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(Yahoo)   Shooter reported in Baltimore   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 110
    More: Obvious, Maryland's Stevenson University, Baltimore, Owings Mills, Baltimore County Police, shelter in place  
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2014-03-31 03:47:31 PM  
Someone shooting a gun in Baltimore?

images.sodahead.com
 
2014-03-31 03:47:47 PM  
Near Baltimore. NW, off the Beltway.

Getting around between 83 and 70 will be a nightmare.
 
2014-03-31 03:53:42 PM  
cdn.iclanwebsites.com
 
2014-03-31 04:07:18 PM  
That's a first.
 
2014-03-31 04:14:39 PM  
What's he reporting on?
 
2014-03-31 04:15:32 PM  
i29.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-31 04:17:22 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-31 04:26:36 PM  
days since last school shooting - 0
 
2014-03-31 04:31:06 PM  

bongmiester: days since last school shooting - 0


Slow down there Sparky. Shots haven't been fired so clock does not reset.
 
2014-03-31 04:35:51 PM  
Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.
 
2014-03-31 04:45:10 PM  

ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.


media1.giphy.com
 
2014-03-31 04:48:12 PM  

HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]


LOL
 
2014-03-31 04:51:25 PM  

ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-31 04:54:24 PM  

HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL

[s2.quickmeme.com image 287x192]


Why does he look like he's pooping?
 
2014-03-31 05:02:38 PM  

ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL

[s2.quickmeme.com image 287x192]

Why does he look like he's pooping?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-31 05:06:28 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-31 05:07:53 PM  

HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL

[s2.quickmeme.com image 287x192]

Why does he look like he's pooping?

[i.imgur.com image 262x175]


That is *not* my poop face.
 
2014-03-31 05:21:22 PM  
www.after5catalog.com
 
2014-03-31 05:23:55 PM  
Ravens free agency?
 
2014-03-31 05:24:07 PM  
Don't shots need to be fired for the person to be considered a shooter?
 
2014-03-31 05:25:25 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Don't shots need to be fired for the person to be considered a shooter?


Don't think.  Shelter in place.
 
2014-03-31 05:26:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Don't shots need to be fired for the person to be considered a shooter?


i1.cdnds.net

Nope
 
2014-03-31 05:26:47 PM  
Here's a free map for you, tardmitter:


www2.iath.virginia.edu
 
2014-03-31 05:27:24 PM  
Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..
 
gja
2014-03-31 05:29:25 PM  

markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..


Is it really that bad?

/honestly curious
 
2014-03-31 05:29:52 PM  
You're going to have to be more specific, subby.
 
2014-03-31 05:31:14 PM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 300x300]


Damn you for beating me to it.

markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..


Excuse me, but I'm from Baltimore. How dare you suggest that Baltimore, aka Charm City is breeding ground for violence, crime and ignorance.....we also have an aquarium. So there.

/To you, the Wire is a fictional story. To us, it's a documentary.
 
2014-03-31 05:31:16 PM  

gja: markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..

Is it really that bad?

/honestly curious


With a crime rate of 61 per one thousand residents, Baltimore has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very largest cities. One's chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime here is one in 16. Within Maryland, more than 97% of the communities have a lower crime rate than Baltimore.In fact, after researching dangerous places to live, NeighborhoodScout found Baltimore to be one of the top 100 most dangerous cities in the U.S.A.
 
2014-03-31 05:31:23 PM  
Only one, subbie?
 
2014-03-31 05:33:15 PM  
You come at the king you best not miss.
 
2014-03-31 05:33:46 PM  
Is it even possible to have an "active shooter" if they haven't shot?
 
2014-03-31 05:33:50 PM  
Odds are it's a guy carrying a Glock AR-47 tactical ghost umbrella with scary black accessory death machine parts and 100 cop killer magazine clips
 
2014-03-31 05:34:05 PM  
Any word on what kind of long gun it was?
 
2014-03-31 05:34:17 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.
 
2014-03-31 05:34:53 PM  
All the girls call him long gun.
 
2014-03-31 05:35:41 PM  

CoolHandLucas: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x532]
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.


It's looking a little limp. Maybe it shots its load and needs time to recuperate.
 
2014-03-31 05:36:02 PM  

CoolHandLucas: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x532]
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.


Ask and ye shall receive.
Is that a break barrel pellet gun?
 
2014-03-31 05:36:41 PM  
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!
 
