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(Sheboygan Press)   Marquette will soon be slapping the floor like idiots when they play defense   (sheboyganpress.com) divider line 27
    More: Dumbass, Steve Wojciechowski, Marquette, basketball coach, Golden Eagles, Mike Krzyzewski, Buzz Williams, Wake Forest, Virginia Tech  
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2014-04-01 02:36:51 PM  
I really didn't hate Marquette before this but now...yeah.  Wojo is a ginormous dickwad who's finally decided to use his boss's clout to get him a big boy job.  Hoping it goes as well as his post-Duke playing career.
 
2014-04-01 02:43:20 PM  
And in future news, the totally random, completely happenstance seeding of the 2014 Underwater Basket Weaving tourney will feature #2 Duke playing #15 Marquette, becuase in no way does the NIT manipulate matchups based on storylines....
 
2014-04-01 03:06:53 PM  
He's slapping the floor!  This Wojo kid has got a lot of heart!  He's a real coach on the court!  He plays the game The Right Way.
 
2014-04-01 03:14:39 PM  

Rapmaster2000: He's slapping the floor!  This Wojo kid has got a lot of heart!  He's a real coach on the court!  He plays the game The Right Way.



heady kid.  gym rat.  a coach's son.  sees things most players don't.  heady.  great motor.  you might out-talent him, but you won't outwork him.  he just gets it.  he's a team-first guy.  first one in, last one out.  gets the most out of limited ability.  he just has fun out there.  heady, heady player.  scrappy.  it isn't the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.  heady, scrappy, high motor kid.
 
2014-04-01 04:09:52 PM  

rickythepenguin: And in future news, the totally random, completely happenstance seeding of the 2014 Underwater Basket Weaving tourney will feature #2 Duke playing #15 Marquette, becuase in no way does the NIT manipulate matchups based on storylines....


Which is always fun when half the storyline just sits there and fails to care about the NIT, leaving us with PC playing Va Tech instead of the return of that traitor dickwad Barnes.

\not that I mind, the Hokie came over and hung with us pep band types for a while
\\a lot cooler than that stupid farking SJU Hawk
\\\the one and only thing farking Rhody's ever done right.
 
2014-04-01 04:18:37 PM  
I think it's funny that our Heineken-swilling overlord introduced NIT filterpwnage for today when Kentucky got owned by Bobby Morris in the NIT.
 
2014-04-01 04:33:58 PM  

rickythepenguin: Rapmaster2000: He's slapping the floor!  This Wojo kid has got a lot of heart!  He's a real coach on the court!  He plays the game The Right Way.


heady kid.  gym rat.  a coach's son.  sees things most players don't.  heady.  great motor.  you might out-talent him, but you won't outwork him.  he just gets it.  he's a team-first guy.  first one in, last one out.  gets the most out of limited ability.  he just has fun out there.  heady, heady player.  scrappy.  it isn't the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.  heady, scrappy, high motor kid.


I don't care if it sounds cliche, write this down

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2014-04-01 04:36:19 PM  
Release the Gottlieb.
 
2014-04-01 04:41:26 PM  
He's a real student of the game.
 
2014-04-01 04:41:42 PM  
 
2014-04-01 04:44:02 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: rickythepenguin: Rapmaster2000: He's slapping the floor!  This Wojo kid has got a lot of heart!  He's a real coach on the court!  He plays the game The Right Way.


heady kid.  gym rat.  a coach's son.  sees things most players don't.  heady.  great motor.  you might out-talent him, but you won't outwork him.  he just gets it.  he's a team-first guy.  first one in, last one out.  gets the most out of limited ability.  he just has fun out there.  heady, heady player.  scrappy.  it isn't the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.  heady, scrappy, high motor kid.

I don't care if it sounds cliche, write this down


I did write it down. Well, for football, but White Athlete cliches cross most boundaries.

Scrappy
High motor
Gamer
High (football) IQ
Sneaky athletic
Gritty
Just a winner
Good fundamentals
Plays the game the right way
Lunch pail guy
Heady, Cerebral
Deceptive speed
Gym rat
Has the intangibles, his accomplishments don't always show up on the stat sheet
Gets the most out of his abilities
Has a lot of heart
Grinder
Out-hustles
Someone you'd love your daughter to date
A real Wes Welker/ David Eckstein type
Coach's son
Faster than he appears
Great route runner
Hard-nosed
He's like a coach on the field/ floor general
He'd play the game for free
Student of the game, you'd have to kick him out of the film room
Quick learner
Game manager
Effort guy
Crafty
Guy who brings it every day
Leaves it all on the field
Brings his lunchpail every time out.
Just a leader
 
2014-04-01 05:08:55 PM  
I, for one, look forward to Wojo continuing the Duke tradition of failing in real life after college.
 
2014-04-01 05:15:26 PM  
North Marquette is best Marquette.
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You may not like it so don't go there...
 
2014-04-01 05:25:44 PM  
Does this mean that Greg Paulus will be the next Duke big man coach?!  Who is going to do the halftime interviews for K?!
 
2014-04-01 06:10:35 PM  
Silky Johnston has some competition this year.
 
2014-04-01 06:17:10 PM  
God, you guys are all so jealous. Yes, I know, it's unfair we can't ALL hit the genetic lottery and grow into the body of an undersized white guy who scraps and claws his way into mediocrity.
 
2014-04-01 06:40:13 PM  
At least it isn't Hurley.
 
2014-04-01 07:36:06 PM  

feanorn: At least it isn't Hurley.


The annoying one is at Buffalo, after years of tagging along with his brother, who's coach at farking Rhody now.  That's the last we'll hear of the Hurley clan.
 
2014-04-01 07:40:04 PM  
K's coaching tree at this point is almost as impressive as Herb Sendek's.
 
2014-04-01 07:42:37 PM  

FriarReb98: feanorn: At least it isn't Hurley.

The annoying one is at Buffalo, after years of tagging along with his brother, who's coach at farking Rhody now.  That's the last we'll hear of the Hurley clan.


A guy with "Friar" in his name disparaging the Hurleys. I never thought I'd see the day.
 
2014-04-01 10:41:15 PM  
Where will they be ranked in the Poles?
 
2014-04-01 10:42:33 PM  
I believe a sign I saw at a Duke-Maryland game from days gone by said it best: "Coach K is Gay; Wojo's a Homo."
 
2014-04-02 12:02:33 AM  
Question: Where can I get head coaching experience with a good team that could make a run (read as: mediocrity acceptable) but also prepare to take over Duke when K retires?

Answer: Perhaps, Marquette.
 
2014-04-02 01:25:55 AM  

Rodbestboy: I believe a sign I saw at a Duke-Maryland game from days gone by said it best: "Coach K is Gay; Wojo's a Homo."


That's a real knee-slapper.
 
2014-04-02 06:37:49 AM  

GratuityIncluded: Question: Where can I get head coaching experience with a good team that could make a run (read as: mediocrity acceptable) but also prepare to take over Duke when K retires?

Answer: Perhaps, Marquette.


I would be very surprised if Wojo took over. I'd bet Chris Collins and perhaps even Johnny Dawkins would have a leg up on him for the spot when K goes.
 
2014-04-02 10:18:15 AM  

Gonz: Jamaal Magliore helps Wojo's stiff back.

Billy Packer. So impartial.


The best part of that game (other than Duke's collapse) was that Wojo was absurdly named the Defensive Player of the Year, then couldn't keep Wayne Turner (a vastly superior defensive guard) out of the lane to save his life.
 
2014-04-02 07:06:19 PM  
www.tvworthwatching.com

This guy?
 
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