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(The Daily Beast)   He described it as "a Pre-Constitutionalist Community that offers those who seek True patriotism and are looking for absolute Freedom by doing the Will of God"   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 96
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2014-04-01 03:41:05 PM
blow up mosques and government buildings


to most teatards, those are the same thing since Taft usurped power.
 
2014-04-01 03:42:28 PM
Thanks Taft...
 
2014-04-01 03:44:45 PM
How long before certain people label this a false flag?
 
2014-04-01 03:45:12 PM

IgG4: Thanks Taft...


www.doctorzebra.com
 
2014-04-01 03:47:38 PM
The people he'd recruited to be a part of his team were a pair of undercover FBI agents and a civilian informant.

Ha! Dumbass!
 
2014-04-01 03:49:28 PM

scottydoesntknow: The people he'd recruited to be a part of his team were a pair of undercover FBI agents and a civilian informant.

Ha! Dumbass!


That's what happens when you do your traitor-ing on FACEBOOK.
 
2014-04-01 03:57:26 PM
...radical, right-wing, anti-government beliefs often ascribed to "Patriotism."


I really hate that they've ruined that word.
 
2014-04-01 04:04:17 PM
So..... Articles of Confederation?
 
2014-04-01 04:11:49 PM
That must be a definition of the phrase "absolute freedom" with which I'm not familiar. I didn't realize it could mean subjugating yourself to an invisible being and its telepathic whims.
 
2014-04-01 04:47:08 PM
He described it as "a Pre-Constitutionalist Community that offers those who seek True patriotism and are looking for absolute Freedom by doing the Will of God.*"

*Will of God to be determined by the club leader.  Blowin' shiat up real good is always God's Will.  And bad-ass guns.  And killing that policeman who pulled club leader over and gave him a ticket once.
 
2014-04-01 05:45:23 PM
right-wing extremists have been responsible for 56 percent of domestic terrorist attacks and plots since in the U.S. the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing. 12 percent have been perpetrated by Islamic extremists.

i38.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-01 05:46:48 PM
 
2014-04-01 05:51:28 PM

OtherLittleGuy: So..... Articles of Confederation?


Seriously. What the hell is "pre-Constitutionalist"?
 
2014-04-01 05:53:15 PM

DamnYankees: Seriously. What the hell is "pre-Constitutionalist"?


um... maybe he wants to rejoin the british empire.
 
2014-04-01 06:01:48 PM
Jonestown II: Retard Boogaloo
 
2014-04-01 06:57:42 PM

NateAsbestos: How long before certain people label this a false flag?


APRIL FOOLS!
 
2014-04-01 07:14:05 PM
FTA:

Posts on the AIM page proclaim the gamut of fears, from "police departments oath keepers being laid off and replaced with bilingual foreign soldiers"

I dunno what their problems are, I always thought bilinguals were hot.
 
2014-04-01 07:14:34 PM
crazy folks, some of them right wingers.
 
2014-04-01 07:20:56 PM
Secrets can be kept if you don't tell anyone. For every fancy lad caught there's a dude in a camp in the middle of nowhere working on a manifesto.
 
2014-04-01 07:31:42 PM

Blues_X: IgG4: Thanks Taft...

[www.doctorzebra.com image 850x639]


You know, they say that Taft is one huge mutha...

SHUT YO MOUTH!

I'm just talkin' about Taft

We can dig it
 
2014-04-01 07:32:10 PM
But the REAL danger is them scary mooslimbs.
 
2014-04-01 07:34:04 PM
Now he can practice his freedom one hour a day in the prison yard.

Why can't Tea Party members fly? They only have a right wing.
 
2014-04-01 07:35:32 PM
Sooooo, right wing roll call! Who from the Fark derp brigade is missing today?
 
2014-04-01 07:38:00 PM

Gyrfalcon: But the REAL danger is them scary mooslimbs.


A mooslimb once bit my sister.
 
2014-04-01 07:38:15 PM
Nothing like using Facebook as your recruitment arm...

I guess the "good news" is the lack of brains is making it easier to catch them.

The really scary part is there are probably a few intelligent ones out there who are not going to be holding up a sign that says, "PLEASE ARREST ME!"
 
2014-04-01 07:39:06 PM
news.bbcimg.co.uk

"Timey-wimey, will of God stuff. Get the blood and bullets, Clara."
 
2014-04-01 07:41:56 PM

FlashHarry: DamnYankees: Seriously. What the hell is "pre-Constitutionalist"?

um... maybe he wants to rejoin the british empire.


Nope. Right in between..They would use The  Mayflower Compact..
 
2014-04-01 07:43:37 PM

DamnYankees: Seriously. What the hell is "pre-Constitutionalist"?


A traitor.

Git a rope!
 
2014-04-01 07:44:11 PM
This guy is the reason I can't find ammunition, isn't he?   fark him!
 
2014-04-01 07:45:52 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Secrets can be kept if you don't tell anyone. For every fancy lad caught there's a dude in a camp in the middle of nowhere working on a manifesto.


The best way to keep a secret? Tell no one. Second best? Tell ONE other person, if you MUST. there is no third best.

-leroy jethro gibbs
 
2014-04-01 07:48:42 PM
Do you ever wonder if the original patriots were also lunatics who believed every crackpot conspiracy theory pumped out by some loon with a printing press in his cow shed?
 
2014-04-01 07:50:56 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Tr0mBoNe: Secrets can be kept if you don't tell anyone. For every fancy lad caught there's a dude in a camp in the middle of nowhere working on a manifesto.

The best way to keep a secret? Tell no one. Second best? Tell ONE other person, if you MUST. there is no third best.

