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(NBC News)   Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground. Drew still unbeaten in drinking games   (nbcnews.com ) divider line
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2014-04-01 08:59:11 AM  
Shiat, 36 is what our Heineken-swilling overlord calls warming up.
 
2014-04-01 09:00:12 AM  
Ahahaha, I see the wombats are in place for today
 
2014-04-01 09:02:28 AM  
Wait until the second round, Bear always wins the "Drinking His Own Urine" contest.

- That joke, it is not so fresh.  Nothing a couple moist towelettes can't fix.
 
2014-04-01 09:06:46 AM  
This just in: bears have shiatty taste in beer.
 
2014-04-01 09:10:44 AM  
Did his friends draw dicks on his face?
 
2014-04-01 09:20:02 AM  
This story made-up sponsored by Rainier Beer.
 
2014-04-01 09:22:02 AM  
I thought our Heineken-swilling overlord was a bear or is he an otter?
 
2014-04-01 09:27:06 AM  
static.guim.co.uk

36 beers?  'OH Snap!'
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2014-04-01 09:28:05 AM  
Had a friend go camping and fishing in Canada. He said a bear ransacked the camp the first day they were there while they were fishing and drank all their beer and ate all the coffee and cigarettes. Longest 2 weeks of vacation he ever had.
 
2014-04-01 09:30:21 AM  

WGJ: Had a friend go camping and fishing in Canada. He said a bear ransacked the camp the first day they were there while they were fishing and drank all their beer and ate all the coffee and cigarettes. Longest 2 weeks of vacation he ever had.


i.dailymail.co.uk

Not for the bear......
 
2014-04-01 09:32:37 AM  
Hey there Boo-Boo lets get shiatfaced.
 
2014-04-01 09:32:37 AM  
Meh. Lemme know when he's drank all 100 bees and started smashing electrucal apploances.
 
2014-04-01 09:32:59 AM  
Heineken sucks balls.
 
2014-04-01 09:35:32 AM  
Laughter OL.. it's because he's an alcoholic.  Laughter OL
 
2014-04-01 09:35:53 AM  
One time back in the 80s my paternal grandmother was visiting.  She used to put salt in her beer.  She accidentally spilled a can out on the back patio, and there was our Boston terrier eagerly lapping it up.

Probably not enough to get her drunk though.  Still kind of amusing.
 
2014-04-01 09:43:29 AM  

acronym: Laughter OL.. it's because he's an alcoholic.  Laughter OL


Your grammar is too good.
 
2014-04-01 09:47:33 AM  

Miss Alexandra: One time back in the 80s my paternal grandmother was visiting.  She used to put salt in her beer.  She accidentally spilled a can out on the back patio, and there was our Boston terrier eagerly lapping it up.

Probably not enough to get her drunk though.  Still kind of amusing.


I thought you meant she spilled a can of salt and the dog was lapping that up *gag*

/not awake yet
//drinking my morning caffeine right now
///knowing dogs they probably would try to eat straight salt
////extra back in time slashy
 
2014-04-01 09:55:34 AM  

Boo_Guy: Hey there Boo-Boo lets get shiatfaced.


With donuts and more beer from Ranger Rick to help with that hangover
 
2014-04-01 09:55:44 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: This just in: bears have shiatty taste in beer.


By skipping the Busch?  You have weird taste if you think Busch > Rainier.

FTFA:  "Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest. The beast then consumed about 36 cans of Rainier.
 
2014-04-01 09:59:38 AM  
IT'S NOT FARK, IT'S 2004
photos1.blogger.com professorgoodales.net
 
2014-04-01 10:15:21 AM  
Fark them pic-a-nik baskets!  Boo-boo, get yer Uncle Yogi another beer, will ya?  Hey, Boo-boo.  Did I ever tell yew whatever happened to yer daddy?  He wouldn't give me a beer so I killed 'im!  Now get me another beer and tell Cindy to get that little bear butt of her's over here.  I wanna talk to her.
 
2014-04-01 10:26:39 AM  
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Oh man. I just remembered. I got a job interview over at Subway this morning. I gotta go. My old man'll kill me if I don't show up. His bud's the manager. Dad says "The just don't hire anyone at Subway 'cause you got to know your cold cuts and your veggies. You never know which side you'll work. I stuck my neck out to get you this interview." I dunno. I guess I'll blast a couple of Red Bulls, shower and drive over with the windows down. Just nod and repeat what the guy says. Hold my beers for me. I'll grab a couple of subs and be back.
 
