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(Talking Points Memo)   Conservative pundit Laura Ingraham upset that Louis C.K. didn't make fun of Muslims on SNL this weekend. Of course she is   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 118
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2014-03-31 11:51:48 AM
i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.
 
2014-03-31 12:00:52 PM
Its been argued that had the Pythons made "The Life of Ismael" instead of the  "The Life of Brian"  all would either be dead today or living like Salman Rushdie, With one eye constantly on the door. There IS some merit to that argument.
 
2014-03-31 12:04:24 PM

Delawheredad: Its been argued that had the Pythons made "The Life of Ismael" instead of the  "The Life of Brian"  all would either be dead today or living like Salman Rushdie, With one eye constantly on the door. There IS some merit to that argument.


Yes, well, Brianists are traditionally a very calm yet absurd people.
 
2014-03-31 12:04:55 PM
FTA "typical was it for"

yoda.hepforge.org
 
2014-03-31 12:06:25 PM
What is it about Laura that makes her wake up and think, "If only there were more assholes like me, the world would be a better place?"
 
2014-03-31 12:07:25 PM
Maybe she should write a skit for a conservative comedy show, if she can find one that doesn't get cancelled 20 minutes into its pilot
 
2014-03-31 12:09:04 PM

FlashHarry: i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.


It would be angry sex and I would make no effort to please her, just myself.
 
2014-03-31 01:16:31 PM

mrshowrules: FlashHarry: i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.

It would be angry sex and I would make no effort to please her, just myself.


This.   I'd finish, roll over, and ask where she wanted me to leave the money.
 
2014-03-31 01:18:37 PM

James!: Delawheredad: Its been argued that had the Pythons made "The Life of Ismael" instead of the  "The Life of Brian"  all would either be dead today or living like Salman Rushdie, With one eye constantly on the door. There IS some merit to that argument.

Yes, well, Brianists are traditionally a very calm yet absurd people.


Follow the Sandal!
 
2014-03-31 01:21:52 PM
"He's our father, and we're his children. That's it. 'Our Father, who art in heaven,'" he said. "Where's our mother? What happened to our mom? What did he do to our mom? Something happened. Somewhere in heaven there's a porch with a dead lady under it. Somebody's gotta check the trunk of God's car for bleech and rope and fibers."

Do Muslims not refer to God as a father-figure?

If so, does this joke not affect them as much as Christians?
 
2014-03-31 01:23:36 PM
I don't remember these morons coming out of the woodwork when Carlin was making jokes about being Catholic.  I guess the internet and Fox News gives them more of an outlet for their crazy.
 
2014-03-31 01:24:18 PM

FlashHarry: i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.


Don't stick it in crazy.
 
2014-03-31 01:26:01 PM

mrshowrules: FlashHarry: i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.

It would be angry sex and I would make no effort to please her, just myself.


It's the only possible explanation I can find for why Keith Olbermann dirtied his weener with her.
 
2014-03-31 01:28:05 PM

Diogenes: mrshowrules: FlashHarry: i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.

It would be angry sex and I would make no effort to please her, just myself.

It's the only possible explanation I can find for why Keith Olbermann dirtied his weener with her.


S.E. Cupps is hot also.  I can't help it.
 
2014-03-31 01:33:55 PM
Why isn't Laura writing jokes about Islam then? Apparently it's an untapped goldmine of comedy.
 
2014-03-31 01:38:52 PM

scottydoesntknow: Why isn't Laura writing jokes about Islam then? Apparently it's an untapped goldmine of comedy.


"And what's the deal with halal food?"
 
2014-03-31 01:38:59 PM
Louis C.K. is either a genius or at least has streaks of it: he was able to make a series of jokes about domestic violence that weren't demeaning to the victims nor chest-thumping against the perpetrators.  Who can cut up about wife beating on national TV?  But that was a good bit.

