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FriarReb98: AbiNormal: [i.lvme.me image 750x570]ME! The single, solitary thing I like about Apple is that we were born the same day, 38 years ago. Don't take that away from me, Woz, or else you're on your own.....\seriously, I'd be lying on a bed of blow with pornstars writhing around me right now if by some miracle my father would've bought into the company on my birthday\\not that any of that is possible\\\and I wouldn't want to find out what happens when blow gets in your asscrack
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