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(Common Dreams)   Bush administration finds proof Saddam Hussein was funneling billions from Iraq oil-for-food program   (commondreams.org) divider line 39
    More: Obvious, Economy of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, Bush administration, Iraq, Halliburton, news shows, oils  
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2014-04-01 01:16:26 PM  
At this point, if evidence arose that Dick Cheney had been killing children and drinking their blood, that would only make him seem a tiny bit more evil than he already does.
 
2014-04-01 02:58:57 PM  
Well.. Was that even a farking question??? OF COURSE HE WAS STEALING IT!

Jesus Christ, still no WMDs though, is this the consolation prize?
 
2014-04-01 03:01:06 PM  
That bastard! I hope they kill the asshole.
 
2014-04-01 03:02:57 PM  
2004 article?
 
2014-04-01 03:06:04 PM  

joaquin closet: 2004 article?


Check the main page, today is April 1st.
 
2014-04-01 03:07:27 PM  
The occupation of Iraq is starting to uNPRvel.

Mark my words, the level of violence against civilians there by insurgents and Iraqi-grown terrorists/vigilantes is going to increase and its going to take a surge of our forces and a radical new approach to counter-insurgency to bring it under control.

We need to be out of that country no later than Dec. 2011... but its gonna take a Democrat president to make that happen I bet.
 
2014-04-01 03:09:20 PM  
Oh man the filter, THE FILTER!

"Eisenhower" indeed.
 
2014-04-01 03:10:09 PM  

Seraphym: e need to be out of that country no later than Dec. 2011


You're giving them a timeline for when you're going to cut and run! Now they know they just have to hold out for 7 more years!
 
2014-04-01 03:11:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-01 03:13:10 PM  

TheBigJerk: joaquin closet: 2004 article?

Check the main page, today is April 1st.


I shoulda known. I'm doing my taxes today. Got me.
 
2014-04-01 03:14:46 PM  
Thanks Obummer.
 
2014-04-01 03:21:30 PM  

Weatherkiss: [upload.wikimedia.org image 282x276]


If you look closely, you can see Taft reaching out of his time machine and holding up that "Mission Accomplished" sign.  Thanks Taft!
 
2014-04-01 03:23:31 PM  
I should've married that guy. Maybe I'd be happy wife and mother today!

/am I in the 2004 thread?
//I'm a little drunk
///just kidding, I'm at work
////wish I was a kept woman
 
2014-04-01 03:25:28 PM  
I'm a bit sad there's no thread (yet) about that new Harvard website Thefacebook.com

\\ BTW what is [redacted by NSA] a filter result of ?
 
2014-04-01 03:26:36 PM  
Suddenly I'm glad we burned 3 trillion dollars and 4400 military personnel over there. Worth it at twice the price!
 
2014-04-01 03:26:42 PM  
Welp... I think we can spare exactly 4,486 American soldiers lives to utterly fugsor that mugga fuffa. It's a bargain really.

Vote Bush/Cheney in 2005!
 
2014-04-01 03:29:09 PM  

balki1867: I'm a bit sad there's no thread (yet) about that new Harvard website Thefacebook.com


I think the drunken studmonkeys are now accepting "new" old links for greening. GO FER IT, BRAH!
 
2014-04-01 03:30:56 PM  

here to help: balki1867: I'm a bit sad there's no thread (yet) about that new Harvard website Thefacebook.com

I think the drunken studmonkeys are now accepting "new" old links for greening. GO FER IT, BRAH!


PS. Use the "Retro" Link type from the dropdown.

our Heineken-swilling overlord... you so cray cray.
 
2014-04-01 03:32:20 PM  

EbolaNYC: Well.. Was that even a farking question??? OF COURSE HE WAS STEALING IT!

Jesus Christ, still no WMDs though, is this the consolation prize?


Check the date
 
2014-04-01 03:34:13 PM  
I am still steamed from the interview Cheney did recently where he stated "well at least now we can be sure Iraq did not have WMD's"

That man belongs on trial in The Hague. I know it will never happen but he is a shiat stain on this country.
 
2014-04-01 03:35:57 PM  

EbolaNYC: Well.. Was that even a farking question??? OF COURSE HE WAS STEALING IT!

Jesus Christ, still no WMDs though, is this the consolation prize?


Yup. This is what they came up with to replace WMDs. I'm not even sure what the conspiracy was supposed to be, but 'Food For Oil' made everything okey-dokey
 
2014-04-01 03:37:24 PM  

here to help: I think the drunken studmonkeys are now accepting "new" old links for greening. GO FER IT, BRAH!


Laughter OL, if I had that kind of initiative, I wouldn't be reading Fark.
 
