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(International Business Times)   Bradley Cooper's supermodel girlfriend dumped him because he wanted sexy time with Renee Zellweger   (ibtimes.com) divider line 78
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2014-03-31 03:21:38 PM  
Chicago Renee Zellwegar or Bridget Jones Renee Zellwegar?


love me some Chicago Renee Zellwegar
 
2014-03-31 03:42:19 PM  
I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.
 
2014-03-31 03:54:48 PM  
Or if the rumors are true it is more likely Brad is dropping Suki as his beard because Renee is willing to do it for cheap because her career needs a boost while Suki is likely charging an arm and a leg
 
2014-03-31 04:07:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.


Her face.
 
2014-03-31 04:57:27 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.


I hated her at 'hello.'
 
2014-03-31 04:57:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-31 05:01:08 PM  

devilEther: [img.fark.net image 341x243]


Even when she smiles it looks like she's trying to hold in a fart.
 
2014-03-31 05:03:11 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

She is a supermodel? She looks like Bieber with a wig.
 
2014-03-31 05:08:38 PM  
As seen in the Takei twitter feed...

Minnie Driver should marry him. Hyphenate, and put his name first.
 
2014-03-31 05:09:21 PM  
Upgrade. If that's what passes for a supermodel these days then we are surely doomed.
 
2014-03-31 05:09:41 PM  

haemaker: As seen in the Takei twitter feed...

Minnie Driver should marry him. Hyphenate, and put his name first.


That's so stupid.

/and I definitely laughed
 
2014-03-31 05:10:54 PM  

Atomic Spunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x570]

She is a supermodel? She looks like Bieber with a wig.



She looks like she's twelve.
/Bradley, why don't you have a seat right over... there.

i54.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-31 05:13:15 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.


Is it her clenched arsehole of a face? Her voice like zinc-deficient nails across a chalkboard? Her rodent eyes? Her expressions that range from "mildly retarded" to "Martha Stewart during a prolapse"?

I think it's important to know.
 
2014-03-31 05:17:14 PM  

Valiente: scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.

Is it her clenched arsehole of a face? Her voice like zinc-deficient nails across a chalkboard? Her rodent eyes? Her expressions that range from "mildly retarded" to "Martha Stewart during a prolapse"?

I think it's important to know.


It's gonna have to be D) All of the above.

/And thanks for putting into words what I could not
 
2014-03-31 05:18:52 PM  

Valiente: scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.

Is it her clenched arsehole of a face? Her voice like zinc-deficient nails across a chalkboard? Her rodent eyes? Her expressions that range from "mildly retarded" to "Martha Stewart during a prolapse"?

I think it's important to know.


I just thought it was her bad skin, bad body, and bad acting.

She's like a professional beard at this point, right?  I didn't know Cooper had been married to Jennifer Esposito.  Huh, four months.  http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-bradley-cooper-ga y -bombshell
 
2014-03-31 05:19:35 PM  
What the hell? Did he want to see what it was going to be like to bang his current girlfriend in 2035?
 
2014-03-31 05:19:35 PM  
Wow, that's not a step down, that's a floor down.
 
2014-03-31 05:22:13 PM  
God, I hated Chasing Amy.
 
2014-03-31 05:24:53 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.


The bad plastic surgery?
 
2014-03-31 05:25:07 PM  
Let's be clear: Nurse Betty was OK, but mainly because God did a semi-bad guy role. I didn't see that musical, and she's been underwhelming in everything else I've seen with her in it. Every time she's on screen, I'm reminded of picking up my kid from daycare....she's got a face for serving strained peaches.
 
2014-03-31 05:39:38 PM  
Family Guy pretty much nailed it.  "more like this picnic is ruining our ants."
/cue Del Amitri "roll to me"
 
2014-03-31 05:42:33 PM  
If only there were some other supermodels in the world that might think Bradley Cooper is attractive.
 
2014-03-31 05:43:32 PM  

Valiente: Let's be clear: Nurse Betty was OK, but mainly because God did a semi-bad guy role. I didn't see that musical, and she's been underwhelming in everything else I've seen with her in it. Every time she's on screen, I'm reminded of picking up my kid from daycare....she's got a face for serving strained peaches.


She's good in Cold Mountain.
 
2014-03-31 05:47:46 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Valiente: Let's be clear: Nurse Betty was OK, but mainly because God did a semi-bad guy role. I didn't see that musical, and she's been underwhelming in everything else I've seen with her in it. Every time she's on screen, I'm reminded of picking up my kid from daycare....she's got a face for serving strained peaches.

She's good in Cold Mountain.


I think that movie was much better than most people think

Ride with the Devil was too.
 
