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(Northern Territory News)   It's a lot of work to write a perfectly straightlaced article just to get away with this headline, but well worth it   (ntnews.com.au) divider line 19
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2014-04-01 10:34:21 AM  
I'm actually pretty impressed by that.
 
2014-04-01 10:40:51 AM  

SmackLT: I'm actually pretty impressed by that.


Me too.  That took a *LOT* of originality.
 
2014-04-01 10:44:05 AM  
I sort of suspect that the article is fake and formulated to allow for the headline.
 
2014-04-01 10:49:56 AM  

cgraves67: I sort of suspect that the article is fake and formulated to allow for the headline.


Unpossible
 
2014-04-01 10:57:01 AM  
Why was Hicks afraid of Sven?
 
2014-04-01 10:59:26 AM  
I'm all verklempt...this may be the greatest thing I've ever read.
 
2014-04-01 11:10:35 AM  

sxacho: Why was Hicks afraid of Sven?


Sven ate nine tench and won.
 
2014-04-01 11:13:11 AM  

cgraves67: I sort of suspect that the article is fake and formulated to allow for the headline.


this.
 
2014-04-01 11:14:05 AM  
 
2014-04-01 11:14:28 AM  

sxacho: Why was Hicks afraid of Sven?


Because Sven of Nine?
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-01 11:14:53 AM  

cgraves67: I sort of suspect that the article is fake and formulated to allow for the headline.


FTFA: Sven Aprilstaatd, from the fishing village of Fulski in Sweden
 
2014-04-01 11:43:25 AM  
Reminds me of...

p.gr-assets.com

/That isn't even the worst headline in the book either
 
2014-04-01 12:07:43 PM  

cgraves67: I sort of suspect that the article is fake and formulated to allow for the headline.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-01 01:20:18 PM  
I don't get it.

But the guy in the picture must be a Creationist because he's swallowing a blue whale whole without any gnats in sight. They were obviously strained out.

I thought I was the only one who used that expression.

NB: For the thousandth time, sea mammals are not fish.
 
2014-04-01 01:24:12 PM  

sxacho: Why was Hicks afraid of Sven?


Because Sven ate Nein!
 
2014-04-01 01:26:17 PM  
Well played, Ntnews, well played.
 
2014-04-01 02:33:05 PM  
Andy Zaltzman inconsolable that he didn't get to inflict this on John Oliver
 
2014-04-01 02:55:42 PM  

czetie: cgraves67: I sort of suspect that the article is fake and formulated to allow for the headline.

FTFA: Sven Aprilstaatd, from the fishing village of Fulski in Sweden


Yes, yes, of course, but I still felt my little pun-loving heart flutter.
 
2014-04-01 05:49:05 PM  
FTFA : Hicks and Sven made a meal of their early competition and were neck and neck and a full two fish in front of their nearest competitor when they both polished off their seventh Tench.

I was impressed, until he missed the possibly of pointing out a seventh tench split
 
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