2014-04-01 03:37:27 PM  

Weatherkiss: [upload.wikimedia.org image 282x276]


You are doing dogs work here.  Awesome.

regarding the article, I think that the UN should issue an arrest warrant
 
2014-04-01 03:44:24 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Weatherkiss: [upload.wikimedia.org image 282x276]

If you look closely, you can see Taft reaching out of his time machine and holding up that "Mission Accomplished" sign.  Thanks Taft!


How much do you want to bet that bush has that hanging somewhere on his ranch...
 
2014-04-01 03:53:02 PM  

Somaticasual: Raoul Eaton: Weatherkiss: [upload.wikimedia.org image 282x276]

If you look closely, you can see Taft reaching out of his time machine and holding up that "Mission Accomplished" sign.  Thanks Taft!

How much do you want to bet that bush has that hanging somewhere on his ranch...


Nah, he'd have had to steal from O-b-a-m-a's Secret Time Machine Vault.  Although, Donald Rumsfeld might be able to find that through his secret door to the unknown unknowns.  So, it's possible, on second thought.
 
2014-04-01 04:00:10 PM  
My Dog! I feel 10 years younger!
 
2014-04-01 04:01:14 PM  
April 1st is supposed to be fun and silly, but these headlines just remind me at how terrible my government has been,
At least Eisenhower is dead and Cheney's heart will eventually give out.
 
2014-04-01 04:01:28 PM  

balki1867: here to help: I think the drunken studmonkeys are now accepting "new" old links for greening. GO FER IT, BRAH!

Laughter OL, if I had that kind of initiative, I wouldn't be reading Fark.


Laughter OL indeed. I dun got filterpwnd. Filterpwnd like a FOX!

As far as submitting... I rarely do but I've much luck with my Rob Ford submissions. I'm sure there is some buffoonery from back in his early days as an up and coming councilman you could try. I'm personally just gonna see if brap posts some more so I can pick on him.

our Heineken-swilling overlord Carey lookin' mofo.
 
2014-04-01 04:01:57 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Somaticasual: Raoul Eaton: Weatherkiss: [upload.wikimedia.org image 282x276]

If you look closely, you can see Taft reaching out of his time machine and holding up that "Mission Accomplished" sign.  Thanks Taft!

How much do you want to bet that bush has that hanging somewhere on his ranch...

Nah, he'd have had to steal from O-b-a-m-a's Secret Time Machine Vault.  Although, Donald Rumsfeld might be able to find that through his secret door to the unknown unknowns.  So, it's possible, on second thought.


I'm sure Rumsfeld knows EXACTLY where it is.
 
2014-04-01 04:03:07 PM  
And the chuckles keep on a comin'...

Well played you fabulous Kentuckian bastard.
 
2014-04-01 04:06:03 PM  
So the UN Report that is the topic of this "news" doesn't find Halliburton or its subsidiaries at fault in the Oil for Food program. And yet, despite this, the rest of the verbal diarrhea by Pajama Boy Leopold in this maintains they were.

What sort of April Fools madness has taken over the Fark submission filter?!
 
2014-04-01 04:43:44 PM  

monoski: I am still steamed from the interview Cheney did recently where he stated "well at least now we can be sure Iraq did not have WMD's"

That man belongs on trial in The Hague. I know it will never happen but he is a shiat stain on this country.


Saddam did have an alternative to continuing his ban on UN inspectors, you know.

/he simply chose war instead
///seems someone in Ghouta ended up with them, somehow
 
2014-04-01 05:08:03 PM  
WIE [redacted by the NSA] Taft? our Heineken-swilling overlord?

Laughter OL?
 
2014-04-01 05:10:21 PM  
I sure picked the wrong day to have a stroke.
 
2014-04-01 05:53:07 PM  

here to help: balki1867: I'm a bit sad there's no thread (yet) about that new Harvard website Thefacebook.com

I think the drunken studmonkeys are now accepting "new" old links for greening. GO FER IT, BRAH!


It wasn't me, but kudos to the person that took care of that.
 
2014-04-01 05:55:51 PM  

Tatterdemalian: monoski: I am still steamed from the interview Cheney did recently where he stated "well at least now we can be sure Iraq did not have WMD's"

That man belongs on trial in The Hague. I know it will never happen but he is a shiat stain on this country.

Saddam did have an alternative to continuing his ban on UN inspectors, you know.

/he simply chose war instead
///seems someone in Ghouta ended up with them, somehow


That's what you tell yourself, isn't it?
 
2014-04-01 07:19:53 PM  

monoski: I am still steamed from the interview Cheney did recently where he stated "well at least now we can be sure Iraq did not have WMD's"

That man belongs on trial in The Hague. I know it will never happen but he is a shiat stain on this country.


Libtrolls: Still mad over the 2000 election, still mad over the fact that Carter lost in 80, and still mad that the President hasn't been declared king of the United States.  There's no hate like liberal hate.
 
2014-04-01 09:43:53 PM  
Laughter OL
 
2014-04-01 11:12:59 PM  
Those weapons of mass destruction will be right around the corner then!
 
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