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(Washington Free Beacon)   Protip: When running for Congress, don't let your hot, 19-year old, toking, twerking, drinking-til-she-blacks-out -and-bites-people daughter keep her Twitter feed   (freebeacon.com) divider line 105
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2014-04-01 11:02:56 AM  
Yes, that guy needs to stay home and spend more time with his family. With a straight-jacket in hand.
 
2014-04-01 11:10:33 AM  
The guy looks like a total brodood to me - frosted tips and all.  I'm thinking he sees it as normal behaviour.
 
2014-04-01 11:18:48 AM  
I can't quite figure the whole "tell the world all the stupid shiat I did am doing or will do" bit. The LAST thing I wanted my parents to know was all the stupid shiat I did.
 
2014-04-01 11:20:19 AM  
i.imgur.com

could be worse I suppose.
 
2014-04-01 11:22:30 AM  
When I look back at some of the dumb, drunken things I did at that age (the ones I remember, that is), I thank God and Heaven above that social media, YouTube, and cellphone cameras were still not yet in existence.
 
2014-04-01 11:23:16 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: I can't quite figure the whole "tell the world all the stupid shiat I did am doing or will do" bit. The LAST thing I wanted my parents to know was all the stupid shiat I did.


yeah but we didn't have the means to broadcast to the world all our youthful indiscretions back then.
 
2014-04-01 11:51:57 AM  
s3.freebeacon.com

Now THIS is a ampaign I an get behind!
 
2014-04-01 11:54:48 AM  
Its not Fark, its

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-01 11:55:55 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: I can't quite figure the whole "tell the world all the stupid shiat I did am doing or will do" bit. The LAST thing I wanted my parents to know was all the stupid shiat I did.


Isn't just a turn on the old phrase "Vote Conservative, Party Liberal" ? I mean, that's how we run in the OC, right?
 
2014-04-01 12:08:44 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [s3.freebeacon.com image 584x288]

Now THIS is a ampaign I an get behind!


[redacted by the NSA]?! Seriously?! Why are my posts being farked with? This is the 3rd post where I had certain letters removed.

I know it's April Fools, but that shiat ain't cool.
 
2014-04-01 12:12:52 PM  

scottydoesntknow: scottydoesntknow: [s3.freebeacon.com image 584x288]

Now THIS is a ampaign I an get behind!

[redacted by the NSA]?! Seriously?! Why are my posts being farked with? This is the 3rd post where I had certain letters removed.

I know it's April Fools, but that shiat ain't cool.


This is downright mild to some of the stuff they pulled years ago. Randomly translating posts into Elmer Fudd-speak or the Swedish Chef was particularly hilarious when flamewars erupted in the Politics tab.
 
2014-04-01 12:17:54 PM  
19 year old acting like a 19 year old.
 
2014-04-01 12:20:37 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I know it's April Fools, but that shiat ain't cool.


I am a parrot *awwwk*.

-Mike
 
2014-04-01 12:21:44 PM  
+5 for hot daughter
-50 for soul patch

Sorry brah.
 
2014-04-01 12:22:54 PM  
Heh!

/over it
 
2014-04-01 12:23:05 PM  
Or he could shrug and say something like "she's 19, fancy lad" when it's brought up.
 
2014-04-01 12:25:32 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-01 12:25:37 PM  

Nbb1: Rndomly trnslting posts into Elmer Fudd-spek or the Swedish Chef ws prticulrly hilrious when flmewrs erupted in the Politics tb.


Good times, good times.
 
2014-04-01 12:26:21 PM  

Nabb1: When I look back at some of the dumb, drunken things I did at that age (the ones I remember, that is), I thank God and Heaven above that social media, YouTube, and cellphone cameras were still not yet in existence.


Pretty much this.
 
2014-04-01 12:26:43 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-01 12:27:07 PM  

Somacandra: Its not Fark, its

[i.imgur.com image 208x147]


There's also an interesting "known alts" feature in our profiles for now.

Laughter OL
 
2014-04-01 12:27:27 PM  

Nabb1: Randomly translating posts into Elmer Fudd-speak or the Swedish Chef was particularly hilarious when flamewars erupted in the Politics tab.


Why they don't do that every year is beyond me.
 
2014-04-01 12:27:37 PM  
He is the eggman, Coo coo kachoo
 
2014-04-01 12:29:16 PM  
I'd elect the daughter over a guy with frosted tips any day.
 
MFK
2014-04-01 12:30:29 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Somacandra: Its not Fark, its

[i.imgur.com image 208x147]

There's also an interesting "known alts" feature in our profiles for now.

Laughter OL


hit refresh a few times too... it changes
 
2014-04-01 12:30:41 PM  
I hope I was not that annoying at age 19.
 
2014-04-01 12:30:58 PM  
What about your son?

bluraymedia.ign.com
 
2014-04-01 12:31:32 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Somacandra: Its not Fark, its

[i.imgur.com image 208x147]

There's also an interesting "known alts" feature in our profiles for now.

