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(Network World)   Apple was founded on April Fools' Day 1976, according to everyone but co-founder Steve Wozniak   (networkworld.com) divider line 9
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2014-04-01 10:34:18 AM  
I'm shocked- SHOCKED- that an uber-geek would split hairs about insignificant details.
 
2014-04-01 10:45:07 AM  
i.lvme.me
 
2014-04-01 10:49:14 AM  
I told my boss I was quitting on April Fools Day 4 years ago. One month later, on May 1, I was officially no longer a full-time employee.
 
2014-04-01 10:59:09 AM  
Who is this "Wozniak" person who dares to try to steal the glory of Steve Jobs (God rest his soul)?

Probably some farking neckbearded nerd who has a bad case of sour grapes because he didn't have the vision and genius of Steve Jobs, the one true founder of Apple.  Like those twins who claim Zuckerberg stole Facebook from them.
 
2014-04-01 12:20:35 PM  

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ME! The single, solitary thing I like about Apple is that we were born the same day, 38 years ago.  Don't take that away from me, Woz, or else you're on your own.....

\seriously, I'd be lying on a bed of blow with pornstars writhing around me right now if by some miracle my father would've bought into the company on my birthday
\\not that any of that is possible
\\\and I wouldn't want to find out what happens when blow gets in your asscrack
 
2014-04-01 12:36:39 PM  
1776 fixed that for you; signed Abe Lincoln
 
2014-04-01 12:46:39 PM  
Official incorporation docs are dated 1 April 1976 for tax purposes, but the company was up and running before that.

/I thought we'd already covered this years ago
 
2014-04-01 05:12:31 PM  
We are taking into account that Woz suffered brain injuries when he was in that plane crash thirty years ago, right?

There's a reason why his job duties have been more "mascot" than "engineer" since the mid-'80s.
 
2014-04-01 06:16:29 PM  

FriarReb98: AbiNormal: [i.lvme.me image 750x570]

ME! The single, solitary thing I like about Apple is that we were born the same day, 38 years ago.  Don't take that away from me, Woz, or else you're on your own.....

\seriously, I'd be lying on a bed of blow with pornstars writhing around me right now if by some miracle my father would've bought into the company on my birthday
\\not that any of that is possible
\\\and I wouldn't want to find out what happens when blow gets in your asscrack


Happy Birthday.
 
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