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(Dallas Observer)   Drug traffickers accidentally hired a cop to deliver 1,000 lbs. of marijuana   (blogs.dallasobserver.com) divider line 39
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2014-03-31 07:39:54 PM  
1,000 Pounds

100 kilograms


Cyril: "We are already down 125 kilos of cocaine, which was worth about $6 million."

Archer: "How much is that in pounds?"

Cyril: "Forget pounds, we're doing kilos!"

Archer: "No, I meant pounds --"

Malory: "Sterling!

Archer: "Exactly, as in 'Doctor Who' money."
 
2014-03-31 08:10:17 PM  
That's a lot of weed to waste, at least it's shiatty Mexican stuff.
 
2014-03-31 08:18:52 PM  
D'oh(p)!
 
2014-03-31 08:27:56 PM  
DNRTFA but I'm assuming the 'delivery boy' turned in just enough to bust them and kept the rest for himself.
 
2014-03-31 09:07:57 PM  
He then busted them for possessing and attempting to transport 500 lbs of marijuana
 
2014-03-31 09:34:25 PM  
It must be rough for drug dealers if they need to hire cops to make sure their product gets delivered.
 
2014-03-31 10:22:04 PM  

real_headhoncho: It must be rough for drug dealers if they need to hire cops to make sure their product gets delivered.


Drug dealers can't trust drug smugglers.  Those people are scum.
 
2014-03-31 10:22:56 PM  
I bet those drug traffickers are pissed at losing those 2000 lbs of pot.
 
2014-03-31 10:27:04 PM  
I don't know about you but when I'm trafficking large amounts of drugs I use someone I know. Not someone I found on Craigslist.
 
2014-03-31 10:32:30 PM  
Came here for an Archer Vice reference and leaving satisfied.  Thanks.
 
2014-03-31 10:33:30 PM  
Does the cop get to keep the $50k as a bonus?
 
2014-03-31 10:35:00 PM  
sad that in the 21st century men with guns come between you and the planet

/living in a bad sci-fi movie yet?
 
2014-03-31 10:39:48 PM  
"...a driver transporting weed can make $50,000 for a 430-mile trip..."

Really? A thousand bucks a pound for Mexican weed?

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2014-03-31 10:41:27 PM  
shiat, I almost forgot that stuff was illegal in the rest of the US.
 
2014-03-31 10:41:30 PM  
Awkward.
 
2014-03-31 10:55:49 PM  

Mad_Radhu: shiat, I almost forgot that stuff was illegal in the rest of the US.


Me too.
I always wonder who would pay for sh*t weed.
 
2014-03-31 11:03:11 PM  
You all assume that all weed from Mexico is bad, but that's not really true.  It's just that most of the bad weed comes from Mexico.  There's good stuff too.
 
2014-03-31 11:03:58 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He then busted them for possessing and attempting to transport 500 lbs of marijuana


34 years ago. Busted with 4oz. Charged with 1oz.

/csb?
 
2014-03-31 11:05:25 PM  

Mad_Radhu: shiat, I almost forgot that stuff was illegal in the rest of the US.


*pinches you hard*

/runs
 
2014-03-31 11:05:31 PM  
Well, I suppose Frank Galikanokus wasn't available.
 
2014-03-31 11:11:25 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Mad_Radhu: shiat, I almost forgot that stuff was illegal in the rest of the US.

Me too.
I always wonder who would pay for sh*t weed.


The rest of the US, apparently.
 
2014-03-31 11:13:15 PM  
Nothing accidental about it, subby.  A snitch told cops that the organization was looking for a commercial driver.  The cops have the snitch recommend his "truck driver friend", the undercover cop for the job.  "Accidentally" would be hiring a legitimate driver who is a off-duty cop and he discovers your illicit load.  This was entirely on purpose, both by the undercover cop (just the kind of thing they like to do) and the drug traffickers, who were able to hire a competent driver.  However, they better put "don't be a cop" in the job requirements next time.
 
2014-03-31 11:13:47 PM  

fusillade762: 1,000 Pounds

100 kilograms

Cyril: "We are already down 125 kilos of cocaine, which was worth about $6 million."

Archer: "How much is that in pounds?"

Cyril: "Forget pounds, we're doing kilos!"

Archer: "No, I meant pounds --"

Malory: "Sterling!

Archer: "Exactly, as in 'Doctor Who' money."


STOP EATING ALL THE GODDAMN COCAINE
 
2014-03-31 11:16:37 PM  
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2014-03-31 11:19:31 PM  
I remember a couple of decades back when  New Orleans Police were busted for guarding drugs.
 
2014-03-31 11:22:07 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He then busted them for possessing and attempting to transport 500 lbs of marijuana


And now they are going to jail because of the 200lbs of marijuana that are in evidence lockup.
 
2014-03-31 11:24:00 PM  

codigo: I remember a couple of decades back when  New Orleans Police were busted for guarding drugs.


A couple of decades back?
 
2014-03-31 11:25:06 PM  
 
2014-03-31 11:25:30 PM  

lindalouwho: MaudlinMutantMollusk: He then busted them for possessing and attempting to transport 500 lbs of marijuana

34 years ago. Busted with 4oz. Charged with 1oz.

/csb?


Sounds like someone cut you a break.

4oz. = felony. 1oz. = fine. ?

My friend got pulled over and the cop took a half smoked joint from her center console and let her go. Her reaction? "that dude just wanted to smoke my weed."
 
2014-03-31 11:28:03 PM  

codigo: I remember a couple of decades back when  New Orleans Police were busted for guarding drugs.


Citation?
 
2014-03-31 11:46:04 PM  

Disappearing Hitchhiker: Citation?


They probably got off with just a warning.
 
2014-03-31 11:50:21 PM  
I would have used the "sad" icon.
 
2014-04-01 12:14:29 AM  

pedobearapproved: lindalouwho: MaudlinMutantMollusk: He then busted them for possessing and attempting to transport 500 lbs of marijuana

34 years ago. Busted with 4oz. Charged with 1oz.

/csb?

Sounds like someone cut you a break.

4oz. = felony. 1oz. = fine. ?

My friend got pulled over and the cop took a half smoked joint from her center console and let her go. Her reaction? "that dude just wanted to smoke my weed."


1,000 for the lawyer (had to), 350 fine, 1yr probation, record expunged (first (and only) offense).

The way I see it, I got cut a break by default when the cops stole the weed. But yes, lucky break.
 
2014-04-01 12:20:46 AM  
So.. they paid the cop $50k. He drove off and then they were busted.
Did he keep the $15K?
Services rendered and all..
I mean how much tax does one pay on $5k anyways?
 
2014-04-01 12:45:03 AM  

ShadowWolf: So.. they paid the cop $50k. He drove off and then they were busted.
Did he keep the $15K?
Services rendered and all..
I mean how much tax does one pay on $5k anyways?


Depends on how many children you have and if you're married. Then you have to factor in other deductions.
 
2014-04-01 01:01:45 AM  
April fools!
 
2014-04-01 01:47:38 AM  

MayoSlather: That's a lot of weed to waste, at least it's shiatty Mexican stuff.


And nothing of value was lost...

/grew up smoking Mexican dirt weed
//then I love to Cali - now things are better
/// : )
 
2014-04-01 01:48:59 AM  

Mad_Radhu: shiat, I almost forgot that stuff was illegal in the rest of the US.


also - this ^
 
2014-04-01 01:51:37 AM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: love to Cali


moved to Cali

I swear I am not high lol...
 
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