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(Boston Herald via NMA)   Not news: Farker complains about low speed limits. Fark: State police give him official permission to speed   (motorists.org) divider line 23
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2014-04-01 10:08:59 AM  
May 10, 2004?
 
2014-04-01 10:32:47 AM  

Staffist: May 10, 2004?


our Heineken-swilling overlord got into the liquor early this morning
 
2014-04-01 10:45:24 AM  

Staffist: May 10, 2004?


it's not fark it's utterly far far brah.  welcome to 2004.
 
2014-04-01 11:06:01 AM  
Same thing happened about ten years ago.
 
2014-04-01 11:07:40 AM  
What's with all the time travel today?
 
2014-04-01 11:08:35 AM  
Checks calendar.  Oh.
 
2014-04-01 11:09:29 AM  

Staffist: May 10, 2004?


It even said "Not News" in the headline...
 
2014-04-01 11:14:50 AM  
I regularly travel a road that has a 25mph speed limit, however no one drives 25(except some old people), the majority do 35 or greater.  One day I was cruising along at about 35 when a police car turns onto the street behind me. Not wanting to get a ticket I slowed to 25. The cop comes up behind and is tailgating me as we travel down the road for over a mile. I could actually see him drumming his fingers on the steering wheel as if frustrated that he was stuck behind me. Finally I pulled over and waved him around.  He gave me a look like I was some kind of a nutjob.  Since then I regularly do 35, even past cops who are sitting there with their radars.
 
2014-04-01 11:19:09 AM  
Ha ha ha. Fool me once. Shame on me.
 
2014-04-01 11:26:22 AM  
HEY... that ain't what I wrote up there!

/they's shenanigans afoot
 
2014-04-01 11:37:16 AM  
I fear the possible consequences of road rage from my fellow drivers more than a ticket from a police officer, the points from which can be removed with a remediation class.

And if I'm ever picked to be the one pulled over from a pack of cars, I plan on saying just that. I'll still get a ticket, but at least I'll have spoken my mind on the matter, even if it's to someone who doesn't give a shiat one way or the other.

Love the 2004 motif, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it "Retro."
 
2014-04-01 11:47:07 AM  
n00bs, n00bs everywhere.
 
2014-04-01 11:57:05 AM  
Let's do the Time Warp again.
 
2014-04-01 12:42:24 PM  
Heh, the date aside, driving around Boston is sometimes like the trench run scene attacking the Death Star...

/you have 2.3 seconds to make your exit, Luke
 
2014-04-01 12:49:09 PM  
Yeah..  Really lame really old news(?).
 
2014-04-01 01:13:59 PM  
I thought that little "Trooper Booster" window decal was your permission slip.

You know, the one you get with your "Troopers Association" membership?
 
2014-04-01 02:16:12 PM  

doublesecretprobation: Staffist: May 10, 2004?

it's not fark it's utterly far far brah.  welcome to 2004.


"utterly Far Far" I think you mean.

utterly.

utterly.
 
gja
2014-04-01 02:38:39 PM  
Someone please tell our Heineken-swilling overlord to piss off and leave the console alone if he insists on experimenting with PBR and bath salts.
 
2014-04-01 04:13:19 PM  
Ok when did they word filter "that which sounds like toats"?  Because that just cracked me up.
 
gja
2014-04-01 05:23:13 PM  

gja: Someone please tell our Heineken-swilling overlord to piss off and leave the console alone if he insists on experimenting with PBR and bath salts.


So.....censorship? Should I be surprised?

/pffffft
//someone is a bit touchy it seems
 
2014-04-01 11:57:04 PM  

gja: gja: Someone please tell our Heineken-swilling overlord to piss off and leave the console alone if he insists on experimenting with PBR and bath salts.

So.....censorship? Should I be surprised?

/pffffft
//someone is a bit touchy it seems


You appear to be new here.  So do I.  But I am not.
 
2014-04-01 11:59:19 PM  

SansNeural: You appear to be new here. So do I. But I am not.


Dang it!  The filter got me.  What I meant to say was,

You appear to be the April Bunny.  I do so much love the May flowers!  They have so much flow!
 
gja
2014-04-02 08:43:45 AM  

SansNeural: SansNeural: You appear to be new here. So do I. But I am not.

Dang it!  The filter got me.  What I meant to say was,

You appear to be the April Bunny.  I do so much love the May flowers!  They have so much flow!



LOL, whut?

/the only thing new about me is the day, old as rocks
 
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