Laughter OL


Yeah that's funny, I thought I was an alt...
 
2014-04-01 12:31:49 PM  
treasure.diylol.com

/the drinking and speeding, however, is just dumb shiat.
 
2014-04-01 12:31:54 PM  
Mom?
 
2014-04-01 12:32:14 PM  
Looks like this one turned out all screwed up.
 
2014-04-01 12:32:28 PM  
Goo goo ga joob.
 
2014-04-01 12:32:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [redacted by the NSA]?! Seriously?! Why are my posts being farked with? This is the 3rd post where I had certain letters removed.


scottydoesntknow:
 
2014-04-01 12:33:36 PM  

MFK: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Somacandra: Its not Fark, its

[i.imgur.com image 208x147]

There's also an interesting "known alts" feature in our profiles for now.

Laughter OL

hit refresh a few times too... it changes


I did notice that.  The first time it happened I was sure I was imagining things.  But then I do that regularly, so it didn't surprise me.
 
2014-04-01 12:33:55 PM  
I spent a lot of time searching out girls like her, now I feel nothing but pity.

What the hell happened to me?
 
2014-04-01 12:33:56 PM  

scottydoesntknow: that shiat ain't cool.


Someone needs to whip up a "Welcome to utterly Far-Far" graphic.
 
2014-04-01 12:34:36 PM  

MFK: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Somacandra: Its not Fark, its

[i.imgur.com image 208x147]

There's also an interesting "known alts" feature in our profiles for now.

Laughter OL

hit refresh a few times too... it changes


One of mine was just Grumpy Cat....hey this is fun!
 
2014-04-01 12:34:39 PM  
Fancy that, her Twitter feed isn't public anymore(or at least I couldn't see it).


Either way.

Nabb1: When I look back at some of the dumb, drunken things I did at that age (the ones I remember, that is), I thank God and Heaven above that social media, YouTube, and cellphone cameras were still not yet in existence.


This.
 
2014-04-01 12:35:25 PM  
Subby assumes I would not vote for a Congressman because of a hot,19-year old, toking, twerking, drinking-til-she-blacks-out-and-bites-people daughter.  Subby would be wrong.
 
2014-04-01 12:36:54 PM  
Hanalei???  I think that tells you all you need to know about this guy.
 
2014-04-01 12:37:04 PM  

Somacandra: Dancin_In_Anson: I can't quite figure the whole "tell the world all the stupid shiat I did am doing or will do" bit. The LAST thing I wanted my parents to know was all the stupid shiat I did.

Isn't just a turn on the old phrase "Vote Conservative, Party Liberal" ? I mean, that's how we run in the OC, right?


Don't call it that.
 
2014-04-01 12:37:24 PM  

TheYeti: One of mine was just Grumpy Cat....hey this is fun!


*sigh*

It was fun until I came up as a certain politics tab trolly troll troll who's not even very good at trolly troll trolling.

I'm some poster who consistently has a differing opinion.  I'm sure I'll get over it.  :-)
 
2014-04-01 12:39:16 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: TheYeti: One of mine was just Grumpy Cat....hey this is fun!

*sigh*

It was fun until I came up as a certain politics tab trolly troll troll who's not even very good at trolly troll trolling.

I'm some poster who consistently has a differing opinion.  I'm sure I'll get over it.  :-)


and I got totally pwned on that....

this is entertaining as hell!
 
2014-04-01 12:41:04 PM  
As a drunken slut enthusiast, the only thing that concerns me is her father's terrible haircut.
 
2014-04-01 12:44:41 PM  
She is a DIRTY GIRL.

Have her cleaned and sent to my tent.
 
2014-04-01 12:45:53 PM  
A hot 19 year old with an electric cigarette and a camera phone?!

History's greatest monster
 
2014-04-01 12:46:57 PM  

Cletus C.: I spent a lot of time searching out girls like her, now I feel nothing but pity.

What the hell happened to me?


dude, you used to be cool...
 
2014-04-01 12:49:30 PM  

Nabb1: When I look back at some of the dumb, drunken things I did at that age (the ones I remember, that is), I thank God and Heaven above that social media, YouTube, and cellphone cameras were still not yet in existence.


farking this. Holy hell!
 
2014-04-01 12:51:40 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Nabb1: Randomly translating posts into Elmer Fudd-speak or the Swedish Chef was particularly hilarious when flamewars erupted in the Politics tab.

Why they don't do that every year is beyond me.


I am sure there is are flamewars erupting in the politics tab all the time.

Nabb1: When I look back at some of the dumb, drunken things I did at that age (the ones I remember, that is), I thank God and Heaven above that social media, YouTube, and cellphone cameras were still not yet in existence.


This x 100
 
2014-04-01 12:53:01 PM  

BMulligan: scottydoesntknow: that shiat ain't cool.

Someone needs to whip up a "Welcome to utterly Far-Far" graphic.


Steve Perry wouldn't like that.
 
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