-leroy jethro gibbs


"Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead."
-- Benjamin Franklin
 
2014-04-01 07:51:48 PM

FunkOut: Do you ever wonder if the original patriots were also lunatics who believed every crackpot conspiracy theory pumped out by some loon with a printing press in his cow shed?


I blame Ben Franklin, Ben Franklin is the debil!
 
2014-04-01 07:53:34 PM

NateAsbestos: scottydoesntknow: The people he'd recruited to be a part of his team were a pair of undercover FBI agents and a civilian informant.

Ha! Dumbass!

That's what happens when you do your traitor-ing on FACEBOOK.


Yes. He should have used Fark!!


(I'm not sure what a Farkist terrorist group would entail but I suspect beer and tits would be involved.)
 
2014-04-01 07:53:44 PM
AIM? It's been taken, guy. Ffs, get your own acronym for resisting the government.
 
2014-04-01 07:53:45 PM

SquiggsIN: FunkOut: Do you ever wonder if the original patriots were also lunatics who believed every crackpot conspiracy theory pumped out by some loon with a printing press in his cow shed?

I blame Ben Franklin, Ben Franklin is the debil!


Banging all those French broads, wearing those sexy specs...
 
2014-04-01 07:59:44 PM

NateAsbestos: scottydoesntknow: The people he'd recruited to be a part of his team were a pair of undercover FBI agents and a civilian informant.

Ha! Dumbass!

That's what happens when you do your traitor-ing on FACEBOOK.


static2.businessinsider.com

"Operation Freedom has sent you a BLOW SHIAT UP request."

i.ytimg.com

"C'mon, man ..."
 
2014-04-01 08:00:24 PM

IgG4: Thanks Taft...


www.horizont.net
 
2014-04-01 08:04:21 PM
I heard Rush and Beck have conjugal visiting rights with this guy.
 
2014-04-01 08:10:59 PM

mongbiohazard: Sooooo, right wing roll call! Who from the Fark derp brigade is missing today?


Nobody i have blocked is in the thread. The drunken studmonkeys must be cycling through a new crop. Been quiet for a while.
 
2014-04-01 08:11:55 PM
Laughter OL @ filterpwnage
 
2014-04-01 08:34:33 PM

VladTheEmailer: NateAsbestos: scottydoesntknow: The people he'd recruited to be a part of his team were a pair of undercover FBI agents and a civilian informant.

Ha! Dumbass!

That's what happens when you do your traitor-ing on FACEBOOK.

Yes. He should have used Fark!!


(I'm not sure what a Farkist terrorist group would entail but I suspect beer and tits would be involved.)


I know most Farkers would be unholy terrors without tits and beer.
 
2014-04-01 08:37:32 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 464x549]

"Timey-wimey, will of God stuff. Get the blood and bullets, Clara."


I am both delighted and apalled that I'm not the only one that noticed the resemblance.
 
2014-04-01 08:48:16 PM
Well, at least religionationalist terrorism in the US IS realising that the Constitution does kind of prohibit a theocratic system of government and that they WOULD have to go back to at least the Articles of Confederation if not the colonial era...that IS progress, of a sort, I guess.

In about the same manner as, erm, well-aged shiat gets upgraded to "worm castings fertilizer" after it's had squirming things eating it and shiatting it back out a few times, but it is progress of a sort...

/does actually wonder when the government will start treating the actual problem of homebrew pro-dominionist religionationalist terrorism seriously
//the threat ain't from Abdul in the halal deli, it's more likely to be from Joe-Bob protesting the halal deli
 
2014-04-01 08:51:48 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Secrets can be kept if you don't tell anyone. For every fancy lad caught there's a dude in a camp in the middle of nowhere working on a manifesto.


Someone once said "Two people can keep a secret, provided one of them is DEAD."

This guy was dumber than dirt obviously, since in his plot of four, three were informants, and with the informants providing the explosives, don't you think it's a bit more like entrapment?  I mean he might have been nuts but it sounds like he did not have any money....
 
2014-04-01 08:59:57 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: FlashHarry: DamnYankees: Seriously. What the hell is "pre-Constitutionalist"?

um... maybe he wants to rejoin the british empire.

Nope. Right in between..They would use The  Mayflower Compact..


Sweet! We can burn witches then?
 
2014-04-01 09:00:50 PM

Danger Avoid Death: "Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead."
-- Benjamin Franklin


~Rand Paul
 
2014-04-01 09:11:10 PM

OtherLittleGuy: So..... Articles of Confederation?


Monarchy?
 
2014-04-01 09:11:48 PM
Did anyone else find this amusing?

The SPLC notes that Talbot's alleged plans resembled the 1984 armored car burglary and assassination of a Jewish radio host in Denver by a white nationalist group called The Order. The biggest difference between the two, the SPLC writes, is that "Talbot talked about some of his planned crimes on Facebook, the complaint says, while The Order committed murders, robbed armored cars, and carried out a number of other attacks."

That's a pretty big difference.
 
2014-04-01 09:14:31 PM

bmwericus: Tr0mBoNe: Secrets can be kept if you don't tell anyone. For every fancy lad caught there's a dude in a camp in the middle of nowhere working on a manifesto.

Someone once said "Two people can keep a secret, provided one of them is DEAD."

This guy was dumber than dirt obviously, since in his plot of four, three were informants, and with the informants providing the explosives, don't you think it's a bit more like entrapment?  I mean he might have been nuts but it sounds like he did not have any money....


Although if you wanted to get uncomfortably close to some FBI agents, recruiting some randoms on your domestic terrorist organization's Facebook page seems like a pretty good way to attract them.
 
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