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(KPTV Portland)   What light through yonder windshield breaks   (kptv.com ) divider line
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2014-03-31 03:07:31 PM  
Well done, subs.
 
2014-03-31 04:01:28 PM  
I especially liked the part about constantly being revised and updated. Good stuff.
 
2014-03-31 04:05:12 PM  
lolwut ?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 04:09:19 PM  
Apparently all instances of the article have been wiped from the internet. "The page you requested is currently unavailable. Pages on this site are constantly being revised, updated, and occasionally removed. You may have followed an outdated link or have outdated pages in your browser cache."

Same message on several sites that Google says had the article.
 
2014-03-31 06:01:52 PM  
Nice headline, subs!

I was just able to load it, ZAZ.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-31 06:04:02 PM  
Excellent context headline, submitter.
 
2014-03-31 06:07:01 PM  
Bravo for the headline subby lol
 
2014-03-31 06:07:22 PM  
Context HOTY maybe?
 
2014-03-31 06:11:18 PM  
STOP!!!
 
2014-03-31 06:11:29 PM  
It's a spaceship
 
2014-03-31 06:11:40 PM  
Well played Subby.
 
2014-03-31 06:12:25 PM  
It is a red and forsooth it doth flash right in mine eyes.

/nice headline subby.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 06:14:19 PM  
Gig103

I sent the admins a working link.
 
2014-03-31 06:15:30 PM  
Must have been a drop light.
 
2014-03-31 06:18:33 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-31 06:19:29 PM  
I wonder if they are going to total the car, I mean the cost of replacing the drivers seat alone....
 
2014-03-31 06:21:56 PM  
Someone's getting a new car!
 
2014-03-31 06:22:51 PM  
Was driving along one winter years ago and a transformer on a pole literally exploded as we were going by. Showered the vehicle with sparks; we were initially blinded by the flash and afterwards had trouble seeing...until we realized the lights in the neighbourhood were out because of it.

/doesn't really compare to a traffic signal falling through your windscreen tho
 
2014-03-31 06:27:50 PM  
We continue to ask the DOT questions about how something like this could happen. When we get those answers we'll let you know.

Physics? A bolt not tightened down enough? Christ, I'm pretty sure Newton already answered "how something like this could happen".
 
2014-03-31 06:36:18 PM  

a particular individual: Well done, subs.


Yeah, I don't often praise headlines, but this one deserves it.  I wish I had thought of it.
 
2014-03-31 06:37:29 PM  
It's not a streetlight?
 
2014-03-31 06:41:53 PM  
Something is rotten in the State of South Carolina.
 
2014-03-31 07:01:24 PM  

That Guy Jeff: We continue to ask the DOT questions about how something like this could happen. When we get those answers we'll let you know.

Physics? A bolt not tightened down enough? Christ, I'm pretty sure Newton already answered "how something like this could happen".


Mind your blasphemy, heathen science worshipper! This is South Carolina - the only Newton they know is Cam.
 
Biv
2014-03-31 07:11:41 PM  
Brilliant subs.
 
2014-03-31 07:25:54 PM  
replygif.net

I LOL'd.  Good jerb subby.
 
2014-03-31 07:52:51 PM  

Pribar: I wonder if they are going to total the car, I mean the cost of replacing the drivers seat alone....


Subtle.  Almost as good as subby's headline.

Almost.
 
2014-03-31 07:54:21 PM  
Well this is great.  Whenever I'm forced to come to a stop beneath a big ol' dangling stoplight, I always have this irrational fear that it's going to snap off and fall on my car.

And now it's a little less irrational.
 
2014-03-31 08:23:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-31 08:49:28 PM  
HOTY? That is the question....
 
2014-03-31 09:14:41 PM  
Someone please tell me it was owned by one of those red light camera company's.
 
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