2014-03-31 05:36:50 PM  
thebostonjam.files.wordpress.com

Can't believe no one has posted this.
 
2014-03-31 05:37:20 PM  

CruJones: Is it even possible to have an "active shooter" if they haven't shot?


Maybe the shooter lives a rich life - hiking, windsurfing, kayaking, biathlons, that sort of thing?
 
2014-03-31 05:37:51 PM  

CoolHandLucas: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x532]
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.


I think it's for shooting around corners... Or at least directly below you. Seriously though, is it a pump BB gun or something?

Whatever this is, I bet that the story is going to come out that this thing never left the truck, and someone called it in like the owner was storming the beach at Normandy.
 
2014-03-31 05:39:21 PM  
I thought that was stabber, oh wait he retired last year.
 
2014-03-31 05:39:55 PM  
Somebody should post that Shooter guy.
 
2014-03-31 05:40:17 PM  

SWOne: Ravens free agency?


Either you are very familiar with the neighborhood or lucky guess.
 
2014-03-31 05:40:56 PM  
i436.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-31 05:41:25 PM  

ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.


[holsters my Newton 26 round emotional cannon with eulogy quote scope]
 
2014-03-31 05:42:21 PM  
...and his name is Nelson Cruz.  Earlier reports identified him as Grady Sizemore.
 
gja
2014-03-31 05:43:25 PM  

scottydoesntknow: gja: markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..

Is it really that bad?

/honestly curious

With a crime rate of 61 per one thousand residents, Baltimore has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very largest cities. One's chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime here is one in 16. Within Maryland, more than 97% of the communities have a lower crime rate than Baltimore.In fact, after researching dangerous places to live, NeighborhoodScout found Baltimore to be one of the top 100 most dangerous cities in the U.S.A.


Ooofah. That's some depressing stats right there. Now I am gonna look at which city takes top (lowest?) honors?
 
2014-03-31 05:44:14 PM  
Rain in the forecast? Umbrella reporting again?
 
2014-03-31 05:47:11 PM  
So what we have is a report of someone carrying a rifle somewhere near Baltimore?
 
2014-03-31 05:47:18 PM  
The Baltimore County Police said that officers had responded to a report of a person on the campus with a "long gun."

what a long gun might look like

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-31 05:47:51 PM  
1basil1.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-31 05:48:05 PM  
Somebody was over heard talking about a nougat recipe, which contains the letters to spell the word "gun"

The logical response:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-31 05:50:14 PM  
Has a good guy with a gun stopped him yet?
 
2014-03-31 05:52:20 PM  
Oh thank goodness, it wasn't a gun after all.  It was a gub.
 
2014-03-31 05:54:05 PM  

SquiggsIN: gja: scottydoesntknow: gja: markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..

Is it really that bad?

/honestly curious

With a crime rate of 61 per one thousand residents, Baltimore has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very largest cities. One's chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime here is one in 16. Within Maryland, more than 97% of the communities have a lower crime rate than Baltimore.In fact, after researching dangerous places to live, NeighborhoodScout found Baltimore to be one of the top 100 most dangerous cities in the U.S.A.

Ooofah. That's some depressing stats right there. Now I am gonna look at which city takes top (lowest?) honors?

Provo, Utah perhaps?  It's half full of missionaries/BYU students


Actually, you may not be far off. It's not even really the missionaries/BYU students thing as much as it really DOES have that sleepy small town feel, even though it's decent sized. I mean, for God's sake, this is where the farking OSMOND family is from.

Just too farking uptight for me. I'm like 3 miles into Utah County and it's almost too much. :-) Pretty little city, though.
 
2014-03-31 05:55:13 PM  

HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL

[s2.quickmeme.com image 287x192]

Why does he look like he's pooping?

[i.imgur.com image 262x175]


You eat pieces of shiat for breakfast???
 
2014-03-31 05:56:38 PM  

CoolHandLucas: Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.


Holy carp! Those guys are taking leaks! Arrest them for indecent exposure.
 
2014-03-31 05:59:04 PM  
$5 says that it was a black guy, wearing a hat; with the weapon being an umbrella.
 
2014-03-31 05:59:29 PM  
Baltimore County is Baltimore as far as the rest of the world knows.
 
2014-03-31 06:00:33 PM  

buckeyebrain: HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL

[s2.quickmeme.com image 287x192]

Why does he look like he's pooping?

