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(Harvard Crimson)   Hundreds of Harvard students have signed up for Mark Zuckerberg's new "Facebook" service. Zuckerberg hopes that one day every Harvard student and alum will sign up   (thecrimson.com ) divider line
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6134 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2014 at 5:51 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-01 04:52:27 PM  
Web 2.0 can't die soon enough

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-01 05:36:25 PM  

I'd just like to take this moment to say,

let's make out MARK ZUCKERBERG YOU SLIMY PIECE OF SCHITT!

 
2014-04-01 05:45:21 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'd just like to take this moment to say,

let's make out MARK ZUCKERBERG YOU SLIMY PIECE OF SCHITT!


Oh, the filter has been changed, I see.
 
2014-04-01 05:49:32 PM  
As of yesterday afternoon, Zuckerberg said over 650 students had registered use thefacebook.com.

That article has more bad syntax than a Fark headline.
 
2014-04-01 05:51:20 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-01 05:52:15 PM  
Ask and ye shall receive.  Well done.
 
2014-04-01 05:55:10 PM  
It will never be as big as friendster.
 
2014-04-01 05:56:21 PM  
HA! Like i would EVER give up my Livejournal or MySpace time for just another shiatty service.
 
2014-04-01 05:56:46 PM  
It wont amount to anything, This Zuckerberg fellow should have spent that time studying and maybe he could have done something with his life.
 
2014-04-01 05:57:31 PM  
MYSPACE WILL LIVE FOREVER
 
2014-04-01 05:58:06 PM  

crotchgrabber: It will never be as big as friendster.


Myspace owns this irrelevant niche.  Book it, done.
 
2014-04-01 05:58:41 PM  
"I'm not going to sell anybody's e-mail address," he said.
 
2014-04-01 05:59:20 PM  
Heh, I signed up the first day it was available for non students.  It's been a steady stream of boob pictures and snark.  Kind of like Fark of old but with more style and class
 
2014-04-01 06:04:30 PM  
I get any of this it's "2004" sh*t? what is the purpose of it? what, all the banmonkeys went on a cruise together? it's lame, moronic, and lazy. it's not worth a f*ck, it's Fark!
you wonder why no one signs up for Total Fark after the free sponsored 30 day free trial?
 
2014-04-01 06:04:40 PM  
It'll never catch on.   This whole internet thing is just a fad.
 
2014-04-01 06:05:22 PM  
That's great for those Harvard geeks.  Who would ever want to not talk to their friends on the phone like a normal person?


www.mobiletracker.net
 
2014-04-01 06:06:27 PM  
Now you can't sign  up without your personal Patriot Act American Citizen Identification Card or a reasonable facsimile tattooed to your forehead or wrist.
/F#ckbook
 
2014-04-01 06:07:01 PM  
didn't say banmonkeys. said banmonkeys, what will it be changed to this time? princes of the internet?
 
2014-04-01 06:08:46 PM  
banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!
 
2014-04-01 06:08:57 PM  
It's all gonna be alright.
 
2014-04-01 06:11:14 PM  
Face... book ?!?
Pfft. I'm not falling for that one.
 
2014-04-01 06:12:28 PM  
said m*o*d*s*
/apparently that's a bad word
 
2014-04-01 06:12:57 PM  

bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!


Laughter OL
 
2014-04-01 06:19:01 PM  

bigbobowski: said m*o*d*s*
/apparently that's a bad word


You have no idea.
 
2014-04-01 06:20:06 PM  

Mad_Radhu: bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!

Laughter OL


fer realz.  But I'm glad he managed to avoid the "let's make out" filter. I probably would have pissed myself
 
2014-04-01 06:23:14 PM  

Mad_Radhu: bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!

Laughter OL


Looks like someone should take the day off from Fark.
 
2014-04-01 06:23:56 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Mad_Radhu: bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!

Laughter OL

fer realz.  But I'm glad he managed to avoid the "let's make out" filter. I probably would have pissed myself


That would have been great. My favorite filter ever was, coincidentally, from 2004 on a site that's no longer with us. There was a colorful argument about cell phones, so "cell" was changed to "chub chub" and "phone" to "monkey"

And I keep double checking all my posts to see if I found another filter.
 
2014-04-01 06:24:20 PM  

bigbobowski: I get any of this it's "2004" sh*t? what is the purpose of it? what, all the banmonkeys went on a cruise together? it's lame, moronic, and lazy. it's not worth a f*ck, it's Fark!
you wonder why no one signs up for Total Fark after the free sponsored 30 day free trial?