So what if he didn't make jokes about Islam?  Most of us aren't intimately familiar with the message and prayers of any of the sects of Islam, unlike with the "Our Father" that people have no doubt heard in movies even if they have never gone to church.  Color my jimmies un-rustled.
 
2014-03-31 01:42:33 PM

North_Central_Positronics: mrshowrules: FlashHarry: i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.

It would be angry sex and I would make no effort to please her, just myself.

This.   I'd finish, roll over, and ask where she wanted me to leave the money.


...then walk out without leaving any money
 
2014-03-31 01:43:03 PM

impaler: Do Muslims not refer to God as a father-figure?


Islam portrays it more as master-slaves relationship than a father-children relationship.
 
2014-03-31 01:45:20 PM

mrshowrules: .E. Cupps is hot also.


Now THAT is how I like my fascists!

www.sternfannetwork.com
 
2014-03-31 01:49:05 PM

factoryconnection: Louis C.K. is either a genius or at least has streaks of it: he was able to make a series of jokes about domestic violence that weren't demeaning to the victims nor chest-thumping against the perpetrators.  Who can cut up about wife beating on national TV?  But that was a good bit.

So what if he didn't make jokes about Islam?  Most of us aren't intimately familiar with the message and prayers of any of the sects of Islam, unlike with the "Our Father" that people have no doubt heard in movies even if they have never gone to church.  Color my jimmies un-rustled.


Yet, I say a handful of rape jokes on a first date and the chick is all offended.   I think my delivery is off.
 
2014-03-31 01:55:46 PM

mrshowrules: Diogenes: mrshowrules: FlashHarry: i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.

It would be angry sex and I would make no effort to please her, just myself.

It's the only possible explanation I can find for why Keith Olbermann dirtied his weener with her.

S.E. Cupps is hot also.  I can't help it.


Is that some porn star?
 
2014-03-31 01:56:31 PM

Diogenes: It's the only possible explanation I can find for why Keith Olbermann dirtied his weener with her.


the hell you say?
 
2014-03-31 01:59:50 PM

FlashHarry: Diogenes: It's the only possible explanation I can find for why Keith Olbermann dirtied his weener with her.

the hell you say?


Yeah, he admittied hitting that.
 
2014-03-31 02:00:27 PM
And I can't spell for some reason.
 
2014-03-31 02:01:14 PM

mrshowrules: FlashHarry: i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.

It would be angry sex and I would make no effort to please her, just myself.


That brings back fond memories
 
2014-03-31 02:08:06 PM

mrshowrules: Yet, I say a handful of rape jokes on a first date and the chick is all offended. I think my delivery is off.


Humor is timing, delivery, and content.  Your material is, no doubt, solid... so it is either delivery or timing.  Rape jokes work best between dinner and dessert, never over salad or with fish.
 
2014-03-31 02:14:33 PM

ManateeGag: mrshowrules: Diogenes: mrshowrules: FlashHarry: i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.

It would be angry sex and I would make no effort to please her, just myself.

It's the only possible explanation I can find for why Keith Olbermann dirtied his weener with her.

S.E. Cupps is hot also.  I can't help it.

Is that some porn star?


With my mouth wide open I ask "How could you tell with my glasses on?"

thesecupp.com
 
2014-03-31 02:20:44 PM
I gotta go with comedian Dara O'Briain (from his "This is the Show" DVD) on why comedians don't make fun of Muslims:

"There are two reasons I don't do jokes about Muslims. A. I don't know a f*cking thing about Muslims. And B... neither do you."

Video here with a more serious point to make about it, starts at about 1:25. "My job is not to write you jokes about Muslims. I'll write about stuff I know... It's not any comedian's job to supply angry people with anti-Muslim material.
 
2014-03-31 02:20:45 PM

ManateeGag: mrshowrules: Diogenes: mrshowrules: FlashHarry: i think laura ingraham is an appalling human being. yet... i would probably still sleep with her.

It would be angry sex and I would make no effort to please her, just myself.

