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(Daily Star)   Old and busted: Cell phones give you cancer. New hotness: Cell phones give you drug-resistant mutant head lice   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 9
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2014-04-01 01:02:06 AM
"Or you could try shouting loudly into the earpiece because loud noises can in some circumstances cause lice to suffer heart attacks, which in ectoparasites can prove fatal."
 
2014-04-01 01:07:54 AM

Bathia_Mapes: "Or you could try shouting loudly into the earpiece because loud noises can in some circumstances cause lice to suffer heart attacks, which in ectoparasites can prove fatal."


Are you saying you have some doubts regarding the veracity of this article dated April 1st?
 
2014-04-01 01:16:57 AM

phlegmmo: Bathia_Mapes: "Or you could try shouting loudly into the earpiece because loud noises can in some circumstances cause lice to suffer heart attacks, which in ectoparasites can prove fatal."

Are you saying you have some doubts regarding the veracity of this article dated April 1st?


Heh!

You mean it's not true?

I'm shocked I tell you! SHOCKED!
 
2014-04-01 01:23:42 AM
Sometimes you just have to scratch your head in bewilderment.
 
2014-04-01 01:32:19 AM

Bathia_Mapes: phlegmmo: Bathia_Mapes: "Or you could try shouting loudly into the earpiece because loud noises can in some circumstances cause lice to suffer heart attacks, which in ectoparasites can prove fatal."

Are you saying you have some doubts regarding the veracity of this article dated April 1st?

Heh!

You mean it's not true?

I'm shocked I tell you! SHOCKED!


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2014-04-01 09:14:19 AM
Hey, as long as they move off my pubes I'll consider it a détente.  Hell I'll even concede the Maginot Line that runs from my mons to my belly button.
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2014-04-01 10:07:33 AM
I know cell phones intensify one's personality.
 
2014-04-01 10:13:45 AM
"But Professor Daniel Druffield,... "

Snort
 
2014-04-01 10:31:26 AM
cl.jroo.me

Once they get so big, they're impossible to get rid of.
But you can put them on your friends & family plan.
 
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