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(Gizmodo)   Murder a man in cold blood, 10 years. Sell heroin to puppies, 11 years. Laser a children's hospital helicopter, that will be 14 years of PMITA prison time   (gizmodo.com) divider line 68
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2014-04-01 01:43:04 PM  
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I guess subby thinks that those flight jockeys and their sick patients deserve to be farked with?   ...or killed?
 
2014-04-01 02:23:31 PM  

netringer: I guess subby thinks that those flight jockeys and their sick patients deserve to be farked with?   ...or killed?


My guess is subby doesn't realize how powerful the high end lasers can be.
 
2014-04-01 03:26:07 PM  
What a waste....of heroin!
 
2014-04-01 03:30:40 PM  
I can only imagine Subby's thought process:
"Well, I've never much cared for children... and honestly, the thought of getting crushed by a multi-ton machine hurtling out of the sky covered in spinning blades kind of turns me on. Plus, the additional death toll is kind of sexy! I think prison is very harsh for people who make my fantasies come true."
 
2014-04-01 03:33:22 PM  
Where do puppies get that kind of money?
 
GBB
2014-04-01 03:35:02 PM  
The real question is: do any of those sentencing schedules deter anyone from committing those crimes?

Judging by how many people kill others and how many people flash helicopters with laser pointers, no.
So, the point is moot unless you're advocating for stiffer penalties all around.
 
2014-04-01 03:36:15 PM  
Did he cut the helicopter neatly in two right down the middle or was it a messy, jagged slice?
 
2014-04-01 03:36:37 PM  
Lemme see, 14 years, at what cost to the taxpayers? How much punishment is enough? Is this an effective use of resources, at all.
 
2014-04-01 03:38:09 PM  

peacheslatour: Where do puppies get that kind of money?


From dealing Heroin! DUH!
 
2014-04-01 03:39:13 PM  
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A better, cooler use for a high powered laser.
 
2014-04-01 03:39:26 PM  
Yes, I guess permanently blinding a trained professional who is currently operating a multi-ton whirly-bladed death machine hovering over a hospital SHOULD be a misdemeanor, right, subtard?
 
2014-04-01 03:39:42 PM  
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2014-04-01 03:40:07 PM  

elffster: peacheslatour: Where do puppies get that kind of money?

From dealing Heroin! DUH!


No, the puppies are buying heroin.

What I wanna know is how they inject it without thumbs.
 
2014-04-01 03:40:57 PM  
I'm ok with this.
 
2014-04-01 03:41:18 PM  

Bslim: Lemme see, 14 years, at what cost to the taxpayers? How much punishment is enough? Is this an effective use of resources, at all.


That is not an effective use of a question mark, at all?
 
2014-04-01 03:43:21 PM  
As a helicopter pilot, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

r/c helicopter I built in my garage
 
2014-04-01 03:43:31 PM  
FTA: "That wasn't enough for Rodriguez. He blasted the police helicopter seven times as it circled his location."

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2014-04-01 03:43:53 PM  
He blasted the police helicopter seven times as it circled his location.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-01 03:44:29 PM  
Perhaps he was just trying to get his cats to attack the window and this was just a misunderstanding???
 
2014-04-01 03:45:46 PM  
So, do puppies just carry around cold hard cash or do they have a straw buyer set up to make the exchange?
 
2014-04-01 03:50:05 PM  
I declare shenanigans, and hereby request the sentencing records and case summary for that puppy / heroin suit.
 
2014-04-01 03:50:18 PM  
"The body is but a vessel for the soul, a puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny. And lo, the body is not eternal, for it must feed on the flesh of others, lest it return to the dust from whence it came. Therefore must the soul deceive, despise and murder men." -A.J.Durai
 
2014-04-01 03:51:24 PM  

Guns n' Farkin Roses: Perhaps he was just trying to get his cats to attack the window and this was just a misunderstanding???


Maybe he thought it was Helicopter Cat

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-01 03:53:29 PM  
I believe the sentence to be appropriate.

Disabling a pilot of a helicopter for a children's hospital could result in a serious crash in the middle of a busy intersection, resulting in significant traffic backups, causing me to be delayed in arriving home from work.
 
2014-04-01 03:58:34 PM  
Yeah, we should laser the hell out of these guys, see if we can make them crash INTO the hospital, I guess?
 