2014-04-01 10:29:18 AM  
Walt Longmire nods approvingly.
 
2014-04-01 10:36:51 AM  

TwoBeersOneCan: Benevolent Misanthrope: This just in: bears have shiatty taste in beer.

By skipping the Busch?  You have weird taste if you think Busch > Rainier.

FTFA:  "Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest. The beast then consumed about 36 cans of Rainier.


And you have weird taste if you think Rainier is good taste.  I never said he couldn't have made a worse choice.  I said he had poor taste to want to drink Rainier.

That said, as a session beer, for the purposes of getting totally shiat-faced and nothing else, I suppose Rainier is an acceptable option.
 
2014-04-01 10:48:29 AM  
No 'God's own Drunk' yet?

I guess I'll have to do it.
 
2014-04-01 10:49:14 AM  
This bear needs an agent.  He could be the Spuds McKenzie of bears.
 
2014-04-01 10:50:15 AM  
Updated 8/19/2004?
 
2014-04-01 10:59:03 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: TwoBeersOneCan: Benevolent Misanthrope: This just in: bears have shiatty taste in beer.

By skipping the Busch?  You have weird taste if you think Busch > Rainier.

FTFA:  "Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest. The beast then consumed about 36 cans of Rainier.

And you have weird taste if you think Rainier is good taste.  I never said he couldn't have made a worse choice.  I said he had poor taste to want to drink Rainier.

That said, as a session beer, for the purposes of getting totally shiat-faced and nothing else, I suppose Rainier is an acceptable option.


I was actually making an assumption that Rainier was some sort of regional micro brew; I've never seen it where I live.  I just didn't think it was possible for it to be worse than Busch based on that assumption.
 
2014-04-01 11:02:44 AM  

TwoBeersOneCan: Benevolent Misanthrope: TwoBeersOneCan: Benevolent Misanthrope: This just in: bears have shiatty taste in beer.

By skipping the Busch?  You have weird taste if you think Busch > Rainier.

FTFA:  "Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest. The beast then consumed about 36 cans of Rainier.

And you have weird taste if you think Rainier is good taste.  I never said he couldn't have made a worse choice.  I said he had poor taste to want to drink Rainier.

That said, as a session beer, for the purposes of getting totally shiat-faced and nothing else, I suppose Rainier is an acceptable option.

I was actually making an assumption that Rainier was some sort of regional micro brew; I've never seen it where I live.  I just didn't think it was possible for it to be worse than Busch based on that assumption.


It's akin to Busch, and costs a little less.  Regional microbrew =/= good, even in Washington.  Unfortunately.
 
2014-04-01 11:03:48 AM  
thesaucepod.com

"Why do my friends never show up?"
 
2014-04-01 11:06:34 AM  
www.moldychum.com

/Also popped up in GIS, felt like sharing.
 
2014-04-01 11:28:12 AM  

Staffist: Updated 8/19/2004?


April fools.
 
2014-04-01 11:30:25 AM  

cantsleep: Staffist: Updated 8/19/2004?

April fools.


looks like some people still get fooled when fark does it every year
 
2014-04-01 11:35:53 AM  
I, um, I, ah, I must be a weak and feeble-minded caffeine riddled man who is blind to the obvious.
 
2014-04-01 11:44:29 AM  
beeroflife.com
 
2014-04-01 11:49:27 AM  
Andre the Giant reportedly inconsolable.
 
2014-04-01 12:09:06 PM  
test D R E W

neversubmit: I thought  www.samuraibaby.com was a bear or is he an otter?
 
2014-04-01 12:11:20 PM  

Miss Alexandra: One time back in the 80s my paternal grandmother was visiting.  She used to put salt in her beer.  She accidentally spilled a can out on the back patio, and there was our Boston terrier eagerly lapping it up.

Probably not enough to get her drunk though.  Still kind of amusing.


Did you perhaps go topless at any point, because this story just feels like it's missing that special something.
 
2014-04-01 01:34:04 PM  

Staffist: Updated 8/19/2004?


That's when the bear finished rehab.
 
2014-04-01 07:13:36 PM  
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2014-04-02 01:39:45 AM  
All I can hear is 15 pints and I'm still standing. By Darby o'gill and the little people.
/off to build a kegerator
 
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