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(BusinessWeek)   Ken and Barbie break up after four decades of dating, proving that for every pretty, unrealistic doll, there is a hotter female doll sick of his shiat   (businessweek.com) divider line 35
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2014-04-01 04:16:48 PM
You really butchered that one, subby
 
2014-04-01 05:49:55 PM

God-is-a-cubano: You really butchered that one, subby


Maybe it's the filter?
 
2014-04-01 06:27:03 PM

God-is-a-cubano: You really butchered that one, subby


I'm guessing subby meant that BarWIE left Ken.
 
2014-04-01 06:35:34 PM
It appears banmonkeys are greening 2004 articles designed to highlight the April 1 filt*rs

so far:
pants worn during yoga = suspenders
abbreviation for b**WIEs in e-mail = WIE
 
2014-04-01 06:37:17 PM
Awesome.

abbreviation for modern or modification = mod
 
2014-04-01 06:38:58 PM
Huh. Let's test

mod
banmonkeys
moderators
drunken studmonkeys
 
2014-04-01 06:40:38 PM

Banned on the Run: Huh. Let's test

mod
banmonkeys =

plural of the above
moderators
drunken studmonkeys =
mod + abbreviation for minutes
 
2014-04-01 06:42:32 PM
RIP Ken & BarWIE

digitaljournal.com
 
2014-04-01 07:00:36 PM
Why did BarWIE never get pregnant?

Because Ken always came in a different box.

/nsfw joke
 
2014-04-01 07:01:55 PM
Ken has no junk
 
2014-04-01 07:03:24 PM

fusillade762: God-is-a-cubano: You really butchered that one, subby

Maybe it's the filter?


I was commenting more on the mutation of "for every hot chick, there's some guy sick of her shiat".
Although now I realize the "pretty unrealistic doll" is meant to be Ken so it makes more sense
 
2014-04-01 07:03:48 PM

darkjezter: BarWIE


Filtered in the thread but not in the headline? Interdasting.
 
2014-04-01 07:04:27 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-01 07:12:18 PM
Link is 10 years old. Everyone knows they got back together. Why did this get green lighted?
 
2014-04-01 07:16:49 PM

foetidilla: Link is 10 years old. Everyone knows they got back together. Why did this get green lighted?


cause banmonkeys were bored and had nothing else do to...plus we needed something fresh to biatch about this hour.
 
2014-04-01 07:17:04 PM

foetidilla: Link is 10 years old. Everyone knows they got back together. Why did this get green lighted?


Ok never mind I'm an fancy lad.


//hasn't been on Fark all day
///sorry
 
2014-04-01 07:19:29 PM
I can't wait for April 2.
 
2014-04-01 07:19:31 PM
www.rottenecards.com
 
2014-04-01 07:20:32 PM

foetidilla: Ok never mind I'm an fancy lad.


Haven't noticed that one yet.
 
2014-04-01 07:29:45 PM
Um, BarWIE and Ken aren't a legit couple.

BarWIE is a BEARD.

img.fark.net

Not a beard:

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-01 07:32:23 PM

foetidilla: foetidilla: Link is 10 years old. Everyone knows they got back together. Why did this get green lighted?

Ok never mind I'm an fancy lad.


//hasn't been on Fark all day
///sorry


You're in a fancy lad?
 
2014-04-01 07:33:03 PM
In a bad mood?
 
2014-04-01 07:40:57 PM
datedaily.mate1.com
 
2014-04-01 07:48:40 PM
I was going to say, "Didn't they announce this years ago?" Then noticed this article was dated 2004.
 
2014-04-01 08:11:49 PM

FarkinGoofy: [www.rottenecards.com image 420x294]


So true..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8QKK5IDSXE

BarWIE wants to enjoy the ride,
 
2014-04-01 09:10:00 PM
I heard that BarWIE was going into rehab.
 
2014-04-01 09:18:05 PM
ts4.mm.bing.net
Just decided to go full Lezz.
 
2014-04-01 09:27:40 PM

crotchgrabber: foetidilla: Ok never mind I'm an fancy lad.

Haven't noticed that one yet.


Hey...my "known alt" is posting. Without me.
 
2014-04-01 09:28:48 PM

KarmicDisaster: I heard that BarWIE was going into rehab.


No, everybody was telling BarWIE to go to rehab but she said, "no, no, no."
 
2014-04-01 09:30:46 PM
Something something Sandman something.
 
2014-04-01 09:43:45 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark:


Sharp knees.
 
2014-04-01 09:44:46 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-04-01 11:16:57 PM
Ken finally came out?
 
2014-04-01 11:35:49 PM
www.disneydreaming.com

Girlfriend, a blind man could have seen that one coming a mile away, uh-huh.
 
2014-04-02 09:10:42 AM
static.fjcdn.com
Perhaps "Dat Ass Barbie" is single.
/Malibu face with an Oakland booty
 
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