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(Times Union)   Woman takes a wrong turn on the way to Downton Abbey, ends up spending two days at Wal-Mart drinking beer   (timesunion.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-31 12:19:19 PM
I'm surprised nobody's yet pointed out how hot she is.

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For 82 anyway.
 
2014-03-31 12:41:35 PM
I have to hand it to her, her plan was pretty flawless. As an unwashed, disheveled, drunken mess she would blend into the normal crowd and Wal-Mart and pass virtually undetected indefinitely. She could have been there for years living like that.
 
2014-03-31 01:13:32 PM
She was so cute when she was younger.

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2014-03-31 01:52:07 PM
 woman was found a sleep

A stonishing.
 
2014-03-31 01:52:14 PM

The One True TheDavid: I'm surprised nobody's yet pointed out how hot she is.

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For 82 anyway.


Thought part of the requirements is it needs to be a dailyfail article.
 
2014-03-31 01:53:51 PM
in article: She was charged with Petit larceny.
 
2014-03-31 01:53:52 PM
Well, if she drinks beer, at least she can move her arms unlike her oldest daughter.
 
2014-03-31 01:54:34 PM
ftsamfa, she was found 'a sleep',

nice
 
2014-03-31 01:58:49 PM
She got drunk in the store, passed out, and was only arrested when she returned the next day?

Now that's the way to do it!
 
2014-03-31 01:59:26 PM

sendtodave: woman was found a sleep

A stonishing.


It actually happens, alot.
 
2014-03-31 01:59:46 PM
FTA -"but the next day came"

Cleanup on aisle 4.
 
2014-03-31 01:59:50 PM
Next time I want to get my drink on, I'm going to wally world and start drinking. Looks like all they will do is ask me to leave. That's what the bars do, but they want me to pay first.
 
2014-03-31 02:01:33 PM
I think that's called a Redneck Cruise. Happens here in Ypsi occasionally.
 
2014-03-31 02:04:33 PM

kid_icarus: I have to hand it to her, her plan was pretty flawless. As an unwashed, disheveled, drunken mess she would blend into the normal crowd and Wal-Mart and pass virtually undetected indefinitely. She could have been there for years living like that.


Words like disheveled always get me.  Have you ever seen someone who was heveled?  Or combobulated?
How about whelmed?
 
2014-03-31 02:05:31 PM
Beer at Wal-Mart, bologna sandwich in jail. What more could you want?
 
2014-03-31 02:22:01 PM

peacheslatour: kid_icarus: I have to hand it to her, her plan was pretty flawless. As an unwashed, disheveled, drunken mess she would blend into the normal crowd and Wal-Mart and pass virtually undetected indefinitely. She could have been there for years living like that.

Words like disheveled always get me.  Have you ever seen someone who was heveled?  Or combobulated?
How about whelmed?


I don't believe so, Robin.
 
2014-03-31 02:31:54 PM

peacheslatour: kid_icarus: I have to hand it to her, her plan was pretty flawless. As an unwashed, disheveled, drunken mess she would blend into the normal crowd and Wal-Mart and pass virtually undetected indefinitely. She could have been there for years living like that.

Words like disheveled always get me.  Have you ever seen someone who was heveled?  Or combobulated?
How about whelmed?


You sound gruntled.
 
2014-03-31 02:39:08 PM
Well I will white knight on her behalf.  At least she has good standards for the beer she was drinking.

FTFA: "placed 24 oz. Yuengling beer in her pocket. Employees called police but State Police said McGovern went into the bathroom and drank the beer before troopers arrived. "
 
2014-03-31 02:45:45 PM

Dragonflew: peacheslatour: kid_icarus: I have to hand it to her, her plan was pretty flawless. As an unwashed, disheveled, drunken mess she would blend into the normal crowd and Wal-Mart and pass virtually undetected indefinitely. She could have been there for years living like that.

Words like disheveled always get me.  Have you ever seen someone who was heveled?  Or combobulated?
How about whelmed?

You sound gruntled.


Just slightly concerted.
 
2014-03-31 02:51:58 PM
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Will one of you please let me know the Downton Abbey joke?
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2014-03-31 02:59:00 PM
She has the same name as one of the actors on Downton Abbey.
 
2014-03-31 03:00:56 PM

FirstDennis: .
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Will one of you please let me know the Downton Abbey joke?
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My sarcasm detector is not working so if you are being sarcastic, I apologize.

If not, the actress of the same name stars in Downton Abbey
 
2014-03-31 03:01:37 PM
ahh. get it now. thanks.
 
2014-03-31 04:10:46 PM

peacheslatour: Dragonflew: peacheslatour: kid_icarus: I have to hand it to her, her plan was pretty flawless. As an unwashed, disheveled, drunken mess she would blend into the normal crowd and Wal-Mart and pass virtually undetected indefinitely. She could have been there for years living like that.

Words like disheveled always get me.  Have you ever seen someone who was heveled?  Or combobulated?
How about whelmed?

You sound gruntled.

Just slightly concerted.


It's totally bunk

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-31 04:17:00 PM

Finger51: peacheslatour: Dragonflew: peacheslatour: kid_icarus: I have to hand it to her, her plan was pretty flawless. As an unwashed, disheveled, drunken mess she would blend into the normal crowd and Wal-Mart and pass virtually undetected indefinitely. She could have been there for years living like that.

Words like disheveled always get me.  Have you ever seen someone who was heveled?  Or combobulated?
How about whelmed?

You sound gruntled.

Just slightly concerted.

It's totally bunk

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x363]


What?  Are off the wagon again?
 
2014-03-31 04:46:57 PM

peacheslatour: Finger51: peacheslatour: Dragonflew: peacheslatour: kid_icarus: I have to hand it to her, her plan was pretty flawless. As an unwashed, disheveled, drunken mess she would blend into the normal crowd and Wal-Mart and pass virtually undetected indefinitely. She could have been there for years living like that.

Words like disheveled always get me.  Have you ever seen someone who was heveled?  Or combobulated?
How about whelmed?

You sound gruntled.

Just slightly concerted.

It's totally bunk

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x363]

What?  Are off the wagon again?


don't be ridicurous
 
2014-03-31 05:07:22 PM

Finger51: peacheslatour: Finger51: peacheslatour: Dragonflew: peacheslatour: kid_icarus: I have to hand it to her, her plan was pretty flawless. As an unwashed, disheveled, drunken mess she would blend into the normal crowd and Wal-Mart and pass virtually undetected indefinitely. She could have been there for years living like that.

Words like disheveled always get me.  Have you ever seen someone who was heveled?  Or combobulated?
How about whelmed?

You sound gruntled.

Just slightly concerted.

It's totally bunk

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x363]

What?  Are off the wagon again?

don't be ridicurous


What did you say?
 
2014-03-31 07:02:45 PM

peacheslatour: Finger51: peacheslatour: Finger51: peacheslatour: Dragonflew: peacheslatour: kid_icarus: I have to hand it to her, her plan was pretty flawless. As an unwashed, disheveled, drunken mess she would blend into the normal crowd and Wal-Mart and pass virtually undetected indefinitely. She could have been there for years living like that.

Words like disheveled always get me.  Have you ever seen someone who was heveled?  Or combobulated?
How about whelmed?

You sound gruntled.

Just slightly concerted.

It's totally bunk

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x363]

What?  Are off the wagon again?

don't be ridicurous

What did you say?


It's enough already, I need to get some sleep.
 
2014-04-01 10:23:58 AM
I've been thrown out of better places....
 
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