[i.imgur.com image 262x175]

You eat pieces of shiat for breakfast???


memecrunch.com
 
2014-03-31 06:02:35 PM  

Billy Liar: Oh thank goodness, it wasn't a gun after all.  It was a gub.


The Moops!
 
2014-03-31 06:03:14 PM  
Man, anybody who thinks "Happy Gilmore" before they think "Hoosiers" has crappy taste in movies.

www.mbird.com
 
2014-03-31 06:03:58 PM  
A pellet gun with a scope. Probably an assault pellet gun.
 
2014-03-31 06:05:09 PM  
CoolHandLucas:
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.

Looks like some kind of weird MAK 90 Stock.
 
2014-03-31 06:06:52 PM  
If thats even a gun, lol.
 
2014-03-31 06:08:15 PM  

gja: markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..

Is it really that bad?

/honestly curious


Yes. Like someone said upthread, The Wire might as well be a documentary. I think it's also starting to be used as a strategy guide, for all the wrong reasons.
 
2014-03-31 06:10:45 PM  

HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL

[s2.quickmeme.com image 287x192]

Why does he look like he's pooping?

[i.imgur.com image 262x175]


That pic reminds me of ass pennies.

YOU'VE ALL HANDLED MY ASS PENNIES!
 
2014-03-31 06:12:34 PM  

LazyMedia: Man, anybody who thinks "Happy Gilmore" before they think "Hoosiers" has crappy taste in movies.

[www.mbird.com image 388x319]


Did Hoosiers have a the palest non-albino kid ever filmed? I don't think so.
 
2014-03-31 06:15:15 PM  

LazyMedia: Man, anybody who thinks "Happy Gilmore" before they think "Hoosiers" has crappy taste in movies.

[www.mbird.com image 388x319]


What about Marky Mark????
 
2014-03-31 06:15:17 PM  
Ch11 news just now, 2 students had a pellet rifle. OH MY GOD!!!!

Just hide your head in the sand like an ostrich, that's what we've come to.

And yes Baltimore has some pretty bad numbers, calmed down a tad but there have been a few times with 3-4 shootings in a night. Was on a pace to surpass last year then the Winter snows set in. All in the usual areas and none with a dreaded "Assault Rifle".
 
2014-03-31 06:18:28 PM  

buckeyebrain: HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL

[s2.quickmeme.com image 287x192]

Why does he look like he's pooping?

[i.imgur.com image 262x175]

You eat pieces of shiat for breakfast???


Baltimore..................ftw!


Thanks, O'Malley!
 
2014-03-31 06:19:18 PM  
i798.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-31 06:21:00 PM  
No gun, no shots fired...non story. Of course they splash it all over like 100 people have been shot.
 
2014-03-31 06:22:37 PM  

LazyMedia: Man, anybody who thinks "Happy Gilmore" before they think "Hoosiers" has crappy taste in movies.

[www.mbird.com image 388x319]


Hoosiers was terrible.  The only funny part was when Dennis Hopper got drunk.
 
2014-03-31 06:23:23 PM  
you in 'murica now, boy!


in other news, it's been reported that there is snow at the north pole.  details at 11.
 
2014-03-31 06:23:45 PM  
That campus is like 5 miles from me give or take. I certainly don't consider myself in Baltimore.
 
2014-03-31 06:25:57 PM  
I find it amusing (in a sad, pathetic way) that the economy goes to sh*t because bankers don't have enough money(08/09 fiasco), and the Nation feeds everything to the Pigs at the top, while all but ignoring the bottom 80%.

THEN,

shootings go up year by year!!    whoda' thunk!


as if there is no connection at all, according to the "news".


oh, the irony.
 
2014-03-31 06:27:43 PM  
steeshes.files.wordpress.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2014-03-31 06:28:28 PM  

Linux_Yes: I find it amusing (in a sad, pathetic way) that the economy goes to sh*t because bankers don't have enough money(08/09 fiasco), and the Nation feeds everything to the Pigs at the top, while all but ignoring the bottom 80%.

THEN,

shootings go up year by year!!    whoda' thunk!


as if there is no connection at all, according to the "news".


oh, the irony.


Except they've fallen 50% over the last 20 years.  It's just the weak minded idiots who seem to think there's an epidemic going on and eschew the other things you've mentioned because they are difficult to solve.
 
