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(The Smoking Gun)   Mom's April Fools' "shots fired inside the school" prank fails to fool her daughter, April   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 18
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2014-04-01 05:56:22 PM
politedissent.com

APRIL FOOLS!
 
2014-04-01 07:16:23 PM
Pootie Tang?

Oh wait...
 
2014-04-01 07:20:32 PM
Why do they specify that it's a "for-profit school"? Are there any other kinds of schools?
 
2014-04-01 07:33:13 PM
This same scenario happened at Grand Blanc hs last year, only it was a daughter (student) who sent her mother the text.  Similar results, but a kid being stupid something that is going to happen.  This woman just gave up her retirement.
 
2014-04-01 07:34:02 PM

proteus_b: Why do they specify that it's a "for-profit school"? Are there any other kinds of schools?


Umm....public schools...
 
2014-04-01 07:39:21 PM

Ambivalence: proteus_b: Why do they specify that it's a "for-profit school"? Are there any other kinds of schools?

Umm....public schools...


Detroit Public School district just snickered.  Their business plan: set up school, collect federal funds, don't teach kids anything, then spend money on toys.

/And they are not the only ones.
 
2014-04-01 08:05:16 PM
I guess it isn't just the students who are fancy lads at for-profit schools.
 
2014-04-01 08:46:16 PM
Investigators noted that there was "no record" on Timmons's cell phone indicating that she revealed the text "was only a joke."

*stares in disbelief*. If you tell someone it's a joke, it's not a joke.

/irony, how does it work?
 
2014-04-01 08:51:36 PM

worlddan: Investigators noted that there was "no record" on Timmons's cell phone indicating that she revealed the text "was only a joke."

*stares in disbelief*. If you tell someone it's a joke, it's not a joke.

/irony, how does it work?


Sometimes, it's a good idea to end the joke before someone gets arrested.
 
2014-04-01 09:24:31 PM
I hate April Fools, it is annoying as all hell as most peoples ideas of pranks are just lame, and those few who can really pull it off just make you want to kill them.   It also makes the web largely unusable for a day (actually more due to time zones) as people play stupid jokes on their users (and yes I am looking at you fark).  Given the world wide nature of the web many users have never had a tradition of April Fools and have no idea what is happening, and I end up explaining it to at least a couple of new foreigners every year. I know, call me a killjoy but I think we would all be better off without this yearly exercise in idiocy.
 
2014-04-01 09:38:47 PM
Thats so much stupid it could change the Earths orbit.
 
2014-04-01 09:46:33 PM
"Investigators noted that there was "no record" on Timmons's cell phone indicating that she revealed the text "was only a joke."

You don't say something like that and then follow it up immediately afterward with "April Fools!" The best April fools jokes are left to simmer for a while.
 
2014-04-01 11:23:10 PM

interstellar_tedium: I hate April Fools, it is annoying as all hell as most peoples ideas of pranks are just lame, and those few who can really pull it off just make you want to kill them.   It also makes the web largely unusable for a day (actually more due to time zones) as people play stupid jokes on their users (and yes I am looking at you fark).  Given the world wide nature of the web many users have never had a tradition of April Fools and have no idea what is happening, and I end up explaining it to at least a couple of new foreigners every year. I know, call me a killjoy but I think we would all be better off without this yearly exercise in idiocy.


Yeah it's kind of annoying, but it's not strictly an "American" thing either.  Still better than 2 months straight of Christmas.
 
2014-04-02 01:21:24 AM

interstellar_tedium: I hate April Fools, it is annoying as all hell as most peoples ideas of pranks are just lame, and those few who can really pull it off just make you want to kill them.   It also makes the web largely unusable for a day (actually more due to time zones) as people play stupid jokes on their users (and yes I am looking at you fark).  Given the world wide nature of the web many users have never had a tradition of April Fools and have no idea what is happening, and I end up explaining it to at least a couple of new foreigners every year. I know, call me a killjoy but I think we would all be better off without this yearly exercise in idiocy.


Killjoy
 
2014-04-02 01:23:14 AM
Yeah. That was really stupid on her part. Stupidity comes with a price tag.
 
2014-04-02 03:40:40 AM

shtychkn: Yeah. That was really stupid on her part. Stupidity comes with a price tag.


So do johns.
 
2014-04-02 07:45:24 AM
The sad thing here is that this woman is going to blame her child, who probably did the right thing here, on her inability to get a job now in the future, and this will divide the family for years to come.
 
2014-04-02 08:19:40 AM

oukewldave: interstellar_tedium: I hate April Fools, it is annoying as all hell as most peoples ideas of pranks are just lame, and those few who can really pull it off just make you want to kill them.   It also makes the web largely unusable for a day (actually more due to time zones) as people play stupid jokes on their users (and yes I am looking at you fark).  Given the world wide nature of the web many users have never had a tradition of April Fools and have no idea what is happening, and I end up explaining it to at least a couple of new foreigners every year. I know, call me a killjoy but I think we would all be better off without this yearly exercise in idiocy.

Yeah it's kind of annoying, but it's not strictly an "American" thing either.  Still better than 2 months straight of Christmas.


Oh yeah this! One day of bad jokes versus 60-90 days of completely pervasive forced pseudo religious capitalist frenzy.
 
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