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(New York Daily News)   Chris Christie believes his lap band surgery will also help him shed his excess baggage by 2016   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Chris Christie, Bridgegate, fox, Governor of New Jersey, Obama Presidency  
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503 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Apr 2014 at 10:46 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-01 11:16:19 AM  
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Diogenes: Look, he's already been cleared by hand-picked cronies.  What more do you libtards want?

I'm still pretty impressed that he managed to get his personal friends a paycheck from the tax payers in his own corruption investigation.
2014-04-01 03:17:47 PM  
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Diogenes: Christie's so massive, light bends around him.

They had to build the Large Hadron Collider in Europe because Chris Christie was disrupting all the experiments.
2014-04-01 02:10:25 PM  
1 vote:
Bridgegate wasn't retribution, turns out Chris Christie drove across it the day before and they had check it for structural damage.
2014-04-01 09:58:45 AM  
1 vote:
We don't hate you because you're fat, Chris. We hate you because you're a mafioso piece of shiat and a bully. And fat.
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