2014-03-31 05:48:05 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Chicago Renee Zellwegar or Bridget Jones Renee Zellwegar?


love me some Chicago Renee Zellwegar


Does it even matter? She's very ordinary, and Bradley Cooper is arguably one of the hottest men in Hollywood right now. He should be pulling top shelf Wagyu Beef, but instead he's going for a Ribeye?
 
2014-03-31 05:48:25 PM  

BigLuca: God, I hated Chasing Amy.


That was Joey Lauren Adams. Renee Zellweger was in Empire Records.

Also, FTA:

"Vote! Who is a better match for Bradley Cooper?"

How about: I don't know any of those people so I really can't make any sort of informed opinion, now can I? Hell, I don't even know which women are best for me half the time. How about I focus on that before I become Brad's matchmaker?
 
2014-03-31 05:57:22 PM  
fark you and your autoplay audio/video  cocksuckmitter.
 
2014-03-31 05:59:04 PM  
jeez, maybe he likes her?

Renee's an attractive lady. She's certainly one of the more glamorous movie stars.
Maybe she's nice, you know, up close in three dimensions...

/y'all studmen with high standards
//sharp eyes?
 
2014-03-31 06:00:05 PM  

Car_Ramrod: BigLuca:

"Vote! Who is a better match for Bradley Cooper?"

How about: I don't know any of those people so I really can't make any sort of informed opinion, now can I? Hell, I don't even know which women are best for me half the time. How about I focus on that before I become Brad's matchmaker?


Because.  When you find yourself at some Hollywood shindig and you've got actresses of various descriptions and competence all shoving their mugs and their boobs in your face at once, you've gotta know like it's your second nature which ones "you'd do" and which ones "you'd pass on".  Otherwise, that town's gonna eat you alive.
B^D
 
2014-03-31 06:00:50 PM  
(Quagmire is trying to think up things so he doesn't get aroused.)
Quagmire: Oh oh, oh god, oh god, dead kittens, dead kittens, uh, old nuns, uh, really old nuns, uh Renée Zellweger  (sigh of relief ) ahh, there we go.
 
2014-03-31 06:02:42 PM  
FTA "Cooper and Zellweger first met on the set of the thriller "Case 39" in 2006. The duo, who began officially dating six years after the film's release, called it quits in 2011."

Case 39 was shot in 2006, but was released in 2009.

So they began dating in 2015, but called it quits in 2011?
 
2014-03-31 06:03:57 PM  

Valiente: scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.

Is it her clenched arsehole of a face? Her voice like zinc-deficient nails across a chalkboard? Her rodent eyes? Her expressions that range from "mildly retarded" to "Martha Stewart during a prolapse"?

I think it's important to know.


Why'd you have to drag Martha Stewart into this? Unlike Zellweger, there was a time when Martha Stewart was hot. Hell, given her age, she's still pretty damn hot.
 
2014-03-31 06:13:26 PM  
What I think we can all agree on here is that at least George Clooney had the decency to move on to younger beards.  It's the right thing to do.
 
2014-03-31 06:13:55 PM  

whosits_112: Atomic Spunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x570]

She is a supermodel? She looks like Bieber with a wig.


She looks like she's twelve.
/Bradley, why don't you have a seat right over... there.


Um, won't be necessary.

See NuttierThanEver's post. It's more than a rumor.

/nttawwt
//don't understand bearding in this day and age tho
 
2014-03-31 06:30:42 PM  

Far Cough: What I think we can all agree on here is that at least George Clooney had the decency to move on to younger beards.  It's the right thing to do.


I think Clooney is actually banging his steady stream of younger chicks. Bradley Cooper probably just realized that if you're going to have a beard, you might as well find one with a personality who you'd like to be around. Hanging out with a 22 year old model who you aren't even interested in banging probably gets tiresome really fast.
 
2014-03-31 06:31:07 PM  
Guess I'll be sharp knees guy and say the thought of those two farking has killed my boner forever. Gross on both counts.
 
2014-03-31 06:32:28 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Valiente: Let's be clear: Nurse Betty was OK, but mainly because God did a semi-bad guy role. I didn't see that musical, and she's been underwhelming in everything else I've seen with her in it. Every time she's on screen, I'm reminded of picking up my kid from daycare....she's got a face for serving strained peaches.

She's good in Cold Mountain.


I'll take your word for it.
 
2014-03-31 06:37:22 PM  
Bradley who ?
 
2014-03-31 06:39:40 PM  

LectertheChef: Valiente: scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.

Is it her clenched arsehole of a face? Her voice like zinc-deficient nails across a chalkboard? Her rodent eyes? Her expressions that range from "mildly retarded" to "Martha Stewart during a prolapse"?

