolling my eyes at the craziness. As it was, i ended up saying "oh, what a good idea."
 
2014-04-01 08:17:41 PM
At least they can say prejudice has been licked.
 
2014-04-01 08:18:15 PM
Oh, like you're better than the vagina? Superior to the vagina even?
 
2014-04-01 08:18:53 PM
Dasfiter...
 
2014-04-01 08:20:10 PM

jim32rr: Good, got keep em separated


Don't pay no mind....

/thnx for the earworm
 
2014-04-01 08:20:57 PM
Its cremation only.  Even in death they don't want you burying the bone.
 
2014-04-01 08:21:42 PM
Yeesh...normal people are farking stupid.
 
2014-04-01 08:23:36 PM
I don't know about this particular cemetery, but in much of Europe you rent a plot and the corpse gets the boot if the responsible party stops paying.
 
2014-04-01 08:24:43 PM

dinch: This About That: So the local lesbian group was given exclusive use of the burial plot in a barter deal with the church. That should be the end of this thread, I'm sure.

Yeah, I was ready to be rolling my eyes at the craziness. As it was, i ended up saying "oh, what a good idea."


If the thread had ended there, we would never have heard about the plan to rename it "Cärpet-München". So there's that.
 
2014-04-01 08:25:22 PM

dinch: This About That: So the local lesbian group was given exclusive use of the burial plot in a barter deal with the church. That should be the end of this thread, I'm sure.

Yeah, I was ready to be rolling my eyes at the craziness. As it was, i ended up saying "oh, what a good idea."


I was thinking the same thing but I just couldn't get past this insanity.

FTFA where the lesbian community can live together in the afterlife

That's just sounds pants on head stupid.

Do they think that, if there is an afterlife, your soul/spirit/whatever is confined to the small area where your body is buried?
 
2014-04-01 08:28:16 PM

Callous: dinch: This About That: So the local lesbian group was given exclusive use of the burial plot in a barter deal with the church. That should be the end of this thread, I'm sure.

Yeah, I was ready to be rolling my eyes at the craziness. As it was, i ended up saying "oh, what a good idea."

I was thinking the same thing but I just couldn't get past this insanity.

FTFA where the lesbian community can live together in the afterlife

That's just sounds pants on head stupid.

Do they think that, if there is an afterlife, your soul/spirit/whatever is confined to the small area where your body is buried?


The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace."

www.peterbeagle.com
 
2014-04-01 08:29:13 PM
In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

rasiel.com
 
2014-04-01 08:31:09 PM
Right next to the river, I'll bet.
 
2014-04-01 08:32:03 PM
Germans are always about a place for everything, and everything else into the ovens.

/My half german girlfriend winced from her hospital bed.
 
2014-04-01 08:34:13 PM
April Fools?
 
2014-04-01 08:37:14 PM

doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]


Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
img.fark.net
 
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2014-04-01 08:37:37 PM
I can only assume the plots will be arranged thusly:

i235.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-01 08:45:08 PM
www.popcrunch.com
is "lich"
lich is pronounced...
 
2014-04-01 08:45:37 PM

Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]

Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
[img.fark.net image 541x360]


farking hell. That's tough.
 
2014-04-01 08:50:38 PM
Arbeit macht fist.
 
2014-04-01 08:50:51 PM

Shadowtag: Germans are always about a place for everything, and everything else into the ovens.

/My half german girlfriend winced from her hospital bed.


I'm so sorry. I hope the hospital can reattach the other half of your girlfriend.
 
2014-04-01 08:57:08 PM

Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]

Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
[img.fark.net image 541x360]


Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]

Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
[img.fark.net image 541x360]


The passenger is either copping a feel, hanging on by the rider's tits, or both. Also looks like her cigar is unlit and presumably being eaten...
 
2014-04-01 08:57:23 PM
why do the lesbians hate the gays so much?
 
2014-04-01 09:00:50 PM

wellreadneck: Right next to the river, I'll bet.


Behind the dikes.
 
2014-04-01 09:00:50 PM
Of course they don't want to be around male stiffs.
 
2014-04-01 09:02:54 PM
I hear in the Netherlands that the lesbians have an arrangement to be buried in the dikes.
 
2014-04-01 09:03:37 PM
Splitters
 
2014-04-01 09:05:05 PM

stonelotus: why do the lesbians hate the gays so much?


vagina envy?
 
2014-04-01 09:05:16 PM
elderly lesbians.

Imagine that.
 
2014-04-01 09:05:16 PM

UsikFark: I don't know about this particular cemetery, but in much of Europe you rent a plot and the corpse gets the boot if the responsible party stops paying.


I don't think that's the case in Germany and the Uk, as both countries have graveyards with burials which go back into the 1400s and before.

/In southern Italy, you get a grave for about five years and then they did you up, move your bones to a charnel house and rent the grave to someone else.
 
2014-04-01 09:10:30 PM
And just down the street I'll have a booth where men can have molds made of their tallywhackers to "decorate" said cemetery annex.

/a fortune to be made.
 
2014-04-01 09:16:08 PM
In Park Slope we call a lesbian separatist the bar-tab.

*poof*

Where all my dykes at?
 
2014-04-01 09:21:40 PM

Dwight_Yeast: UsikFark: I don't know about this particular cemetery, but in much of Europe you rent a plot and the corpse gets the boot if the responsible party stops paying.

I don't think that's the case in Germany and the Uk, as both countries have graveyards with burials which go back into the 1400s and before.

/In southern Italy, you get a grave for about five years and then they did you up, move your bones to a charnel house and rent the grave to someone else.


I googled after I posted that and realized I was not right. Brazil and Greece are two other countries I've found examples of plot rentals., but my "much of Europe" claim is not quite right.
 
2014-04-01 09:26:16 PM
Bury my hard on at ax wounded knee.
 
2014-04-01 09:27:01 PM
My favorite lesbian separatist:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-01 09:29:32 PM
An attitude that is nothing but affect. Nobody's born that way.
 
2014-04-01 09:41:14 PM
Headline doesn't get filter pawned?

/inconceivable!
 
2014-04-01 09:45:56 PM

Dialectic: elderly lesbians.

Imagine that.


I'm 36 and I've met far more elderly lesbians than young ones.

/grew up in a bohemian area near two large universities.
 
2014-04-01 09:53:23 PM
Lesbians should be buried in Lesbos.
 
2014-04-01 09:53:27 PM

doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)


Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.
 
2014-04-01 09:55:19 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Critics of the new lesbians only cemetery say that the group doesn't know dick.


You can't blame them.  Who wants to worry about a cemetery being haunted by zomWIE vaginaes?
 
2014-04-01 09:59:44 PM
The article said they are considering a nearby Muslim plot too. So mourners in burkas can mingle with mourners with butch haircuts?
 
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