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(Daily Mail)   Inside the pantry that time forgot. Landlord discovers cupboard that hadn't been opened since the seventies, stocked with vintage food. Do not eat   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 18
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2014-04-01 01:34:43 AM
3 votes:
"What's the matter sir? It still tastes like creamed corn."

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"Except it's DEVILED HAM!"

"Well that will be a problem."
2014-04-01 02:24:56 AM
2 votes:
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2014-04-01 01:33:31 AM
2 votes:

elysive: Canned salmon and drinking chocolate? Partay!


I think the salmon might have been off.

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2014-04-01 01:23:22 AM
2 votes:

unyon: lostcat: I moved into my current apartment in 2005. There's a cabinet in the kitchen that I have not been able to open in all that time. It's high up, near the ceiling. It could contain anything, or nothing. My worst fear is that it contains one or more dead animals that have become so desiccated that I don't smell them. Or maybe human heads in jars of formaldehyde...

Before I move out, when all of my stuff has been packed and is being loaded for relocation, I'm going to break into that cabinet and see what's been there, just a few feet above my pantry.

Go absolutely right now.  It'll be like Al Capone's safe.  Real time.  Let's find out what you have together.


Be sure to get a video of you doing it while sporting a 80's Geraldo mustache
2014-04-01 01:14:27 AM
2 votes:
OMG! Campbells soup! I only have heard about that stuff from grandma.

ooohhhh....nescafe instant coffee! This pantry must be from the cowboy days.

"washing up liquid"??? It's like walking into a time machine!  truly this is a wonder to behold!
2014-03-31 10:07:13 PM
2 votes:

lostcat: I moved into my current apartment in 2005. There's a cabinet in the kitchen that I have not been able to open in all that time. It's high up, near the ceiling. It could contain anything, or nothing. My worst fear is that it contains one or more dead animals that have become so desiccated that I don't smell them. Or maybe human heads in jars of formaldehyde...

Before I move out, when all of my stuff has been packed and is being loaded for relocation, I'm going to break into that cabinet and see what's been there, just a few feet above my pantry.


Why wait?  Get a damn ladder and open that thing!
2014-04-01 09:34:39 AM
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: Shag and Scoob are always finding food in the cupboards of "haunted" houses that have been abandoned for decades.  They'll eat it as is, or make a giant sandwich.

So it shouldn't be any problem to eat this stuff, either.


where do they get the bread?
2014-04-01 02:44:06 AM
1 votes:
Pantry fails w/o Quisp
2014-04-01 02:27:30 AM
1 votes:

elysive: Canned salmon and drinking chocolate? Partay!


Definitely better than canned chocolate and drinking salmon. The first isn't bad, but the second isn't good, and if you mix them both together (as suggested in the old 1940s Reese's Salmon Cups commercials), then neither one is any good.

/"Heeey! You got your chocolate in my drinking salmon!"
"And you got your drinking salmon all over my chocolate!"
"Oh well. Better throw them both out then."
2014-04-01 02:23:22 AM
1 votes:

knbwhite: o'really: optikeye: o'really:

I still have it somewhere. At my dads house i think. His gf looked it up on ebay, said it's not worth much. Mostly interesting for the novelty i guess.

Those bottles remind me of when some men came to our house when i was a kid. It's a Victorian. They asked to dig up a spot in the yard, found a huge stash of little medicine bottles, doll heads, marbles that had been dumped in the outhouse apparently. pretty cool for California, we only have so much history.

My buddy tells me he searches for gem-quality coprolite.  Maybe that's what they were looking for.


After a quick google search, I cannot believe how much of that shiat is for sale online
2014-04-01 01:55:27 AM
1 votes:
No brown sauce, the sauce that tastes like brown?
2014-04-01 01:49:36 AM
1 votes:

meat0918: When my grandmother passed in 2005, my father was tasked with this.

He found home preserved peaches from the 70s.  At least that is what the jar said.  It was hard to tell what was in there.

There was even more than that though.  She kept canning for 11 kids even after the last had moved out in the late 70s


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2014-04-01 01:25:37 AM
1 votes:

Sniffers Row: No English pantry is complete without


I had that once, pennecillan cured it right up.
2014-04-01 01:17:21 AM
1 votes:
Dump the food out of the tins, it probably tastes the same as a 2014 British meal.

Which is to say, not at all.
2014-04-01 01:16:14 AM
1 votes:
lostcat: I moved into my current apartment in 2005. There's a cabinet in the kitchen that I have not been able to open in all that time. It's high up, near the ceiling. It could contain anything, or nothing. My worst fear is that it contains one or more dead animals that have become so desiccated that I don't smell them. Or maybe human heads in jars of formaldehyde...

Before I move out, when all of my stuff has been packed and is being loaded for relocation, I'm going to break into that cabinet and see what's been there, just a few feet above my pantry.


I bet there will be a safe in there...
2014-04-01 01:14:57 AM
1 votes:
This guy has a peculiar definition of 'perfect condition'.
2014-03-31 09:57:11 PM
1 votes:
Is there a can of Big John's Beans 'n' Fixin's in there?
If there is, I'd like to make an offer.
2014-03-31 09:52:30 PM
1 votes:

Ambivalence: For some reason, that headline reminded me of Fallout.  Also, I wonder what exploded in that pantry.  Something dark and goopy appears to have.


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mmmm...sugar bombs and blamco mac and cheese.
 
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