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(Yahoo)   Shooter reported in Baltimore   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 110
    More: Obvious, Maryland's Stevenson University, Baltimore, Owings Mills, Baltimore County Police, shelter in place  
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2014-03-31 03:47:31 PM  
Someone shooting a gun in Baltimore?

images.sodahead.com
 
2014-03-31 03:47:47 PM  
Near Baltimore. NW, off the Beltway.

Getting around between 83 and 70 will be a nightmare.
 
2014-03-31 03:53:42 PM  
cdn.iclanwebsites.com
 
2014-03-31 04:07:18 PM  
That's a first.
 
2014-03-31 04:14:39 PM  
What's he reporting on?
 
2014-03-31 04:15:32 PM  
i29.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-31 04:17:22 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-31 04:26:36 PM  
days since last school shooting - 0
 
2014-03-31 04:31:06 PM  

bongmiester: days since last school shooting - 0


Slow down there Sparky. Shots haven't been fired so clock does not reset.
 
2014-03-31 04:35:51 PM  
Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.
 
2014-03-31 04:45:10 PM  

ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.


media1.giphy.com
 
2014-03-31 04:48:12 PM  

HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

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LOL
 
2014-03-31 04:51:25 PM  

ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL


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2014-03-31 04:54:24 PM  

HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL

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Why does he look like he's pooping?
 
2014-03-31 05:02:38 PM  

ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL

[s2.quickmeme.com image 287x192]

Why does he look like he's pooping?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-31 05:06:28 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-31 05:07:53 PM  

HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: HawgWild: ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.

[media1.giphy.com image 242x200]

LOL

[s2.quickmeme.com image 287x192]

Why does he look like he's pooping?

[i.imgur.com image 262x175]


That is *not* my poop face.
 
2014-03-31 05:21:22 PM  
www.after5catalog.com
 
2014-03-31 05:23:55 PM  
Ravens free agency?
 
2014-03-31 05:24:07 PM  
Don't shots need to be fired for the person to be considered a shooter?
 
2014-03-31 05:25:25 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Don't shots need to be fired for the person to be considered a shooter?


Don't think.  Shelter in place.
 
2014-03-31 05:26:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Don't shots need to be fired for the person to be considered a shooter?


i1.cdnds.net

Nope
 
2014-03-31 05:26:47 PM  
Here's a free map for you, tardmitter:


www2.iath.virginia.edu
 
2014-03-31 05:27:24 PM  
Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 05:29:25 PM  

markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..


Is it really that bad?

/honestly curious
 
2014-03-31 05:29:52 PM  
You're going to have to be more specific, subby.
 
2014-03-31 05:31:14 PM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 300x300]


Damn you for beating me to it.

markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..


Excuse me, but I'm from Baltimore. How dare you suggest that Baltimore, aka Charm City is breeding ground for violence, crime and ignorance.....we also have an aquarium. So there.

/To you, the Wire is a fictional story. To us, it's a documentary.
 
2014-03-31 05:31:16 PM  

gja: markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..

Is it really that bad?

/honestly curious


With a crime rate of 61 per one thousand residents, Baltimore has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very largest cities. One's chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime here is one in 16. Within Maryland, more than 97% of the communities have a lower crime rate than Baltimore.In fact, after researching dangerous places to live, NeighborhoodScout found Baltimore to be one of the top 100 most dangerous cities in the U.S.A.
 
2014-03-31 05:31:23 PM  
Only one, subbie?
 
2014-03-31 05:33:15 PM  
You come at the king you best not miss.
 
2014-03-31 05:33:46 PM  
Is it even possible to have an "active shooter" if they haven't shot?
 
2014-03-31 05:33:50 PM  
Odds are it's a guy carrying a Glock AR-47 tactical ghost umbrella with scary black accessory death machine parts and 100 cop killer magazine clips
 
2014-03-31 05:34:05 PM  
Any word on what kind of long gun it was?
 
2014-03-31 05:34:17 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.
 
2014-03-31 05:34:53 PM  
All the girls call him long gun.
 
2014-03-31 05:35:41 PM  

CoolHandLucas: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x532]
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.


It's looking a little limp. Maybe it shots its load and needs time to recuperate.
 
2014-03-31 05:36:02 PM  

CoolHandLucas: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x532]
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.


Ask and ye shall receive.
Is that a break barrel pellet gun?
 
2014-03-31 05:36:41 PM  
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!
 
2014-03-31 05:36:50 PM  
thebostonjam.files.wordpress.com

Can't believe no one has posted this.
 
2014-03-31 05:37:20 PM  

CruJones: Is it even possible to have an "active shooter" if they haven't shot?


Maybe the shooter lives a rich life - hiking, windsurfing, kayaking, biathlons, that sort of thing?
 
2014-03-31 05:37:51 PM  

CoolHandLucas: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x532]
Somebody tell me what's wrong with the "long gun" in this photo.


I think it's for shooting around corners... Or at least directly below you. Seriously though, is it a pump BB gun or something?

Whatever this is, I bet that the story is going to come out that this thing never left the truck, and someone called it in like the owner was storming the beach at Normandy.
 
2014-03-31 05:39:21 PM  
I thought that was stabber, oh wait he retired last year.
 
2014-03-31 05:39:55 PM  
Somebody should post that Shooter guy.
 
2014-03-31 05:40:17 PM  

SWOne: Ravens free agency?


Either you are very familiar with the neighborhood or lucky guess.
 
2014-03-31 05:40:56 PM  
i436.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-31 05:41:25 PM  

ginandbacon: Not a shooter and not in Baltimore...job well done, Subby.


[holsters my Newton 26 round emotional cannon with eulogy quote scope]
 
2014-03-31 05:42:21 PM  
...and his name is Nelson Cruz.  Earlier reports identified him as Grady Sizemore.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 05:43:25 PM  

scottydoesntknow: gja: markie_farkie: Baltimore NOT going through a day where there's a shooter running around would be more newsworthy..

Is it really that bad?

/honestly curious

With a crime rate of 61 per one thousand residents, Baltimore has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very largest cities. One's chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime here is one in 16. Within Maryland, more than 97% of the communities have a lower crime rate than Baltimore.In fact, after researching dangerous places to live, NeighborhoodScout found Baltimore to be one of the top 100 most dangerous cities in the U.S.A.


Ooofah. That's some depressing stats right there. Now I am gonna look at which city takes top (lowest?) honors?
 
2014-03-31 05:44:14 PM  
Rain in the forecast? Umbrella reporting again?
 
2014-03-31 05:47:11 PM  
So what we have is a report of someone carrying a rifle somewhere near Baltimore?
 
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