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(The Raw Story)   TX Gov Perry tells the DOJ that complying with the standards of the 2003 Federal Prison Rape Prevention Act is just too expensive and besides stopping rape of children in prison infringes on "state's right's" so he isn't going to bother   (rawstory.com) divider line 151
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2014-04-01 02:37:03 PM
You said 'rape' twice, subby..
 
2014-04-01 02:39:10 PM
The subhuman animals running the Texas government make the subhuman animals in their prisons look positively civilized.
 
2014-04-01 02:41:11 PM
Rick Perry: the pro-rape candidate.
 
2014-04-01 02:44:27 PM

Blues_X: Rick Perry: the pro-rape candidate.


Well, he is a Republican.
 
2014-04-01 02:52:56 PM

dr_blasto: Blues_X: Rick Perry: the pro-rape candidate.

Well, he is a Republican.


Just so far as it is legitimate rape.
 
2014-04-01 02:53:41 PM
The bill was signed by W so he can't claim its part of the big O's liberal agenda. He's just flat out ignoring the law. Everything is bigger in Texas ... except the brain power.
 
2014-04-01 03:08:53 PM
I didn't know Rick Perry was Catholic...
 
2014-04-01 03:19:11 PM
Has someone told this moron that this wasn't Taft's policy, it was Bush's?

Jesus Christ.
 
2014-04-01 03:20:45 PM

what_now: Has someone told this moron that this wasn't Taft's policy, it was Bush's?

Jesus Christ.


I shouldn't multitask, I have no idea why I said Taft, but that's funnier.

Taft, obviously.
 
2014-04-01 03:23:15 PM
*narrows eyes*
 
2014-04-01 03:38:37 PM

what_now: what_now: Has someone told this moron that this wasn't Taft's policy, it was Bush's?

Jesus Christ.

I shouldn't multitask, I have no idea why I said Taft, but that's funnier.

Taft, obviously.


I will not have you besmirching the fine reputation of one of our greatest presidents.
 
2014-04-01 03:44:25 PM

what_now: what_now: Has someone told this moron that this wasn't Taft's policy, it was Bush's?

Jesus Christ.

I shouldn't multitask, I have no idea why I said Taft, but that's funnier.

Taft, obviously.


Clearly you are having a nervous breakdown.

That or you haven't looked at your calendar yet today. Either one.
 
2014-04-01 03:55:09 PM
He just HATES Section 5 of the Fourteenth Amendment, doesn't he?
 
2014-04-01 03:55:45 PM

markie_farkie: You said 'rape' twice, subby..


You could argue that 

gilgigamesh: what_now: what_now: Has someone told this moron that this wasn't Taft's policy, it was Bush's?

Jesus Christ.

I shouldn't multitask, I have no idea why I said Taft, but that's funnier.

Taft, obviously.

Clearly you are having a nervous breakdown.

That or you haven't looked at your calendar yet today. Either one.


Something to do with loving marsupials I believe.
 
2014-04-01 03:55:59 PM

what_now: what_now: Has someone told this moron that this wasn't Taft's policy, it was Bush's?

Jesus Christ.

I shouldn't multitask, I have no idea why I said Taft, but that's funnier.

Taft, obviously.


We get it, he's fat.
 
2014-04-01 04:00:55 PM
Being a Republican politician he's probably looking forward to a little prison rape
 
2014-04-01 04:05:52 PM

mrshowrules: Something to do with loving marsupials I believe.


our Heineken-swilling overlord is a squirrel fu*ker?
 
2014-04-01 04:06:51 PM

what_now: *narrows eyes*


master ruseman
 
2014-04-01 04:09:09 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-01 04:09:32 PM
So Jerry Sandusky will be requesting a transfer?
 
2014-04-01 04:09:59 PM

what_now: what_now: Has someone told this moron that this wasn't Taft's policy, it was Bush's?

Jesus Christ.

I shouldn't multitask, I have no idea why I said Taft, but that's funnier.

Taft, obviously.


