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(CBS Sacramento)   California's Obamacare website sends deaf callers to hotline offering "hot ladies"   (sacramento.cbslocal.com) divider line 80
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2014-03-31 07:41:08 PM  
Why are deaf people calling a website?
 
2014-03-31 07:53:05 PM  
Gives new meaning to TTY port.
 
2014-03-31 08:11:56 PM  

fusillade762: Why are deaf people calling a website?


www.millionaireplayboy.com
 
2014-03-31 08:17:12 PM  

fusillade762: Why are deaf people calling a website?

 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 08:51:35 PM  
Press two to connect free now," the recording says.

At least dirty talk is free with Obamacare.
 
2014-03-31 09:30:21 PM  
I finally had to mark the healthcare.gov email address as spam they've been sending so much the last few days.  Of course the unsubscribe feature doesn't actually exist.
 
2014-03-31 09:30:48 PM  
Therefore Obamacare is a total failure and Sarah Palin is Dick Tater Supreme of the United States.
 
2014-03-31 09:37:56 PM  
That's only the gold plan - not the sliver or bronze.
 
2014-03-31 09:38:43 PM  
How insensitive!  They couldn't even hear how hot the ladies were!
 
2014-03-31 09:41:56 PM  
The page that had the error recommends what kind of coverage a user should go for.

I would like to be covered with hot ladies.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 09:42:41 PM  
Obama-care is MUCH cooler than I thought!
 
2014-03-31 09:47:15 PM  
Thanks, Obama!

/new twist
 
2014-03-31 09:49:28 PM  

brilett: That's only the gold plan - not the sliver or bronze.


What do you get with the platinum plan?
 
2014-03-31 09:49:50 PM  
How would they know what hot ladies sound like?
 
2014-03-31 09:50:56 PM  
s27.postimg.org
 
2014-03-31 09:51:17 PM  

Oldiron_79: brilett: That's only the gold plan - not the sliver or bronze.

What do you get with the platinum plan?


physical therapy.....................
 
2014-03-31 09:52:16 PM  

fusillade762: Why are deaf people calling a website?


They're not.  That's just what we tell them.
 
2014-03-31 09:57:37 PM  

fusillade762: Why are deaf people calling a website?


well played sir, well played.
 
2014-03-31 10:01:18 PM  
How do deaf people have sex? Like the actual communication behind that?
 
2014-03-31 10:02:31 PM  
I SAID, " CALIFORNIA'S OBAMACARE WEBSITE SENDS CALLERS TO HOTLINE OFFERING HOT LADIES!!!"
 
2014-03-31 10:03:35 PM  
rs10.pbsrc.com

Thanks Obama!
 
2014-03-31 10:04:02 PM  

VivianVivisect: How do deaf people have sex? Like the actual communication behind that?


They're very good with their hands
 
2014-03-31 10:04:03 PM  
Is this what a republican news feed looks like?  A phone number was a digit off?
 
2014-03-31 10:05:06 PM  

VivianVivisect: How do deaf people have sex? Like the actual communication behind that?


See, when a man and a woman really love each other... or they're both still alone at the bar when the lights come on...

Oh.  Oh, you meant the communication required to see if they want to sleep with somebody?  Sign language, lip reading or written messages.
 
2014-03-31 10:05:30 PM  

brilett: Oldiron_79: brilett: That's only the gold plan - not the sliver or bronze.

What do you get with the platinum plan?

physical therapy.....................


Snu snu...
 
2014-03-31 10:06:21 PM  

VivianVivisect: How do deaf people have sex? Like the actual communication behind that?


I'm no deafsex expert but I would think that there is a super simple deaf sign for 'bend over'.
 
2014-03-31 10:06:37 PM  
Do you think VRS accommodates individuals wishing to call phone sex line?
 
2014-03-31 10:07:43 PM  

Rhino_man: VivianVivisect: How do deaf people have sex? Like the actual communication behind that?

See, when a man and a woman really love each other... or they're both still alone at the bar when the lights come on...

Oh.  Oh, you meant the communication required to see if they want to sleep with somebody?  Sign language, lip reading or written messages.


Lip reading indeed.
 
2014-03-31 10:10:53 PM  

VivianVivisect: How do deaf people have sex? Like the actual communication behind that?


i216.photobucket.com

/I knew this would come in handy
//so to speak
 
2014-03-31 10:14:33 PM  

Banned on the Run: VivianVivisect: How do deaf people have sex? Like the actual communication behind that?



/I knew this would come in handy
//so to speak


It all goes back to that video ... Doesn't it?
 
2014-03-31 10:17:59 PM  

fusillade762: Why are deaf people calling a website?


