peacheslatour: Where do puppies get that kind of money?
doglover: GBB: do any of those sentencing schedules deter anyone from committing those crimes?Punishment doesn't deter crime. That's part of the big problem with America's legal system.It's been proven in every society. In ancient Rome, Vestal Virgins were BURIED ALIVE for having sex before their service was over and their lovers were whipped to death. We know this because there were many who got buried and men who loved them despite the danger of being whipped to death.
Gyrfalcon: Mikey1969: They really have to design something that would refract a laser, yet be transparent, and implement it into visors worn by these pilots before some asshole sends an aircraft to the ground and kills people. So with the way lasers work, would even polarized wombats help? Something has got to work, right?I'm liking this April Fools thing."Polarized wombats", heh.
Guns n' Farkin Roses: Perhaps he was just trying to get his cats to attack the window and this was just a misunderstanding???
elffster: peacheslatour: Where do puppies get that kind of money?From dealing Heroin! DUH!
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