I think it's important to know.

Why'd you have to drag Martha Stewart into this? Unlike Zellweger, there was a time when Martha Stewart was hot. Hell, given her age, she's still pretty damn hot.


A lot of people used to be hot. Kirstie Alley used to be hot. Melanie Griffith, too...

i.dailymail.co.uk

Then again...

images.askmen.com
 
2014-03-31 06:44:36 PM  

LectertheChef: Valiente: scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.

Is it her clenched arsehole of a face? Her voice like zinc-deficient nails across a chalkboard? Her rodent eyes? Her expressions that range from "mildly retarded" to "Martha Stewart during a prolapse"?

I think it's important to know.

Why'd you have to drag Martha Stewart into this? Unlike Zellweger, there was a time when Martha Stewart was hot. Hell, given her age, she's still pretty damn hot.


Good lord.
 
2014-03-31 06:47:33 PM  
TrainingWheelsNeeded:

She's good in Cold Mountain.

Link
 
2014-03-31 06:50:52 PM  

Valiente: LectertheChef: Valiente: scottydoesntknow:
Then again...

[images.askmen.com image 410x410]


imageshack.us www.movieactors.com
 
2014-03-31 06:51:26 PM  

RottenEggs: Bradley who ?


Ask Jorn Tromolto.

a.fod4.com
 
2014-03-31 06:56:52 PM  

Mr.Poops: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Chicago Renee Zellwegar or Bridget Jones Renee Zellwegar?


love me some Chicago Renee Zellwegar

Does it even matter? She's very ordinary, and Bradley Cooper is arguably one of the hottest men in Hollywood right now. He should be pulling top shelf Wagyu Beef, but instead he's going for a Ribeye?


What the fark is wrong with a ribeye steak? finley marbled texture, grills nice..  Know your meat dammit! She's at best a cheap top sirloin from a hard-worked steer
 
2014-03-31 07:10:27 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Valiente: scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.

Is it her clenched arsehole of a face? Her voice like zinc-deficient nails across a chalkboard? Her rodent eyes? Her expressions that range from "mildly retarded" to "Martha Stewart during a prolapse"?

I think it's important to know.

It's gonna have to be D) All of the above.

/And thanks for putting into words what I could not


Yes. I was going to post something similar, but there's no way it would have matched this truthful brilliance.
 
2014-03-31 07:34:43 PM  

xenomorpheus: Mr.Poops: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Chicago Renee Zellwegar or Bridget Jones Renee Zellwegar?


love me some Chicago Renee Zellwegar

Does it even matter? She's very ordinary, and Bradley Cooper is arguably one of the hottest men in Hollywood right now. He should be pulling top shelf Wagyu Beef, but instead he's going for a Ribeye?

What the fark is wrong with a ribeye steak? finley marbled texture, grills nice..  Know your meat dammit! She's at best a cheap top sirloin from a hard-worked steer


Or a Salisbury steak TV dinner with the mash potatoes and mixed vegetables running over the partition.
 
2014-03-31 07:47:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.


Renee Zellweger is who I think about when I need to make an inconvenient erection go away.
 
2014-03-31 07:55:42 PM  

Valiente: LectertheChef: Valiente: scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.

Is it her clenched arsehole of a face? Her voice like zinc-deficient nails across a chalkboard? Her rodent eyes? Her expressions that range from "mildly retarded" to "Martha Stewart during a prolapse"?

I think it's important to know.

Why'd you have to drag Martha Stewart into this? Unlike Zellweger, there was a time when Martha Stewart was hot. Hell, given her age, she's still pretty damn hot.

A lot of people used to be hot. Kirstie Alley used to be hot. Melanie Griffith, too...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x817]

Then again...

[images.askmen.com image 410x410]


Martha Stewart is older than all those women, and has aged a lot more nicely.
 
2014-03-31 08:00:29 PM  

zvoidx: Valiente: LectertheChef: Valiente: scottydoesntknow:
Then again...

[images.askmen.com image 410x410]

[imageshack.us image 720x480] [www.movieactors.com image 266x178]


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-31 08:44:08 PM  

Valiente: scottydoesntknow: I don't know what it is, but there's something about Renee that just completely turns me off.
Is it her clenched arsehole of a face? Her voice like zinc-deficient nails across a chalkboard? Her rodent eyes? Her expressions that range from "mildly retarded" to "Martha Stewart during a prolapse"?
I think it's important to know.


You guys are sooooo far behind. Renee's had something done. She doesn't even look like Renee Zellweger anymore.

s3.sidereel.com
 
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