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(Yahoo)   Shooter reported in Baltimore   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Maryland's Stevenson University, Baltimore, Owings Mills, Baltimore County Police, shelter in place  
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5848 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Mar 2014 at 5:17 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-31 03:53:42 PM  
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2014-03-31 03:47:31 PM  
5 votes:
Someone shooting a gun in Baltimore?

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2014-03-31 05:47:51 PM  
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2014-03-31 06:27:43 PM  
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2014-03-31 05:35:41 PM  
2 votes:

CoolHandLucas: [ image 850x532]
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.

It's looking a little limp. Maybe it shots its load and needs time to recuperate.
2014-03-31 05:33:50 PM  
2 votes:
Odds are it's a guy carrying a Glock AR-47 tactical ghost umbrella with scary black accessory death machine parts and 100 cop killer magazine clips
2014-03-31 05:23:55 PM  
2 votes:
Ravens free agency?
2014-03-31 05:21:22 PM  
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2014-03-31 04:17:22 PM  
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2014-03-31 04:15:32 PM  
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2014-04-01 12:16:09 AM  
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Unavailable for comment.

His grill speaks for itself

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2014-03-31 08:03:45 PM  
1 vote:

Bith Set Me Up: Unavailable for comment.

Of course he is unavailable for comment. His speech patterns are limited to "eegah", "shtemlo" and various grunts.
2014-03-31 07:06:31 PM  
1 vote:
A friend of mine goes to that campus, and says it turned out to be two kids in the woods with BB guns. He also said he's glad the school reacted like they did.
2014-03-31 06:58:55 PM  
1 vote:
Came in for Shooter McGavin. Was not disappointed.
2014-03-31 06:51:32 PM  
1 vote:
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That wasn't no attempt murder. I shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all.
2014-03-31 06:45:30 PM  
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2014-03-31 06:29:38 PM  
1 vote:

Antidamascus: That campus is like 5 miles from me give or take. I certainly don't consider myself in Baltimore.

For purposes of teh Internets, you live in Baltimore. Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan area, if you want to get picky. It's like all those people from Kennesaw and Conyers who live in "Atlanta."

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2014-03-31 06:19:18 PM  
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2014-03-31 06:03:14 PM  
1 vote:
Man, anybody who thinks "Happy Gilmore" before they think "Hoosiers" has crappy taste in movies.

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2014-03-31 05:50:14 PM  
1 vote:
Has a good guy with a gun stopped him yet?
2014-03-31 05:48:05 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody was over heard talking about a nougat recipe, which contains the letters to spell the word "gun"

The logical response:

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2014-03-31 05:26:05 PM  
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scottydoesntknow: Don't shots need to be fired for the person to be considered a shooter?

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2014-03-31 05:06:28 PM  
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2014-03-31 04:45:10 PM  
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ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

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2014-03-31 04:35:51 PM  
1 vote:
Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.
2014-03-31 04:14:39 PM  
1 vote:
What's he reporting on?
2014-03-31 04:07:18 PM  
1 vote:
That's a first.
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