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(NBC Philadelphia)   Older brother gives younger sister heroin to teach her how horrible heroin is. See? Isn't that horrible? Wait- why are you smiling? Why are you liking it? THIS IS NOT GOING WELL   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 110
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2014-03-31 12:40:39 PM  
Hey, everybody gives their kid sister a smack from time to time.
 
2014-03-31 01:18:41 PM  
"Now sis I'm going to show you why incest is very bad for you."
 
2014-03-31 01:20:34 PM  
Wait, that's not how you play Horse?
 
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2014-03-31 01:56:37 PM  
Not that it really needs to be said, but, heroin is bad news.
 
2014-03-31 03:09:15 PM  
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2014-03-31 03:10:27 PM  
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2014-03-31 03:11:37 PM  

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2014-03-31 03:13:18 PM  
'Don't worry sis...I'll wipe you ass after you shiat yourself.'
 
2014-03-31 03:15:59 PM  

alyssa7895: "Now sis I'm going to show you why incest is very bad for you."


Well that sure didn't take long....
 
2014-03-31 03:16:24 PM  
In other news, I don't think I've seen "high" put in quotes like that and used to describe a heroin rush in about thirty years.

Seriously, what is this, a Teach the Kids about Drugs PSA from my childhood?
 
GBB
2014-03-31 03:16:32 PM  
This is my sister...

This is my sister on heroin....

Any questions?
 
2014-03-31 03:17:55 PM  
"Get our of here Dewey, you don't want no part of this shiat!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnZh1fgk8wk
 
2014-03-31 03:18:15 PM  
Is her favorite heroin Wonder Woman?
 
2014-03-31 03:18:42 PM  
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2014-03-31 03:23:18 PM  
Brothers like this put the Hero in Heroin.  Thanks for keepin' me safe big BRO!
 
2014-03-31 03:24:07 PM  
Well, she did say "stick it in and make me feel good".  I would have went another way with it, but to each his own.
 
2014-03-31 03:24:14 PM  
"Don't call me a hero. Or for heroin"
 
2014-03-31 03:24:57 PM  
"I don't care where you are, this drug is available to everyone."


Good to know, useful information for younger folks who might be looking to try it.
 
2014-03-31 03:25:39 PM  
I really like opiates, but I understand they are dangerous.  There are 3 movies which should be ingrained in anyone's mind who is tempted by heroin.  Sid & Nancy, Trainspotting, and Drugstore Cowboy.

Anyone who can watch those movies and still wants to do heroin does so at their own peril.

And don't ever leave a hat on a bed - for reasons I'm not even sure of, but I'm pretty sure it's not a good idea.
 
2014-03-31 03:26:15 PM  

GBB: This is my sister...

This is my sister on heroin....

Any questions?


How much for an hour?
 
2014-03-31 03:27:00 PM  
I had morphine twenty years ago after bone surgery. I still want more morphine. (Never had it since.) Heroine is supposed to feel even better than morphine.

Big brother is not exactly a Brain Trust, is he?
 
2014-03-31 03:27:21 PM  

alyssa7895: "Now sis I'm going to show you why incest is very bad for you."


Obligatory: ah.. Zip.. The shiat I put up with.. Fap fap fap.

/ gross
 
2014-03-31 03:27:39 PM  
It's a little known fact, but drugs, especially the hard stuff like heroin, coke, speed and MDMA feel awesome.

like so good that you can't imagine why you didn't try them before, and you really want to do more, because it just makes you feel *THAT* good.


I mean, drugs feel FANTASTIC. it's a bit of a mystery that more people don't know this
 
2014-03-31 03:28:08 PM  

JRoo: "I don't care where you are, this drug is available to everyone."


Good to know, useful information for younger folks who might be looking to try it.


I consider myself to be a pretty smart guy but I don't think I could come up with some actual heroin in two days if I tried.

I would probably get robbed in the effort.
 
2014-03-31 03:28:11 PM  
All my older brother did for me was held me down and told me to stop hitting myself.
 
2014-03-31 03:28:30 PM  
A brother or another shouldn't be shooting sh*t into your sister, mister.
 
