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(KOIN Portland)   Wet, drunk, and pantsless is no way to get onto a school bus, son   ( ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, portland police, drunks  
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1808 clicks; posted to Video » on 01 Apr 2014 at 12:45 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-01 10:50:41 AM  
As he raced up I-5, dispatchers said, "He is outside of the vehicle trying to gain entry. He is not wearing pants."

Suspect is pantsless, repeat, pantsless.
2014-04-01 10:56:23 AM  
It's raining
2014-04-01 11:11:44 AM
2014-04-01 11:43:51 AM  
Speak for yourself.
2014-04-01 12:56:19 PM  

dittybopper: [ image 335x270]

Do you want a Gummy Bear?
2014-04-01 01:06:45 PM  
The video won't load.  Apparently flashblock and adblock say there is something amiss with the video.
2014-04-01 01:29:46 PM  
I actually call that a successful Saturday night.
2014-04-01 02:36:19 PM  
Who's law, sheriff?  Yours?  Or'n mine?
2014-04-01 03:35:09 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's raining

It's Oregon
2014-04-01 03:56:58 PM  
However, it is a great way to get on the Bang Bus.
2014-04-01 04:22:05 PM  
John Modesitt.  I read that as John Modest.  Go figure...
2014-04-01 08:32:33 PM  
So if he had pants on, the bus driver would've allowed him to board?

Besides, who hasn't ran to catch the bus right after a shower, carrying their pants in their hand?  It's better than missing the bus.
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