Don't feel bad.  In another thread I typed the name of Paul Ryan's favorite author and blow-up doll and it magically changed to Stephanie Meyer.
 
2014-04-01 04:11:09 PM
FTFA: In a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder last week, Perry explained that Texas could not afford to implement parts of the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA), which was signed by President George W. Bush in 2003.

Am I missing something or is Texas just now getting around to informing the feds they'll not be complying with the Act that they've been ignoring for the last eleven years?
 
2014-04-01 04:12:35 PM
T.a.c.o = cubano
O.b.a.m.a= Taft
p.e.o.p.l.e= people


/just a test
 
2014-04-01 04:12:41 PM

gilgigamesh: what_now: what_now: Has someone told this moron that this wasn't Taft's policy, it was Bush's?

Jesus Christ.

I shouldn't multitask, I have no idea why I said Taft, but that's funnier.

Taft, obviously.

Clearly you are having a nervous breakdown.

That or you haven't looked at your calendar yet today. Either one.


Lord I'm gonna miss this tomorrow
 
2014-04-01 04:13:21 PM

geek_mars: FTFA: In a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder last week, Perry explained that Texas could not afford to implement parts of the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA), which was signed by President George W. Bush in 2003.

Am I missing something or is Texas just now getting around to informing the feds they'll not be complying with the Act that they've been ignoring for the last eleven years?


Sounds like they're keeping folks from getting all uppity and shiat.
 
2014-04-01 04:14:18 PM
If you don't want your kids raped, just move to a state that is less pro-rapey.  Those of use in the liberty community like the option to choose a state where you don't have an option as to what happens to your butt.  However to force every state to be rape free?  That's a loss of control.  I can only liken it to prison rape.
 
2014-04-01 04:15:36 PM
I bet Governor Perry had to think about this one. I bet he had to think long and hard. I bet he had to think long and hard about sticking it to the black guy in the White House by failing to prevent a lot of hot, violent man-on-man action.
 
2014-04-01 04:15:49 PM
It's a rape culture, outsiders don't understand.
 
2014-04-01 04:16:34 PM
"Washington has taken an opportunity to help address a problem in our prisons and jails, but instead created a counterproductive and unnecessarily cumbersome regulatory mess for the states,"

It's an eleven year old law written by a Republican Congress, reviewed by a Republican Senate and signed into law by a Republican president.

Over a decade ago.

And NOW you have a problem with it?
 
2014-04-01 04:18:47 PM
abb3w:

Earlier today, you were one of my known alts!

I hope I didn't crowd you.
 
2014-04-01 04:19:03 PM

Epic Fap Session: I bet Governor Perry had to think about this one. I bet he had to think long and hard. I bet he had to think long and hard about sticking it to the black guy in the White House by failing to prevent a lot of hot, violent man-on-man action.


FTFY
 
2014-04-01 04:20:02 PM
Rann Xerox:

Don't feel bad.  In another thread I typed the name of Paul Ryan's favorite author and blow-up doll and it magically changed to Stephanie Meyer.

oh lawsy was that what you typed?  For the life of me I couldn't figure that one out!
 
2014-04-01 04:21:45 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: abb3w:

Earlier today, you were one of my known alts!

I hope I didn't crowd you.


That's amusing, because earlier today you were one of mine!
 
2014-04-01 04:21:57 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: abb3w:

Earlier today, you were one of my known alts!

I hope I didn't crowd you.


I wish I was smart enough to be considered one of abb3w's Alts.
 
2014-04-01 04:22:02 PM

Aldon: T.a.c.o = cubano
O.b.a.m.a= Taft
p.e.o.p.l.e= people


/just a test


f-i-l-t-e-r-s -> wombats
l-o-l -> Laughter OL
i-d-i-o-t -> fancy lad
w-t-f -> [redacted by the NSA]
l-m-a-o -> lots more angry otters
o-b-a-m-a -> Taft
t-o-t-e-s -> utterly
l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y -> figuratively
b-e-n-g-h-a-z-i -> the Teapot Dome scandal
t-a-c-o -> cubano

L-M-A-O -> lots more angry otters
 
2014-04-01 04:22:33 PM
The governor also complained that the law "infringes on Texas' right to establish the state's own age of criminal responsibility" by mandating that inmates 17 years old and younger be separated from adults. And he said "specific staffing ratios for juvenile detention facilities" were unreasonably high.