2014-03-31 03:28:39 PM  

NBProducer: We will keep track of whose comments we use and when you reach a certain threshold (five times, maybe) we will give you a small gift as a token of gratitude.


It seems to me that an particular individual being quoted multiple times is unlikely.
 
2014-03-31 03:28:46 PM  
Generally you get them hooked on the H and then get them to start turning tricks.
 
2014-03-31 03:29:12 PM  

degenerate-afro: GBB: This is my sister...

This is my sister on heroin....

Any questions?

How much for an hour?


I dunno, but it's only 15 bucks if she's on meth

montana.methproject.org

Plus, you get a sweet Lumberjack shirt, and that's okay.
 
2014-03-31 03:29:22 PM  

degenerate-afro: GBB: This is my sister...

This is my sister on heroin....

Any questions?

How much for an hour?


Do you have a "heroin to meth" calculator?

lolsnaps.com
 
2014-03-31 03:29:40 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: NBProducer: We will keep track of whose comments we use and when you reach a certain threshold (five times, maybe) we will give you a small gift as a token of gratitude.

It seems to me that ANY particular individual being quoted multiple times is unlikely.


/ftfm
 
2014-03-31 03:29:58 PM  
'Sis...don't worry. The dead baby crawling on the ceiling is not real.'
www.alimeghdadi.com
 
2014-03-31 03:30:01 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: NBProducer: We will keep track of whose comments we use and when you reach a certain threshold (five times, maybe) we will give you a small gift as a token of gratitude.

It seems to me that an particular individual being quoted multiple times is unlikely.


Maybe that spans different threads they choose to highlight?
 
2014-03-31 03:31:22 PM  
I had an older sister and she used to needle me all the time.
 
2014-03-31 03:31:48 PM  
might as well just post this now:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffr0opfm6I4&feature=kp

The is only one 'e' in "heroin".  The other one is some sort of heroic chick.

/I have made a very big decision
 
2014-03-31 03:32:20 PM  

degenerate-afro: GBB: This is my sister...

This is my sister on heroin....

Any questions?

How much for an hour?


Heroin.
 
2014-03-31 03:32:51 PM  

gfid: might as well just post this now:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffr0opfm6I4&feature=kp

The is only one 'e' in "heroin".  The other one is some sort of heroic chick.

/I have made a very big decision


So, it's okay if I want a faceful of Heroine?
 
2014-03-31 03:33:21 PM  
Heroin feels awesome, but screws up your life. Make it to 70, then go nuts.

content6.flixster.com
 
2014-03-31 03:34:02 PM  
Wait, isn't the real issue here is 32 and 14 year old siblings?
 
2014-03-31 03:34:41 PM  
It's 2014. How can people still fark up mobile sites?
 
2014-03-31 03:35:03 PM  

wildstarr: Wait, isn't the real issue here is 32 and 14 year old siblings?


Maybe he was a brother from a different mother?
 
2014-03-31 03:35:45 PM  

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I had to go double check, but Yes threadjacking is still listed as a no no in the posting guidelines
 
2014-03-31 03:37:23 PM  
On the plus side, she's already released her first grunge album.
 
2014-03-31 03:39:05 PM  
Yeah, that's right, Subby, heroin's a great time! Just ask Philip Seymour Hoffman! Oh wait...
 
2014-03-31 03:39:59 PM  
An albino I work with just was fired today for using in the boss's son's office, so I'm getting a kick out this story. RIP Snowball
 
2014-03-31 03:40:59 PM  
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Having a lemur tie a tourniquet isn't normal


But on heroin it is.
 
2014-03-31 03:41:04 PM  
People have described heroin as "It feels like God is petting you."
 
2014-03-31 03:43:37 PM  
FTFA: The girl was caught at school while "high" on the drug, according to investigators....

well then just find me "guilty"
And I'll do some "time"
That should payoff my "debt" to society

I have no point
 
2014-03-31 03:44:19 PM  
Smack Trifecta in play
 
2014-03-31 03:44:23 PM  
DNRTA but, she may have ben a user already and he was just scoring clean stuff for her.  Either way still bad.

/Junkie see, Junkie do.
//I learned it from watching you!
///Sticking needles in your arm is just a slow way of slashing your wrist.
 
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