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(Washington Post)   You know what they call conspiracy-obsessed mouth-breathing social conservatives in France? Well the tea party's the tea party, but they call it Le Tea Party   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 79
    More: Stupid, social conservatives, ump party, Reagan Democrat, Francois Hollande, disenchantment, conspiracy, National Front, Economic stagnation  
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2014-04-01 01:28:42 PM
I thought it was Le Pen Party
 
2014-04-01 01:36:52 PM
But instead of tri corner hats, they'll dress as mimes.  It will be the quietest revolution ever.
 
2014-04-01 01:49:47 PM
FTFA: If it were, it would be populated by the likes of Catherine Mas-Mezeran, a Parisian mother of three who wrinkles her nose at the mention of President Francois Hollande.

More like Presimerde Fartcois Hollanbongo.

Get ready for some la derpe, France.
 
2014-04-01 02:31:23 PM
"He has rejected his baptism," she said. "This is really shocking."

Good to know there's gullible ignorant mouth breathing morans the world over.
 
2014-04-01 02:33:05 PM
The social conservatives said the lessons could lead to boys wearing dresses and girls playing mechanic

La Femme Mechanic!  Le Shock!  Le Horror!  Le Derp!
 
2014-04-01 02:51:04 PM
Nous l'obtenons, il est noir.
 
2014-04-01 02:51:29 PM
I thought they called it Royale with Asshole.
 
2014-04-01 02:52:37 PM
What is potato in frnch?
 
2014-04-01 02:52:43 PM
Hopefully, they'll take what we learned from the tea party here in the US: they will want to wash down there, before they go teabagging.
 
2014-04-01 02:54:31 PM

unlikely: I thought it was Le Pen Party


The National Front is probably pissed they're cutting in on their jib.
 
2014-04-01 02:55:24 PM
Can't we just send them ours instead? No sense reinventing the wheel. Even if it's square. And attached to a motorized scooter subsidized by a government that the person riding it wants to abolish.

Because liberté.
 
2014-04-01 02:56:34 PM

UncomfortableSilence: What is potato in frnch?


An earth apple, for whatever reason.
 
2014-04-01 02:57:13 PM

UncomfortableSilence: What is potato in frnch?


Pomme de Terre (figuratively: Apple of the Earth)
 
2014-04-01 02:58:29 PM
she firmly believes an unsubstantiated rumor emanating from conservative circles that Hollande may have secretly renounced his Christianity. "He has rejected his baptism," she said. "This is really shocking. "

Stupid libs.  This is totally different from the Tea Party.  The Tea Party is a grassroots organization of individuals who are concerned bout government spending and also creeping gay Islamosocialifacsism, but MOSTLY they are concerned about spending.
 
2014-04-01 02:58:40 PM

Barry Lyndon' Annuity Cheque: UncomfortableSilence: What i potato in frnch?

An earth apple, for whatever reaon.


Bith Set Me Up: UncomfortableSilence: What i potato in frnch?

Pomme de Terre (figuratively: Apple of the Earth)


Good to know, I fear we'll be uing that frequently.
 
2014-04-01 03:03:16 PM
USA:
www.thenibble.com
France?:
recipegreat.com

Perhaps it's a more sophisticated and palatable form of potatoes
 
2014-04-01 03:05:06 PM

we didn't bring


our guillotines,


THIS TIME


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2014-04-01 03:05:23 PM

Jairzinho: USA:
[www.thenibble.com image 230x188]
France?:
[recipegreat.com image 492x369]

Perhaps it's a more sophisticated and palatable form of potatoes


upload.wikimedia.org
Keep farking that coq au vin.
 
2014-04-01 03:05:33 PM
What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.
 
2014-04-01 03:05:45 PM
According to Google translate it would be "La partie de thé"
The Party of the Tea;  I like that.
 
2014-04-01 03:07:41 PM

Jairzinho: Perhaps it's a more sophisticated and palatable form of potatoes

If they were sophisticated, they wouldn't be involved in any incarnation of the Tea Party.
 
2014-04-01 03:07:56 PM

Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.


So you're an actual moron not a pretend moron? We can't just write this off as an infantile attention seeking mechanism? Got it.
 
2014-04-01 03:10:44 PM

Bith Set Me Up: UncomfortableSilence: What is potato in frnch?

Pomme de Terre (figuratively: Apple of the Earth)


Also in Hebrew (tapuach adama). I wonder if there's some etymological reason for that.

Tripp Johnston Private Eye: unlikely: I thought it was Le Pen Party

The National Front is probably pissed they're cutting in on their jib.


Are you saying Le Pen is pissed?
 
2014-04-01 03:10:44 PM
Royale with cheese
 
2014-04-01 03:11:33 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: UncomfortableSilence: What is potato in frnch?

An earth apple, for whatever reason.


Bith Set Me Up: UncomfortableSilence: What is potato in frnch?

Pomme de Terre (figuratively: Apple of the Earth)


PSA: Don't confuse this with Road Apple or your dinner will suck.
 
2014-04-01 03:12:01 PM

unlikely: I thought it was Le Pen Party


No, they're going to call it Le Mon Party.
 