I keep rechecking this article to make sure it's not an April Fools joke.
 
2014-04-01 04:24:03 PM
Rick Perry is an embarrassment to an embarrassing state.
 
2014-04-01 04:24:04 PM

what_now: what_now: Has someone told this moron that this wasn't Taft's policy, it was Bush's?

Jesus Christ.

I shouldn't multitask, I have no idea why I said Taft, but that's funnier.

Taft, obviously.


what_now: *narrows eyes*


My day is complete. Thank you for this, kind sirs.
 
2014-04-01 04:24:10 PM

grumpfuff: Satan's Bunny Slippers: abb3w:

Earlier today, you were one of my known alts!

I hope I didn't crowd you.

That's amusing, because earlier today you were one of mine!


Apparently I'm spongeboob, among others

/I'm sure he's insulted
 
2014-04-01 04:24:18 PM

Rick Perry supports child rape in prison!

What else do you need to say to remove this asshole from power, Texans? Seriously, what do you need to hear to actually get off your asses and vote this obnoxious moron from office?
 
2014-04-01 04:24:24 PM

impaler: The governor also complained that the law "infringes on Texas' right to establish the state's own age of criminal responsibility" by mandating that inmates 17 years old and younger be separated from adults. And he said "specific staffing ratios for juvenile detention facilities" were unreasonably high.

I keep rechecking this article to make sure it's not an April Fools joke.


No, just hilariously sickening.
 
2014-04-01 04:24:52 PM

grumpfuff: Satan's Bunny Slippers: abb3w:

Earlier today, you were one of my known alts!

I hope I didn't crowd you.

That's amusing, because earlier today you were one of mine!


neat!  At least it wasn't someone icky!

[unless you think I'm icky]
 
2014-04-01 04:25:28 PM
Democrats: 'The numbers currently favor the republicans for the 2014 election. I wonder if this could change.'
Republicans: 'Derpderpderp'
Democrats: -sighs of relief-
 
2014-04-01 04:25:33 PM

mrshowrules: Satan's Bunny Slippers: abb3w:

Earlier today, you were one of my known alts!

I hope I didn't crowd you.

I wish I was smart enough to be considered one of abb3w's Alts.


Oh, I know I'm not smart enough.  I was just hiding behind them.  :)
 
2014-04-01 04:28:29 PM
that the failure to follow federal law could result in criminal penalties, but federal officials have said Perry would not be charged with a crime.

fark the "optics" of this. charge his sorry ass with a federal crime and hold him until trial on a bail just over his personal net worth. and as a condition of bail it has to be cash and all his own money.
 
2014-04-01 04:29:05 PM
When in God's name are we going to get a Texas Tag?
 
2014-04-01 04:29:10 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: grumpfuff: Satan's Bunny Slippers: abb3w:

Earlier today, you were one of my known alts!

I hope I didn't crowd you.

That's amusing, because earlier today you were one of mine!

Apparently I'm spongeboob, among others

/I'm sure he's insulted


Satan's Bunny Slippers: grumpfuff: Satan's Bunny Slippers: abb3w:

Earlier today, you were one of my known alts!

I hope I didn't crowd you.

That's amusing, because earlier today you were one of mine!

neat!  At least it wasn't someone icky!

[unless you think I'm icky]


At another point I was a certain slow-moving arboreal dweller, so..yea.
 
2014-04-01 04:29:13 PM
The party of rape
 
2014-04-01 04:30:13 PM

Aldon: T.a.c.o = cubano
O.b.a.m.a= Taft
p.e.o.p.l.e= people


/just a test


Had this been real would we have received additional instructions?
 
2014-04-01 04:30:57 PM

browneye: When in God's name are we going to get a Texas Tag?


Before Arizona? There's a pecking order here, slow down.
 
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