2014-04-01 04:10:27 PM  

netringer: [media.tumblr.com image 400x400]

I guess subby thinks that those flight jockeys and their sick patients deserve to be farked with?   ...or killed?


Or, just maybe, some people don't believe in putting a human being in a cage for 14 years over an incident in which no one was injured, killed, or raped. You know, like some sort "human being" who can "empathize with others" and who knows that people make dumb mistakes sometimes and they probably shouldn't have their lives destroyed over it.
 
2014-04-01 04:17:30 PM  

That Guy Jeff: netringer: [media.tumblr.com image 400x400]

I guess subby thinks that those flight jockeys and their sick patients deserve to be farked with?   ...or killed?

Or, just maybe, some people don't believe in putting a human being in a cage for 14 years over an incident in which no one was injured, killed, or raped. You know, like some sort "human being" who can "empathize with others" and who knows that people make dumb mistakes sometimes and they probably shouldn't have their lives destroyed over it.


Attempted murder is not making "a dumb mistake" you sh#t stain.
 
2014-04-01 04:25:34 PM  

wigginiggins: That Guy Jeff: netringer: [media.tumblr.com image 400x400]

I guess subby thinks that those flight jockeys and their sick patients deserve to be farked with?   ...or killed?

Or, just maybe, some people don't believe in putting a human being in a cage for 14 years over an incident in which no one was injured, killed, or raped. You know, like some sort "human being" who can "empathize with others" and who knows that people make dumb mistakes sometimes and they probably shouldn't have their lives destroyed over it.

Attempted murder is not making "a dumb mistake" you sh#t stain.


Attempted murder implies intent. Reckless endangerment is a better term, and doesn't get you 14 years. The only reason this this guy got 14 years is because it involved an aircraft and the FAA is trying to make examples of people. The punishment is not proportional to the crime, shiat stain. No decent human being would support locking someone away for 14 years based on a crime in which no one was injured, killed, or traumatized. Hell, they've had 100s of laser strikes in that area alone in the last year. Guess how many planes and helicopters have crashed from laser strikes? ZERO.
 
2014-04-01 04:26:12 PM  

peacheslatour: Where do puppies get that kind of money?


They sell cuddles on the street corner.
 
2014-04-01 04:27:31 PM  
They really have to design something that would refract a laser, yet be transparent, and implement it into visors worn by these pilots before some asshole sends an aircraft to the ground and kills people. So with the way lasers work, would even polarized wombats help? Something has got to work, right?
 
2014-04-01 04:28:57 PM  

wigginiggins: That Guy Jeff: netringer: [media.tumblr.com image 400x400]

I guess subby thinks that those flight jockeys and their sick patients deserve to be farked with?   ...or killed?

Or, just maybe, some people don't believe in putting a human being in a cage for 14 years over an incident in which no one was injured, killed, or raped. You know, like some sort "human being" who can "empathize with others" and who knows that people make dumb mistakes sometimes and they probably shouldn't have their lives destroyed over it.

Attempted murder is not making "a dumb mistake" you sh#t stain.


Thats a VERY loose term for attempted murder. Any class 3 lazer will at best irritate the pilot, if on the off chance he gets a direct .03 ms eye shot.

He got the cops 7 times and all that did was pinpoint his location.
 
2014-04-01 05:10:16 PM  
Fail to comprehend the difference between FEDERAL sentencing and STATE sentencing, get a biatchslap from Gyrfalcon.
 
2014-04-01 05:30:11 PM  

Mikey1969: They really have to design something that would refract a laser, yet be transparent, and implement it into visors worn by these pilots before some asshole sends an aircraft to the ground and kills people. So with the way lasers work, would even polarized wombats help? Something has got to work, right?


I'm liking this April Fools thing.

"Polarized wombats", heh.
 
2014-04-01 05:31:53 PM  
FTFA: Rodriguez's long rap sheet, including multiple DUIs and a 2012 burglary, probably contributed to his sentence.

Thisguy is a chronic douchebag. So far he hasn't learned how to behave in society from slaps on the wrist. I'm fine with this sentence.
 
2014-04-01 05:41:09 PM  
Yeah. Nearly causing the death of a helicopter crew and the loss of a multimillion dollar aircraft is real farking hilarious subby.