2014-04-01 03:12:03 PM

Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.


Personal responsibility.  It's personal.  Jesus, we repeat these phrases over and over and some people just can't get it.  I don't know how much harder we have to work at this.  There have to be at least 2 AM radio stations repeating this phrase 50 times a day.  When are you going to learn your lines?
 
2014-04-01 03:12:38 PM
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Deer Preznit Hollandaise Sauce,

Why you not baptize and commie up the gubment instead of make my breakfast yummy?  You comes to steal all our wines.  I not like.  And whar Frenchie cerTiFct whar?

Love, La Torg.

P.S. Why you no manly like Pootin?  He grande garcon and such like as.

/gonna have to shoop a beret on this happy fella
 
2014-04-01 03:14:27 PM

Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.


I think you misspelled "cretinous".
 
2014-04-01 03:14:36 PM

Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.


I grew out of meaningless bumper sticker pablum like that when I graduated college.

And this coming from yhe side that always blames liberals whenever the right screws up.

"Personal responsibility my ass"
 
2014-04-01 03:17:03 PM

Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.


We can't help it. Every time the right mentions it the irony makes us laugh too hard.
 
2014-04-01 03:20:11 PM

Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.


From the side that wants personal involvement in the affairs of the heart and bed of every citizen in the US. Why don't you slacks start leaving another person's personal responsibility alone and then you can talk without sounding like a schmuck.
 
2014-04-01 03:20:27 PM

Dr Dreidel: Bith Set Me Up: UncomfortableSilence: What is potato in frnch?

Pomme de Terre (figuratively: Apple of the Earth)

Also in Hebrew (tapuach adama). I wonder if there's some etymological reason for that.



www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-01 03:23:06 PM
fancy lads, fancy lads everywhere... American Exceptionalism is challenged once again, I see.

(Wish I could figure what word was resulting in 'Wombats' today)
 
2014-04-01 03:28:17 PM

Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.


I was unaware that by being personally responsible, one must also be weirdly attached to gold bitcoins, obsess over baptismal certificates and rage at the concept of a bike path.
 
2014-04-01 03:28:37 PM

rudemix: Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.

From the side that wants personal involvement in the affairs of the heart and bed of every citizen in the US. Why don't you slacks start leaving another person's personal responsibility alone and then you can talk without sounding like a schmuck.


But...but...light bulbs...
 
2014-04-01 03:29:19 PM
L'fancy lades?
 
2014-04-01 03:29:21 PM

unlikely: I thought it was Le Pen Party


Well played.
 
2014-04-01 03:29:43 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-01 03:32:44 PM

Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.

It's the idea that anyone might prefer not to have everyone's lives run by the State (which would only be doing it for the common good, of course). As Lincoln once put it:

They are the arguments that kings have made for enslaving the people in all ages of the world. You will find that all the arguments in favor of king-craft were of this class; they always bestrode the necks of the people, not that they wanted to do it, but because the people were better off for being ridden.
 
2014-04-01 03:35:33 PM
www.movieguide.org
 
2014-04-01 03:44:08 PM

jjorsett: Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.
It's the idea that anyone might prefer not to have everyone's lives run by the State (which would only be doing it for the common good, of course). As Lincoln once put it:
They are the arguments that kings have made for enslaving the people in all ages of the world. You will find that all the arguments in favor of king-craft were of this class; they always bestrode the necks of the people, not that they wanted to do it, but because the people were better off for being ridden.


Are you two done arguing against the liberals that exist in your fevered imaginations?
 
2014-04-01 03:53:25 PM
The party is called Front National, its leader is Marine LePen.

They are sometimes called "LePenistes".

//  Une patate, deux patates, trois patates, quatre.  Youpi, je sais compter jusqu'à patate!
// Levaginates goes where?
 
2014-04-01 03:53:26 PM

jjorsett: Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.

It's the idea that anyone might prefer not to have everyone's lives run by the State (which would only be doing it for the common good, of course).


Wrong. Just... wrong.

Nobody here wants the state to run everyone's lives. That's just another false flag you invented to make yourselves feel better. Just like all the other fabrications, conspiracy theories, lies and distortions you rely on to prove to yourself that nothing the Democrats can do would ever be right.

static01.mediaite.com
 
2014-04-01 03:54:28 PM
Epic. Filterpwn , ha Ha oh wow!
 
2014-04-01 04:11:56 PM
Potato lost in translation.  Intredasting.
 
2014-04-01 04:13:41 PM

unlikely: I thought it was Le Pen Party


Just be glad it wasn't Le Mon Party.
 
2014-04-01 04:19:48 PM
"You know what they call conspiracy-obsessed mouth-breathing social conservatives in France? Well the tea party's the tea party, but they call it Le Tea Party"

...becasue of the metric system.
 
2014-04-01 04:22:37 PM

Deucednuisance: L'fancy lades?


gars de fantaisie
 
2014-04-01 04:23:18 PM

Agneska: What is about the concept of taking self responsibility that makes leftist boys wet their pants? I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely curious.


images.huffingtonpost.com
 
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