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(New York Daily News)   Chris Christie believes his lap band surgery will also help him shed his excess baggage by 2016   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Chris Christie, Bridgegate, fox, Governor of New Jersey, Obama Presidency  
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2014-04-01 02:10:25 PM  
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Bridgegate wasn't retribution, turns out Chris Christie drove across it the day before and they had check it for structural damage.
2014-04-01 01:51:04 PM  
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Chris Christie is so fat, that when he goes to the mall, he is at higher risk for a variety of health problems.
2014-04-01 01:16:39 PM  
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2014-04-01 12:55:21 PM  
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Hollie Maea: Pincy: Fart_Machine: He's still that fat after having the surgery last year?

The success rate is actually fairly low.  You still have to have the will power to eat like a bird.  Not a lot of people can do that it seems.

When I think "willpower", I think "Chris Christie".

When I think "Chris Christie", I think "krill power"
2014-04-01 11:15:40 AM  
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Witty_Retort: Anyway, won't matter. Big money is about to go to Jeb.

Many of the Republican Party's most powerful insiders and financiers have begun a behind-the-scenes campaign to draft former Florida governor Jeb Bush into the 2016 presidential race, courting him and his intimates and starting talks on fundraising strategy.

/out of 300+ million people, can't we find someone not named Bush or Clinton to run for President

Like Caroline Kennedy you mean?
2014-04-01 10:53:50 AM  
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2014-04-01 10:21:25 AM  
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"Chris, while we were in there we decided to switch your ass and mouth, because we noticed a lot of sh*t seems to come out of your mouth."
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