So, you don't want a free month?  Okay.  I'm giving it to Cobblestone Flag and bwilson27
 
2014-04-01 06:27:19 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: Mad_Radhu: bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!

Laughter OL

Looks like someone should take the day off from Fark.


The cuddly over this has been keeping me amused all farking day.

/Tripping the cuddly filter has also been amusing me all day.
 
2014-04-01 06:28:02 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: 100 Watt Walrus: Mad_Radhu: bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!

Laughter OL

Looks like someone should take the day off from Fark.

The cuddly over this has been keeping me amused all farking day.

/Tripping the cuddly filter has also been amusing me all day.


what's that? outrage?
 
2014-04-01 06:28:17 PM  
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
 
2014-04-01 06:30:31 PM  

bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!


I am a parrot *awwwk*.
 
2014-04-01 06:31:09 PM  

ciberido: bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!

I am a parrot *awwwk*.


I ... actually wasn't expecting that one.
 
2014-04-01 06:34:11 PM  

bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!


You know, coffee companies have made great strides in recent years. You can now enjoy decaf without sacrificing the full, rich flavor you've come to expect.
 
2014-04-01 06:34:27 PM  

crotchgrabber: what's that? outrage?


Close. Think cruder.

ciberido: bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!

I am a parrot *awwwk*.


I'm farking crying over here.
 
2014-04-01 06:39:34 PM  

bigbobowski: I get any of this it's "2004" sh*t? what is the purpose of it? what, all the banmonkeys went on a cruise together? it's lame, moronic, and lazy. it's not worth a f*ck, it's Fark!
you wonder why no one signs up for Total Fark after the free sponsored 30 day free trial?


If you don't like browsing the "retro" tab, all you have to do is pick a different tab. Or you could whine about it in a random thread, depending on your intelligence.
 
2014-04-01 06:43:11 PM  

bigbobowski: banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, banmonkeys, f*ck you!


Thanks Taft!
 
2014-04-01 06:53:48 PM  

Chris Ween: bigbobowski: I get any of this it's "2004" sh*t? what is the purpose of it? what, all the banmonkeys went on a cruise together? it's lame, moronic, and lazy. it's not worth a f*ck, it's Fark!
you wonder why no one signs up for Total Fark after the free sponsored 30 day free trial?

So, you don't want a free month?  Okay.  I'm giving it to Cobblestone Flag and bwilson27


Fortune has smiled upon me this day. Thank you Based Mod :)
 
2014-04-01 06:55:26 PM  
Wait, I thought the Winklevoss twins were already working on something like this
 
2014-04-01 07:02:13 PM  
Chris Ween:

So, you don't want a free month?  Okay.  I'm giving it to Cobblestone Flag and bwilson27

WHOOOOO!!!!!! :D
 
2014-04-01 07:07:29 PM  
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2014-04-01 07:22:48 PM  

bigbobowski: I get any of this it's "2004" sh*t? what is the purpose of it? what, all the banmonkeys went on a cruise together? it's lame, moronic, and lazy. it's not worth a f*ck, it's Fark!
you wonder why no one signs up for Total Fark after the free sponsored 30 day free trial?


Guess what day it is...
 
2014-04-01 07:34:26 PM  

Devil's Playground: bigbobowski: I get any of this it's "2004" sh*t? what is the purpose of it? what, all the banmonkeys went on a cruise together? it's lame, moronic, and lazy. it's not worth a f*ck, it's Fark!
you wonder why no one signs up for Total Fark after the free sponsored 30 day free trial?

Guess what day it is...


I hope it wasn't a joke that I got this swanky new TF account given to me!
 
2014-04-01 07:41:56 PM  
While Zuckerberg promised that thefacebook.com would boast new features by the end of the week, he said that he did not create the website with the intention of generating revenue.

 i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-01 07:42:50 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: While Zuckerberg promised that thefacebook.com would boast new features by the end of the week, he said that he did not create the website with the intention of generating revenue.

Nope all he wants is your blood type, SSN and first born..... For now...

 
2014-04-01 07:55:56 PM  
An informal poll of my mother and all the old ladies in her canasta-club, tells me that they will in no way dominate this face book thing one day.
 
2014-04-01 08:31:08 PM  
Will the Facebook work with my dial-up connection? I get all those free hours with NetZero.
 
2014-04-01 08:42:47 PM  
These kids with their iMail and their ePuds and their MyFace pages....
 
2014-04-01 08:49:11 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Will the Facebook work with my dial-up connection? I get all those free hours with NetZero.


I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
 
2014-04-01 08:52:24 PM  
I can do it better than they can, and I can do it in a week.

What ever you say, kid.
 
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