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(Juneau Empire)   Outspoken chairwoman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission steps down, is now unlikely to challenge for a senate seat with this scandal surrounding her   (juneauempire.com) divider line 53
    More: Obvious, Gas Conservation Commission, Sarah Palin, Oil and gas, letter of resignation, Randy Ruedrich  
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2014-04-01 11:18:47 AM
FFS she was a quitter since day one!
 
2014-04-01 11:24:50 AM
I see big things in this woman's future.  Why, she could be president one day!
 
2014-04-01 11:25:55 AM
Has she EVER had a job that she didn't quit?
 
2014-04-01 11:35:17 AM
ha... she's quitting again. What a great "leader".
 
2014-04-01 11:37:59 AM
I wonder if John McCain would ever pick her for a VP spot?
 
2014-04-01 11:45:08 AM
Badger.
 
2014-04-01 12:08:51 PM

Rapmaster2000: I see big things in this woman's future.  Why, she could be president for one day!


Because of the quitting, you see.
 
2014-04-01 12:09:17 PM
Reports have it that she can see what's going on in Russia -- from her front porch!!!
 
2014-04-01 12:24:53 PM
You just wait until her husband's Alaskan Independence Party takes off and she is elected Queen!
 
2014-04-01 12:36:46 PM
*snerk* nice one.

It sounds like this woman has half a mind to run for higher office.
 
2014-04-01 12:40:49 PM
I'd love to see her in a debate with some libby lib lib like Joe Biden. I bet he'd be quaking in his boots at the thought of taking on a strong, independent conservative woman like Ms. Palin.

Hmmm, how can I get her to sleep with me?
 
2014-04-01 12:52:09 PM
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2014-04-01 01:01:21 PM
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2014-04-01 01:02:10 PM

clintster: I'd love to see her in a debate with some libby lib lib like Joe Biden. I bet he'd be quaking in his boots at the thought of taking on a strong, independent conservative woman like Ms. Palin.

Hmmm, how can I get her to sleep with me?


I'm NOT SHARING!!!

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/I'd bang her so hard, like a gong, she'd see CHINA from her house.
 
2014-04-01 01:04:11 PM

MisterTweak: *snerk* nice one.

It sounds like this woman has half a mind to run for higher office.


FTFY.
 
2014-04-01 01:04:21 PM
Dated 2004.
 
2014-04-01 01:04:53 PM

Farkengruven: Dated 2004.


... in a row?
 
2014-04-01 01:07:09 PM
I enjoyed how the quotes in that article sound exactly like her today:

-Deflect attention from the real problems surrounding here
-Claim allegiance to the Republican Party and the USA
-Offer nothing of substance or benefit to anyone in any statement she makes

No wonder Alaskans were glad to be rid of her in 2008... or nervous she'd wind up President if McCain kicked off.
 
2014-04-01 01:07:20 PM

Farkengruven: Dated 2004.


Nice try, but you're not going to make me look.
 
2014-04-01 01:07:23 PM

Farkengruven: Dated 2004.


I see someone hasn't realized what day it is yet.
 
2014-04-01 01:12:19 PM

MisterTweak: It sounds like this woman has half a mind


You're giving her way too much credit.
 
2014-04-01 01:20:33 PM

2wolves: Badger.


Badger
 
2014-04-01 01:24:05 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Has she EVER had a job that she didn't quit?


I look forward to seeing her quit her job as a Fox pundit
 
2014-04-01 01:25:59 PM
I'm no fan of the woman, but when you read the story (if Pravda can be believed), she's made a pretty good stand against ... if not corruption, then perhaps incompetence or cronyism. Difficulty: She probably got her position through the same mechanisms.

Also, $118,000 pa for a board position... [redacted by the NSA]!? Can someone explain to me how this happens? I serve on the boards of a few community organisations for nada... Could someone explain how their package is this much? Do they have increased risk?
 
2014-04-01 01:28:16 PM
But she is the most open minded person in the Republican party.
 
2014-04-01 01:28:49 PM

Empty H: 2wolves: Badger.

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2014-04-01 01:32:25 PM

packman_jon: Empty H: 2wolves: Badger.

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2014-04-01 01:37:31 PM

Empty H: packman_jon: Empty H: 2wolves: Badger.

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2014-04-01 01:37:54 PM

ChipNASA: I'd bang her so hard, like a gong, she'd see CHINA from her house.


Glenn Rice wrecked that stuff then the pack of retarded kids came rolling out. You would have to fark one side of that tunnel to make the other side jealous.
 