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2014-04-01 05:42:56 PM  

peacheslatour: Where do puppies get that kind of money?


From their biatches.

/puppies be pimpin'
 
2014-04-01 05:44:59 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Mikey1969: They really have to design something that would refract a laser, yet be transparent, and implement it into visors worn by these pilots before some asshole sends an aircraft to the ground and kills people. So with the way lasers work, would even polarized wombats help? Something has got to work, right?

I'm liking this April Fools thing.

"Polarized wombats", heh.


I've been having fun with it, too. Usually on purpose, but I've been trying to craft my posts to actually work as sentences with the philters in place. Obviously the 'polarized wombats' one slipped by. I think it would be awesome if this was a full time thing, and maybe they added 10-15 words each year. Politics Threads would be far less contentious when the posts make no sense because someone didn't know about the banmonkeys or how you can have lots more angry otters, but the fancy lads would be [redacted by the NSA] for Taft.
 
2014-04-01 06:38:16 PM  
Rape your 3 year old daughter, probation.
 
2014-04-01 06:57:22 PM  
i was going to say, HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU GET CAUGHT DOING THAT?

when i read the article and saw that he also lasered the police chopper sent to find him.


/dumbass
//off you go
 
2014-04-01 07:45:46 PM  
Hey, I remember when laser pointers were cool -- back in 1998.
 
2014-04-01 07:58:13 PM  

SquiggsIN: Mr.Poops: Hey, I remember when laser pointers were cool -- back in 1998.

You might remember 1998 but, laser pointers were never cool.


F*ck you, man. Those things rock!

Sincerely,
The Cat

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2014-04-01 08:05:28 PM  
 How am I going to line up my shoulder fired anti air rockets with out the using lasers?!
 
2014-04-01 08:06:59 PM  
Without using lasers

/ mobile, can't do the strike through
// ftfms
 
2014-04-01 08:14:05 PM  
Hey lindalou, did you ever make the mock apple pie?  How was it?  :)
 
2014-04-01 08:45:39 PM  
Aren't some of the 'outlawed' handheld imported lasers so powerful that, if you pointed it at a regular painted wall, it would cause enough of a reflection that people near the wall looking at the damned dot on the wall can be temporarily blinded?

Throw the book at this guy, especially considering his previous criminal record. Lets see how his fellow inmates feel about him trying to bring down a children's hospital helicopter, while it was over a children's hospital that was presumably full of children. Children.
 
2014-04-01 08:48:46 PM  

Superjew: Yes, I guess permanently blinding a trained professional who is currently operating a multi-ton whirly-bladed death machine hovering over a hospital SHOULD be a misdemeanor, right, subtard?


Or we should Lighten up, Francis because Maybe the kid was drunk.

Imagine if it was airliner.  CNN could get 24/7 airline disaster coverage content on CNN2.
 
2014-04-01 08:56:00 PM  

davynelson: i was going to say, HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU GET CAUGHT DOING THAT?

when i read the article and saw that he also lasered the police chopper sent to find him.


/dumbass
//off you go


Another one.
Watch:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymFhtmPxu-k

Laser?  I ain't carrying no laser.  "He dropped it in the yard."
 
2014-04-01 08:59:02 PM  
The judge's comments to the asshat:

"You have a history of being untruthful with law enforcement," she said. "Officer Cleaver's January 2, 2012 report indicates that you were untruthful with the officer about your identity and that you admitted to lying to the officer because you knew you had active warrants and did not want to go to jail. And that's a direct quote from Officer Cleaver's report.
"You have a history of poor performance on probation, as evidenced by new arrests and convictions. You have a significant prior criminal record that dates back to 2002 when you were only 13 years old and includes two obstruction of public officer convictions. You have a history relating to alcohol abuse as evidenced by your four DUI convictions beginning in 2007 and most recently in 2012, and you don't have significant financial resources for a bond."

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/03/california-man-who-lasere d- two-helicopters-to-face-14-years-behind-bars/
 
2014-04-01 09:19:41 PM  
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2014-04-01 10:16:49 PM  

scottydoesntknow: elffster: peacheslatour: Where do puppies get that kind of money?

From dealing Heroin! DUH!

No, the puppies are buying heroin.

What I wanna know is how they inject it without thumbs.


They sniff it. Duh.
 
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