2014-03-31 06:29:38 PM  

Antidamascus: That campus is like 5 miles from me give or take. I certainly don't consider myself in Baltimore.


For purposes of teh Internets, you live in Baltimore. Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan area, if you want to get picky. It's like all those people from Kennesaw and Conyers who live in "Atlanta."

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-31 06:31:33 PM  
What's new in Baltimore?

I can't believe I got to post that twice in one day.

Is there a Baltimore trifecta in play?
 
2014-03-31 06:33:43 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: No gun, no shots fired...non story. Of course they splash it all over like 100 people have been shot.


You can't have a police state without paranoia
 
2014-03-31 06:41:37 PM  

scottydoesntknow: gja: markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..

Is it really that bad?

/honestly curious

With a crime rate of 61 per one thousand residents, Baltimore has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very largest cities. One's chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime here is one in 16. Within Maryland, more than 97% of the communities have a lower crime rate than Baltimore.In fact, after researching dangerous places to live, NeighborhoodScout found Baltimore to be one of the top 100 most dangerous cities in the U.S.A.


This is true on the face, but when you look at a breakdown of the crime there, something like 90% of the homicide is centered in poor, drug-riddled sections of the city where most residents know not to go.  Baltimore is actually a pretty safe town as long as you're not a black male aged 18-35.  Also, violent crime fell almost 50% from the early 90s to the 2010s.
 
2014-03-31 06:44:52 PM  
Okay, 1st, it was in a suburb of B-more.  It's a good 30 minutes at least from the DMZ, aka, the Hood.  Second, this wasn't the city police responding.  If it was the city police, the university would have been a free fire zone.  This was the county police who are slightly more professional about it.  Lastly, I believe that everything has settled down.  There was no gun, there was no shooter, and as usual someone panicked.  With this in mind, I'd like to announce that I too feel the urge to compete with the hoodites for the biggest gun on the block.  I'm in the market for one of these:
img.fark.net
New or used.  If those aren't available, I'll settle for a used A-10.
 
2014-03-31 06:45:30 PM  
www.bbspot.com
 
2014-03-31 06:45:54 PM  

CoolHandLucas: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x532]
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.


Why it's all floppy. Like a long sock.
 
2014-03-31 06:51:32 PM  
edge.ilpvideo.com
That wasn't no attempt murder. I shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all.
 
2014-03-31 06:58:55 PM  
Came in for Shooter McGavin. Was not disappointed.
 
2014-03-31 07:00:53 PM  
How did a gunman from the article become a shooter in this headline?  Subby's delicate handling of the facts again, I see.  Nice jorb.
 
2014-03-31 07:04:33 PM  

bobothemagnificent: It's a good 30 minutes at least from the DMZ, aka, the Hood.


The thing about Baltimore is, there isn't just one "Hood".  There are many, many "Hood"s interspersed with good neighborhoods all throughout the city.  You can live in a gorgeous area with vibrant commerce and fantastic restaurants, but no matter where it is, you're never more than 5 or six blocks from some Wire-type shiat.  Everyone knows it, and just avoids those areas.
 
2014-03-31 07:06:31 PM  
A friend of mine goes to that campus, and says it turned out to be two kids in the woods with BB guns. He also said he's glad the school reacted like they did.
 
2014-03-31 07:07:34 PM  
Yawn.  Big deal.  We got lots of 'em.
 
2014-03-31 07:08:46 PM  

CoolHandLucas: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x532]
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.


It's a perfectly acceptable tactic to disguise your long supergun as a guardrail, so the inspectors will overlook it.
 
2014-03-31 07:09:21 PM  
It's a pellet gun.

img.fark.net

www.pyramydair.com
 
2014-03-31 07:11:40 PM  

baltimoreblonde: A friend of mine goes to that campus, and says it turned out to be two kids in the woods with BB guns. He also said he's glad the school reacted like they did.


That's more pathetic and scary than the story.
 
2014-03-31 07:12:26 PM  
It's a shame no one died in this shooting so that gun control politicians could use this as an opportunity to make a fortune running guns from Muslim terrorists to American gangbangers.
 
2014-03-31 07:15:24 PM  
Once again, for the intellectually challenged: Person with a gun =/= gunman.  If shots have not been fired, then there is no active shooter either.  Not even a shooter.  Gawd DAMN people.
 
2014-03-31 07:38:48 PM  

Doom MD: It's a shame no one died in this shooting so that gun control politicians could use this as an opportunity to make a fortune running guns from Muslim terrorists to American gangbangers.


