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(Kera News)   The Texas Rangers' season opener featured some pretty incredible new concessions, such as Bacon on a Stick, Frozen Beer, and the Choomongous, a 24 inch sub, loaded with Asian beef and spicy slaw. Bypass surgery coupons available for $5   (keranews.org) divider line 22
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2014-03-31 05:29:38 PM
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NOTHING burps better than bacon!
 
2014-03-31 05:38:49 PM
They need to serve antacid if you're going to be subjected to what's left of their pitching staff
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 05:48:42 PM
The bullpen is coming out a little crippled, hopefully at least Darvish can get off the DL soon.
 
2014-03-31 05:57:24 PM
When is Heart Health night?
 
2014-03-31 06:26:57 PM
I want that hot dog.

The one with the brisket on top.

I don't care what ginandbacon says.
 
2014-03-31 07:03:13 PM
WTF is up with the salad? There's no need for that shiat.
 
2014-03-31 07:11:22 PM
I have to say that the nachos at Safeco are highly edible and reasonably priced.
 
2014-03-31 07:14:27 PM
They also opened with giving up 14 runs to the Phillies
 
2014-03-31 07:23:37 PM

Shostie: I want that hot dog.

The one with the brisket on top.

I don't care what ginandbacon says.


This. Hell, I might try to make one.
 
2014-03-31 07:28:14 PM
Like Texas needs to import beef.
 
2014-03-31 07:37:39 PM

Bermuda59: They also opened with giving up 14 runs to the Phillies


I can see the headlines: "Cheese Steak beats Tex-Mex by 4 runs to the bathroom."
 
2014-03-31 07:51:24 PM

Shostie: I want that hot dog.

The one with the brisket on top.

I don't care what ginandbacon says.


Hon I would never come between you and anything you thought looked yummy. But as far as I can tell, the only thing I would want to eat on that menu would be the caprese and that's scraping the barrel for me since I've been sick of them for almost a decade now.
 
2014-03-31 08:37:04 PM
I checked the Ranger score one time.  7-7 in the bottom of the 5th.

It's gonna be a long damn season.
 
2014-03-31 10:20:42 PM
Kinsler Curse
 
2014-03-31 11:09:06 PM

433: The bullpen is coming out a little crippled, hopefully at least Darvish can get off the DL soon.


Supposedly going to start against Boston. Colby Lewis will be activated for the weekend as well.
 
2014-04-01 12:08:20 AM
And resulted in a 14-10 loss to the Phillies who may not have scored 14 runs all spring training.  How's that indigestion working for you, Rangers fans?
 
2014-04-01 12:15:05 AM

Prey4reign: And resulted in a 14-10 loss to the Phillies who may not have scored 14 runs all spring training.  How's that indigestion working for you, Rangers fans?


It feels a little bit like "161 games to go."
 
2014-04-01 12:24:35 AM

Prey4reign: And resulted in a 14-10 loss to the Phillies who may not have scored 14 runs all spring training.  How's that indigestion working for you, Rangers fans?


Dude, the Phillies may have used up all of their scoring for the next week in the first game.
 
2014-04-01 01:50:37 AM
Am I the only one who so thoroughly gorges themselves on grilled food in the parking lot that the most I can summon up once I'm inside the turnstiles is half a bag of peanuts?
 
2014-04-01 09:57:04 AM

Joe_diGriz: Prey4reign: And resulted in a 14-10 loss to the Phillies who may not have scored 14 runs all spring training.  How's that indigestion working for you, Rangers fans?

Dude, the Phillies may have used up all of their scoring for the next week in the first game.


At their age they probably needed a nap after the game.
 
2014-04-01 03:24:42 PM
Meh.
The Full Loaf po' boy at Koz's in New Orleans is not impressed.

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2014-04-01 05:19:37 PM

beerrun: Meh.
The Full Loaf po' boy at Koz's in New Orleans is not impressed.

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Neither is the Subway six footer.
 
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