2014-04-01 01:40:31 PM

gilatrout: Empty H: packman_jon: Empty H: 2wolves: Badger.

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2014-04-01 01:40:59 PM

Empty H: gilatrout: Empty H: packman_jon: Empty H: 2wolves: Badger.

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Ahhhh! Snake!
 
2014-04-01 01:42:11 PM
Who cares about some obscure politician nobody's ever heard of from god forsaken bumfark Alaska?

Jayzus Fark. How about green lighting some stories about interesting relevant people we actually recognize?
 
2014-04-01 01:42:30 PM

Dellirium: Empty H: gilatrout: Empty H: packman_jon: Empty H: 2wolves: Badger.

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It's a snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
 
2014-04-01 01:42:52 PM

Empty H: packman_jon: Empty H: 2wolves: Badger.

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WHAT? Jesus, fark, can't a guy sling crystal in farking PEACE, yo?
 
2014-04-01 01:43:49 PM
Is this the best April Fools gag Fark can come up with? Articles from 2004?
 
2014-04-01 01:44:55 PM

ansius: I'm no fan of the woman, but when you read the story (if Pravda can be believed), she's made a pretty good stand against ... if not corruption, then perhaps incompetence or cronyism. Difficulty: She probably got her position through the same mechanisms.

Also, $118,000 pa for a board position... [redacted by the NSA]!? Can someone explain to me how this happens? I serve on the boards of a few community organisations for nada... Could someone explain how their package is this much? Do they have increased risk?


I want to know what is causing this one?

O-B-A-M-A Changes to Taft
 
2014-04-01 01:45:20 PM

stuffy: Is this the best April Fools gag Fark can come up with? Articles from 2004?


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2014-04-01 01:46:25 PM
how much 'work' do you suppose Ms. Palin was required to do to collect her $122K annual salary?
 
2014-04-01 01:47:38 PM

stuffy: Is this the best April Fools gag Fark can come up with? Articles from 2004?


I'm sure Reddit is a barrel of monkeys right now and if you went there you would have a better time, so

www.planetcalypsoforum.com
 
2014-04-01 02:02:33 PM
[redacted by the NSA] Taft
 
2014-04-01 02:03:55 PM
[redacted by the NSA] = w t f
 
2014-04-01 02:11:15 PM
[redacted by the NSA]
 
2014-04-01 02:16:33 PM

chknjetski: [redacted by the NSA] Taft


Right On
 
2014-04-01 02:18:27 PM

chknjetski: [redacted by the NSA] = w t f


Thanks!
 
2014-04-01 02:28:54 PM
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2014-04-01 02:36:15 PM

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I had no idea she was a sports reporter... WOW! She is like, the perfect woman! I bet she's even well-versed in Revolutionary War history. Probably a reader, too.
 
2014-04-01 02:37:31 PM
Throw some Corexit on it, it'll sink to the bottom.
 
2014-04-01 02:52:45 PM
No way would a democrat step away from a position under the same circumstances. Democrats have to be forced out of these situations. The Learner chick worked for the American taxpayer and the democratic party at the same time focusing mostly on doing democrat dirty work. She now gets about $200 k a year from taxpayers to lay around and do nothing. She would've kept her job as one of barry's fascists had she not gotten caught.
Palin did the right thing by stepping down. A lot of democrats hate Palin because they fear her. democrats fear her because she says what she feels with honesty, she hates bloated government and she thinks American taxpayers are taxed too much. She really loves America. democrats can't relate to her high level of patriotism.
 
2014-04-01 03:04:39 PM
"Going against what I believe in as a public servant is withholding information that I think Alaskans deserve to know," Palin told The Associated Press"

With that kind of command of the language even a war hero wouldn't think of having her as a Veep
 
2014-04-01 03:30:41 PM

Launch Code: No way would a democrat step away from a position under the same circumstances. Democrats have to be forced out of these situations. The Learner chick worked for the American taxpayer and the democratic party at the same time focusing mostly on doing democrat dirty work. She now gets about $200 k a year from taxpayers to lay around and do nothing. She would've kept her job as one of barry's fascists had she not gotten caught.
Palin did the right thing by stepping down. A lot of democrats hate Palin because they fear her. democrats fear her because she says what she feels with honesty, she hates bloated government and she thinks American taxpayers are taxed too much. She really loves America. democrats can't relate to her high level of patriotism.


Too late in the thread. Not getting my popcorn for this.
 
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