This is MARYLAND we're talking about.  This will get BB guns, knives, plastic eating utensils, slingshots, water pistols, hoses, bow and arrows, swords, rocks, rubber bands, flicking boogies, and anything else resembling violence banned.  Never let a good crisis go to waste.
 
2014-03-31 08:01:28 PM  

bobothemagnificent: Okay, 1st, it was in a suburb of B-more.  It's a good 30 minutes at least from the DMZ, aka, the Hood.  Second, this wasn't the city police responding.  If it was the city police, the university would have been a free fire zone.  This was the county police who are slightly more professional about it.  Lastly, I believe that everything has settled down.  There was no gun, there was no shooter, and as usual someone panicked.  With this in mind, I'd like to announce that I too feel the urge to compete with the hoodites for the biggest gun on the block.  I'm in the market for one of these:

New or used.  If those aren't available, I'll settle for a used A-10.


Head over to Martin State airport. They have a few A-10's they might want to unload for a few bones.

My dad used to jump out of the non-Spectre version of the C-130

/csb
 
2014-03-31 08:03:45 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Unavailable for comment.


Of course he is unavailable for comment. His speech patterns are limited to "eegah", "shtemlo" and various grunts.
 
2014-03-31 08:40:19 PM  

tkrispin: bobothemagnificent: Okay, 1st, it was in a suburb of B-more.  It's a good 30 minutes at least from the DMZ, aka, the Hood.  Second, this wasn't the city police responding.  If it was the city police, the university would have been a free fire zone.  This was the county police who are slightly more professional about it.  Lastly, I believe that everything has settled down.  There was no gun, there was no shooter, and as usual someone panicked.  With this in mind, I'd like to announce that I too feel the urge to compete with the hoodites for the biggest gun on the block.  I'm in the market for one of these:

New or used.  If those aren't available, I'll settle for a used A-10.

Head over to Martin State airport. They have a few A-10's they might want to unload for a few bones.

My dad used to jump out of the non-Spectre version of the C-130

/csb


Yeah, I've got a friend who works for Lockheed over there.  Since they are getting rid of them, I imagine I could purchase one for a few bones.
 
2014-03-31 09:08:09 PM  
Gettin' real sick of your shiat, Omar.
 
2014-03-31 09:12:48 PM  

AngryDragon: baltimoreblonde: A friend of mine goes to that campus, and says it turned out to be two kids in the woods with BB guns. He also said he's glad the school reacted like they did.

That's more pathetic and scary than the story.


He meant the messages telling everyone to shelter in place until they knew what was really going on.
 
2014-03-31 09:19:41 PM  

bobothemagnificent: Doom MD: It's a shame no one died in this shooting so that gun control politicians could use this as an opportunity to make a fortune running guns from Muslim terrorists to American gangbangers.

This is MARYLAND we're talking about.  This will get BB guns, knives, plastic eating utensils, slingshots, water pistols, hoses, bow and arrows, swords, rocks, rubber bands, flicking boogies, and anything else resembling violence banned.  Never let a good crisis go to waste.


The next legislative session will target sternly written letters unless composed by an attorney and "typed" on law firm stationery.

thanks, Mike Busch
 
2014-03-31 09:40:20 PM  

baltimoreblonde: AngryDragon: baltimoreblonde: A friend of mine goes to that campus, and says it turned out to be two kids in the woods with BB guns. He also said he's glad the school reacted like they did.

That's more pathetic and scary than the story.

He meant the messages telling everyone to shelter in place until they knew what was really going on.


Exactly
 
2014-03-31 10:00:42 PM  

CoolHandLucas: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x532]
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.



They've apprehended the Master Chief.
 
2014-03-31 10:34:53 PM  

budrojr: Once again, for the intellectually challenged: Person with a gun =/= gunman.  If shots have not been fired, then there is no active shooter either.  Not even a shooter.  Gawd DAMN people.


No that it'll stop the cops from shooting the shiat out of a random vehicle and perhaps a dog or two
 
2014-04-01 12:16:09 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: [steeshes.files.wordpress.com image 370x400]

Unavailable for comment.


His grill speaks for itself

content9.flixster.com
 
2014-04-01 12:50:10 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: [steeshes.files.wordpress.com image 370x400]

Unavailable for comment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk&list=PL9A9AC4321245A79C
 
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