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(Huffington Post UK)   How about you Instagramers keep your 'selfles after sex' rage to yourselves? Kthxbye   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 33
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2014-04-01 01:01:53 PM
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

distilleryimage2.ak.instagram.com
 But you should stop eating.  And fix your phone, that phone looks HIDEOUS.
 
2014-04-01 01:41:49 PM
I just naturally assumed no one was interested in seeing me dispose of a hooker's body.
 
2014-04-01 02:36:40 PM
Note to fat people: place the phone on the nightstand before you romp in the sack or it will wind up looking like the fat guy's in the black and white selfie.
 
2014-04-01 02:40:11 PM
Maybe Noah's god had the right idea.
 
2014-04-01 02:47:04 PM

bdub77: Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

[distilleryimage2.ak.instagram.com image 640x640]
 But you should stop eating.  And fix your phone, that phone looks HIDEOUS.


At least put a pasty on that nip.  That's nasty.
 
2014-04-01 02:56:13 PM
How about you stop.... instagramming?

Just, y'know, in general.
 
2014-04-01 03:02:44 PM
Some days I sort of agree with the Unibomber.
 
2014-04-01 03:04:37 PM
More and more, I'm starting to think that the Butlerian Jihad cannot happen soon enough.
 
2014-04-01 03:07:12 PM
Naw, people aren't really.....*click*


img.fark.net

oh sweet jeezus.
 
2014-04-01 03:10:38 PM
Who is their audience? I'm pretty sure if my friend Todd sent me pictures with him in bed I'd stop being his friend.
 
2014-04-01 03:20:18 PM
I'm not an "instagram-er", so I've no doubt that this is a thing....but really?  This is a thing?
 
2014-04-01 03:29:23 PM
So, I did a search on Instagram for #aftersex.  About 3100 pictures with this tag.  About 90% of the few I saw were not of the type described in the article.

So, it's not a thing, but thanks to HuffPo.UK, now it will be.
 
2014-04-01 03:30:04 PM
Depends on how long after you're talking about.

<img src="http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/4/4f/Quagmire_%26_Joan_w ith_De ath.jpg"> 

"Thanks, see ya next weekend."
 
2014-04-01 03:30:43 PM
images.wikia.com
damnit
 
2014-04-01 03:45:48 PM

chevydeuce: I'm not an "instagram-er", so I've no idea if this is true or not, but at the same time, I've no doubt that this is a thing....but really?  This is a thing?


/FTFM
 
2014-04-01 04:00:53 PM

i253.photobucket.com

Aye, sorry I sat on you to completion Wee feller but I am going to have to ask you to sit still while I do it again so I can InstaTweet it to the rest of me clan.

Don't sit TOO still though.
 
2014-04-01 04:16:37 PM
Guess I'm lucky the story would load here at work but the pictures were blocked
 
2014-04-01 04:31:12 PM

groppet: Guess I'm lucky the story would load here at work but the pictures were blocked


You aren't missing anything.
 
2014-04-01 04:31:13 PM

groppet: Guess I'm lucky the story would load here at work but the pictures were blocked


Yes. Yes you are. What has been seen...
 
2014-04-01 04:58:35 PM
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Is this supposed to be boasting or a warning?
 
2014-04-01 05:20:11 PM

Fear the Clam: [img.fark.net image 640x640]
Is this supposed to be boasting or a warning?


I'm taking it as a warning.
 
2014-04-01 05:21:43 PM

Fear the Clam: [img.fark.net image 640x640]
Is this supposed to be boasting or a warning?


I am assuming they are from Detroit...

Reason #1
 
2014-04-01 05:58:57 PM

Jim_Callahan: How about you stop.... instagramming?

Just, y'know, in general.


I agree, this should be linked to that article from last week about why young people cannot find jobs.
 
2014-04-01 06:27:22 PM

MichiganFTL: Fear the Clam: [img.fark.net image 640x640]
Is this supposed to be boasting or a warning?

I am assuming they are from Detroit...

Reason #1


i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-01 06:34:41 PM
Anybody can take their shirt off, muss up their hair, and take a picture, it doesn't mean anything.  Call me when #wetspot and #sexbutter show up.

/don't really call me :-Þ
 
2014-04-01 11:40:36 PM

Diogenes: I just naturally assumed no one was interested in seeing me dispose of a hooker's body.


ditto.
 
2014-04-02 12:17:28 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-02 12:33:39 AM
Well, after that article I'm going to go join a monastery.

/It's never the people you want to see.
 
2014-04-02 04:44:52 AM
Everyone's up in arms about homosexuality, but no one wants to stop hipsters from breeding.
 
2014-04-02 08:46:08 AM
Old people have sex.

Fat people have sex.

Poor Fark. Y'all are getting a bit of sex education this week.
 
2014-04-02 02:04:27 PM

Hermione_Granger: Old people have sex.

Fat people have sex.

Poor Fark. Y'all are getting a bit of sex education this week.


Reasons to send sexy pictures to other people:
A) They ask for them.
B) You're familiar with the recipients and know they'd like to see them.
C) As some kind of prank or joke.
D) You're a narcissistic weirdo with zero class.

To me it looks like the people in the article went with option D.
 
2014-04-02 04:48:35 PM

bdub77: Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

[distilleryimage2.ak.instagram.com image 640x640]
 But you should stop eating.  And fix your phone, that phone looks HIDEOUS.



The phone is the least hideous thing in that pic.
 
2014-04-02 06:43:27 PM

Precision Boobery: Anybody can take their shirt off, muss up their hair, and take a picture, it doesn't mean anything.  Call me when #wetspot and #sexbutter show up.


img.fark.net

Precision Boobery: /don't really call me :-Þ


That's better.
 
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