I think this counts as "one and done".
 
2014-03-31 10:20:27 PM  
Now I'm wondering how awkward it must be to be a relay operator for deaf people calling a sex chat line.

"I AM SO HOT FOR YOU. MY PANTIES ARE GETTING WET."
 
2014-03-31 10:20:52 PM  

CruJones: I finally had to mark the healthcare.gov email address as spam they've been sending so much the last few days.  Of course the unsubscribe feature doesn't actually exist.


I actually filed an FTC CAN-SPAM complaint...
 
2014-03-31 10:20:59 PM  
So what are you wearing? go ahead.
 
2014-03-31 10:23:17 PM  
Nothing new from the most incompetent administration this country has ever had.
 
2014-03-31 10:27:26 PM  
If they would just get their ears fixed they wouldn't have to worry about it
 
2014-03-31 10:28:28 PM  

Tsu Dho Nimh: CruJones: I finally had to mark the healthcare.gov email address as spam they've been sending so much the last few days.  Of course the unsubscribe feature doesn't actually exist.

I actually filed an FTC CAN-SPAM complaint...


We get it, guys. He's black.
 
2014-03-31 10:44:10 PM  
I bet deaf guys spend all day just fantasizing about Amelia Earhard and Anne Frank.
 
2014-03-31 10:49:07 PM  

GoldSpider: Tsu Dho Nimh: CruJones: I finally had to mark the healthcare.gov email address as spam they've been sending so much the last few days.  Of course the unsubscribe feature doesn't actually exist.

I actually filed an FTC CAN-SPAM complaint...

We get it, guys. He's black.


No, I don't like spam, and it's kinda bullshiat they have an unsubscribe button but it goes nowhere. Not political.
 
2014-03-31 10:51:38 PM  
Can these people get any more incompetent?
 
2014-03-31 10:56:12 PM  
i01.i.aliimg.com

/seems appropriate
 
2014-03-31 11:06:49 PM  

Irving R. Pointystick: How insensitive!  They couldn't even hear how hot the ladies were!


Wouldn't they be able to feel how hot they are on their braille phone pads?
 
2014-03-31 11:11:53 PM  

Barfmaker: fusillade762: Why are deaf people calling a website?

[www.millionaireplayboy.com image 400x250]


Who is this that questions me?...
 
2014-03-31 11:13:14 PM  
Obama's web developer skills are pathetic... and his knowledge of how to setup and implement a national communications infrastructure is laughable... It's like he studied law in school instead of web design and electrical engineering!!
 
2014-03-31 11:14:00 PM  

VivianVivisect: How do deaf people have sex? Like the actual communication behind that?


i.imgur.com

And there is a website---with...NSFW sign language?
 
2014-03-31 11:14:12 PM  
WHAT??

i63.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-31 11:15:49 PM  

svanmeter: Can these people get any more incompetent?


Who, Jerry Brown? I thought he was doing a pretty good job, balancing the budget and whatnot.

/California Obamacare exchange is run by California.
//It's been super successful
 
2014-03-31 11:18:26 PM  

stonicus: Obama's web developer skills are pathetic... and his knowledge of how to setup and implement a national communications infrastructure is laughable... It's like he studied law in school instead of web design and electrical engineering!!


He's pathetic. The entire Republican party has done pretty much nothing for the last two years but try to ensure the failure of Obamacare, and yet he insists on continuing to implement it. I mean, they barely signed up 7 million people. Total. Failure. by history's greatest monster.
 
2014-03-31 11:21:22 PM  

LazyMedia: stonicus: Obama's web developer skills are pathetic... and his knowledge of how to setup and implement a national communications infrastructure is laughable... It's like he studied law in school instead of web design and electrical engineering!!

He's pathetic. The entire Republican party has done pretty much nothing for the last two years but try to ensure the failure of Obamacare, and yet he insists on continuing to implement it. I mean, they barely signed up 7 million people. Total. Failure. by history's greatest monster.


I know, right?  He needs to just quit farking around and sit back down in front of the computer and code the site correctly.  I dunno what his problem is.  Does the White House not get broadband or something?
 
2014-03-31 11:29:02 PM  

GoldSpider: Tsu Dho Nimh: CruJones: I finally had to mark the healthcare.gov email address as spam they've been sending so much the last few days.  Of course the unsubscribe feature doesn't actually exist.

I actually filed an FTC CAN-SPAM complaint...

We get it, guys. He's black.


Nope.  If I have to follow the laws, so does everybody else.  It's the law!

Actually, there is an unsubscribe feature, in the account settings.  However, unchecking the "receive email alerts" checkbox actually does nothing, but it does send you 2 emails to tell you it was updated.
 
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