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(io9)   Someone is paying pretty good money for books about getting raped by Bigfoot   (io9.com ) divider line
    More: Weird, bigfoot, legendary creatures, kraken, fantasy literature, abducted by aliens  
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2014-04-01 09:27:43 AM  
I'll let's make out like an aminal, it is!
 
2014-04-01 09:38:47 AM  
I'd pony up a few bucks for the video.
 
2014-04-01 09:45:28 AM  

bearded clamorer: I'd pony up a few bucks for the video.


Don't start.
 
2014-04-01 09:53:08 AM  
Well, you know what they say about having big feet.....
 
2014-04-01 10:20:52 AM  
If you can sale a vampire breaking a woman's arms as a romance novel I'm guessing you can sell anything.
 
2014-04-01 10:54:32 AM  

xanadian: Well, you know what they say about having big feet.....


But Bigfoot doesn't even  wear shoes!
 
2014-04-01 11:00:15 AM  

xanadian: Well, you know what they say about having big feet.....


Damn, those are some big feet!
 
2014-04-01 11:01:53 AM  
*Alone in Redwood forest dressed in tasteful yet enticing lingerie*

Here yeti, yeti, yeti.  I brought a pic-a-nic basket full of beef jerky.

*five hours later - begins sobbing*

So very lonely.
 
2014-04-01 11:10:31 AM  
I wonder how that dragon one would work; the size....

"The physics alone just boggle the mind."
 
2014-04-01 11:11:24 AM  
 
2014-04-01 11:18:17 AM  
It's pretty bad when women prefer to read fictional accounts of sexual encounters with uncouth, hairy, unhygienic ape-men who communicate with grunts and howls over lion taming with you.
 
2014-04-01 11:19:21 AM  

cgraves67: It's pretty bad when women prefer to read fictional accounts of sexual encounters with uncouth, hairy, unhygienic ape-men who communicate with grunts and howls over lion taming with you.


[redacted by the NSA]? The filter replaced a common phrase for sexual intercourse with lion taming.
 
2014-04-01 11:20:12 AM  

cgraves67: cgraves67: It's pretty bad when women prefer to read fictional accounts of sexual encounters with uncouth, hairy, unhygienic ape-men who communicate with grunts and howls over lion taming with you.

[redacted by the NSA]? The filter replaced a common phrase for sexual intercourse with lion taming.


and apparently a common abbreviation has been redacted by the NSA. Nice, Fark.
 
2014-04-01 11:22:35 AM  

cgraves67: cgraves67: cgraves67: It's pretty bad when women prefer to read fictional accounts of sexual encounters with uncouth, hairy, unhygienic ape-men who communicate with grunts and howls over lion taming with you.

[redacted by the NSA]? The filter replaced a common phrase for sexual intercourse with lion taming.

and apparently a common abbreviation has been redacted by the NSA. Nice, Fark.


Made the sentence funnier though. Who wouldn't want to go lion taming?
 
2014-04-01 11:30:08 AM  

cgraves67: cgraves67: cgraves67: It's pretty bad when women prefer to read fictional accounts of sexual encounters with uncouth, hairy, unhygienic ape-men who communicate with grunts and howls over lion taming with you.

[redacted by the NSA]? The filter replaced a common phrase for sexual intercourse with lion taming.

and apparently a common abbreviation has been redacted by the NSA. Nice, Fark.


Say what day is it again.
 
2014-04-01 11:32:26 AM  

Saiga410: cgraves67: cgraves67: cgraves67: It's pretty bad when women prefer to read fictional accounts of sexual encounters with uncouth, hairy, unhygienic ape-men who communicate with grunts and howls over lion taming with you.

[redacted by the NSA]? The filter replaced a common phrase for sexual intercourse with lion taming.

and apparently a common abbreviation has been redacted by the NSA. Nice, Fark.

Say what day is it again.


I'm aware, just annoyed at having been hit by the trick filter twice in a row.
 
2014-04-01 11:35:38 AM  
It's fascinating to have been around long enough to have watched the evolution of internet fanfic smut into actual purchasable books.
 
2014-04-01 11:41:19 AM  
Fifty Shades of Ape
 
2014-04-01 11:59:32 AM  
FTFA:  ... monster erotica has quietly become a hugely popular genre. But what attracts readers with sexy stories about mythological beasts?

I'm going to assume that the readers are the same breed of portly, cat-scented woman who mass-protested the cancellation of Beauty and the Beast back in the late 1980's.
 
2014-04-01 12:06:58 PM  
Bigfoot must have gone to Harvard.

/oh no i didn't
 
2014-04-01 12:08:43 PM  
Someone wrote a book about Khloe Kardashian?
 
2014-04-01 12:14:04 PM  

cgraves67: Saiga410: cgraves67: cgraves67: cgraves67: It's pretty bad when women prefer to read fictional accounts of sexual encounters with uncouth, hairy, unhygienic ape-men who communicate with grunts and howls over lion taming with you.

[redacted by the NSA]? The filter replaced a common phrase for sexual intercourse with lion taming.

and apparently a common abbreviation has been redacted by the NSA. Nice, Fark.

Say what day is it again.

I'm aware, just annoyed at having been hit by the trick filter twice in a row.


It's almost like they're pulling some kind of foolishness. In April. even!
 
2014-04-01 12:28:51 PM  

gnosis301: bearded clamorer: I'd pony up a few bucks for the video.

Don't start.


You say don't start Yet he will no doubt continue.
 
2014-04-01 01:52:24 PM  

gnosis301: bearded clamorer: I'd pony up a few bucks for the video.

Don't start.


GIS 'pony play' without safe search.  Then come back to us.
 
2014-04-01 01:53:56 PM  
Centaur porn is popular because they're hung like horses.  And werewolves do it doggie style.
 
2014-04-01 03:05:04 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Fifty Shades of Ape


Harry Does The Hendersons.
 
2014-04-01 03:32:13 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-01 03:45:46 PM  

bearded clamorer: I'd pony up a few bucks for the video.


horsegag.avi

still remember the day that appeared in my inbox. the sounds blaring thru my creative lab speakers at work at a rather loud volume. lots of coworkers were very curious what i was watching that day...from that day forward...nothing but headphones. and all videos sent to work are watched at home.
 
2014-04-01 04:21:15 PM  

Wolfmanjames: gnosis301: bearded clamorer: I'd pony up a few bucks for the video.

Don't start.

GIS 'pony play' without safe search.  Then come back to us.


Damn, its like old milk...I know its bad, but I just have to look.
 
2014-04-01 06:16:53 PM  
Someone call Dean Cain
 
2014-04-02 03:59:45 AM  
I despised Beauty & the Beast, BTW.

May the writers, producers, set designers, grips, and actors all burn in a delightful lava pit on Io.
 
2014-04-02 06:29:54 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Wolfmanjames: gnosis301: bearded clamorer: I'd pony up a few bucks for the video.

Don't start.

GIS 'pony play' without safe search.  Then come back to us.

Damn, its like old milk...I know its bad, but I just have to look.


Did you survive?
 
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