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(Slate)   Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich sells for $28,000....no, that isn't for the right to take her virginity   (slate.com ) divider line
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2014-04-01 09:05:29 AM  
Okay, I can respect that.  But if the grilled cheese sandwich is consenting and free of any deep previous emotional engagements I'm renting the Champagne Honeymoon Suite in the Poconos and making sweet love to it for three days.

Not to brag but when I'm done with that sweet, sweet, warm sexy cheesewich, it will be walking openfaced.
 
2014-04-01 09:25:30 AM  
i329.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-01 09:29:05 AM  
Sybarite:

Drink more cranberry juice
 
2014-04-01 09:31:12 AM  
Does Goldenpalace still go around buying stuff?
 
2014-04-01 09:32:03 AM  
On closer inspection I'm pretty sure that's DebWIE Harry.
 
2014-04-01 09:33:06 AM  
Yeah, OK, happy April Fools Day to you too, filter.
 
2014-04-01 09:38:52 AM  

Super Chronic: On closer inspection I'm pretty sure that's DebWIE Harry.


I was gonna go with Clara bow.
 
2014-04-01 09:44:47 AM  
Ah, humanity. Pattern matching even when no pattern exists.
 
2014-04-01 09:50:59 AM  
Apophenia pays...
 
2014-04-01 09:59:38 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Ah, humanity. Pattern matching even when no pattern exists.


Whose likeness do we use?  Titian?  Rubens?  Corregio?  The list goes on.  Was there an official portrait?
 
2014-04-01 10:03:22 AM  
I don't know about the Virgin Mary, but I found Waldo.
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2014-04-01 10:18:53 AM  
So what you're saying is, sell religious things to gullible Xtians on eBay?
 
2014-04-01 10:21:32 AM  
>no, that isn't for the right to take her virginity

Says you.
 
2014-04-01 10:25:37 AM  
blog.sironaconsulting.com
 
2014-04-01 10:28:19 AM  

Jackpot777: >no, that isn't for the right to take her virginity

Says you.



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This guy f*cks grilled cheese sandwiches!
 
2014-04-01 10:30:23 AM  

Nix Nightbird: Jackpot777: >no, that isn't for the right to take her virginity

Says you.


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This guy f*cks grilled cheese sandwiches!


Once you pay for it, what you do with it is your business.
 
2014-04-01 10:30:54 AM  
I really prefer my Mary cheese sandwiches in their original form, with vodka, no matter what anyone says.
 
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2014-04-01 10:33:30 AM  
Sorry christians

i289.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-01 10:36:16 AM  

Cybernetic: Nix Nightbird: Jackpot777: >no, that isn't for the right to take her virginity

Says you.


       ↑
This guy f*cks grilled cheese sandwiches!

Once you pay for it, what you do with it is your business.


Yeah, the problem is is that that was MY grilled cheese sandwich!
 
2014-04-01 11:51:04 AM  
Remind me to try putting aluminum foil cut-out patterns over the bread in my toaster oven.
 
2014-04-01 12:16:27 PM  
To take who's virginity? The sandwich's? Is Subby making a sandwich-farking joke?
 
2014-04-01 01:51:55 PM  

o'really: Super Chronic: On closer inspection I'm pretty sure that's DebWIE Harry.

I was gonna go with Clara bow.


I was gonna say Marlene Dietrich. Kind of a 30s siren look going on.
 
2014-04-01 02:21:32 PM  

99.998er: I don't know about the Virgin Mary, but I found Waldo.
[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x403]


not van gogh?
 
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