It's the only possible explanation I can find for why Keith Olbermann dirtied his weener with her.

S.E. Cupps is hot also.  I can't help it.

Is that some porn star?


Yes.  You can imagine how she incorporates the glasses during the money shot.
 
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2014-03-31 02:21:54 PM

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: That brings back fond memories


I had forgotten about that.  I'm glad to have it back in my bookmarks.
/a predator with a hungry asshole
 
2014-03-31 02:23:12 PM
I did not expect this thread to give me a boner.

But here we are.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 02:23:45 PM

Rev.K: I did not expect this thread to give me a boner.

But here we are.


Are you and your boner in agreement?  Think you can work together?
 
2014-03-31 02:25:08 PM

factoryconnection: mrshowrules: Yet, I say a handful of rape jokes on a first date and the chick is all offended. I think my delivery is off.

Humor is timing, delivery, and content.  Your material is, no doubt, solid... so it is either delivery or timing.  Rape jokes work best between dinner and dessert, never over salad or with fish.


Noted.  I feel silly now.  Are props a faux-pas also?  Because the kids at the other tables sure seemed to find it funny.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 02:25:36 PM
www.newscorpse.com
 
2014-03-31 02:30:33 PM
i saw s.e. cupp on maher once. she's a farking moron. a hot moron, but a moron nonetheless.
 
2014-03-31 02:32:54 PM

433: Rev.K: I did not expect this thread to give me a boner.

But here we are.

Are you and your boner in agreement?  Think you can work together?


Hell, I was done 9 minutes ago.
 
2014-03-31 02:33:03 PM

433: Are you and your boner in agreement?  Think you can work together?


We've got a bit of a partnership going, yes.
 
2014-03-31 02:34:35 PM

FlashHarry: i saw s.e. cupp on maher once. she's a farking moron. a hot moron, but a moron nonetheless.


If you're referring to her last appearance, yes - she was absolutely dreadful.  Which was sad because I really don't think she's that big of a moron or hack.
 
2014-03-31 02:42:02 PM
The reason they don't do the skits that you think they should do is because you're not funny.
 
2014-03-31 02:42:24 PM

FlashHarry: i saw s.e. cupp on maher once. she's a farking moron. a hot moron, but a moron nonetheless.


I just can't believe that's her real name.  seriously sounds like a porn or stripper name.
 
2014-03-31 02:42:57 PM

mrshowrules: Noted. I feel silly now. Are props a faux-pas also? Because the kids at the other tables sure seemed to find it funny.


Ugh... prop comedy?  Stick to rape jokes!
 
2014-03-31 02:46:12 PM
Why have I never heard of this S.E. Cupp before?

She looks like Ben Stiller's wife.
 
2014-03-31 02:46:37 PM

BunkoSquad: Maybe she should write a skit for a conservative comedy show, if she can find one that doesn't get cancelled 20 minutes into its pilot


Fox and Friends has been on for many years.
 
2014-03-31 02:46:52 PM
I could easily walk away from Cupp or Ingraham but my weakness is Megyn Kelly.  I have to remind myself that she's a complete tool that spouts nonsense.
 
2014-03-31 02:47:13 PM
Guys, I don't understand why American comedians poke fun at powerful American social institutions. Plz halp
 
2014-03-31 02:51:14 PM

impaler: "He's our father, and we're his children. That's it. 'Our Father, who art in heaven,'" he said. "Where's our mother? What happened to our mom? What did he do to our mom? Something happened. Somewhere in heaven there's a porch with a dead lady under it. Somebody's gotta check the trunk of God's car for bleech and rope and fibers."

Do Muslims not refer to God as a father-figure?

If so, does this joke not affect them as much as Christians?


Of course it does!  But since she's a professional harpy she's gotta go with what plays to her base.

Maybe in the back of her mind she's had the same worry about god.  Many mythologists have commented on the Judeo-Xtian lack of a mother goddess.  Louis C.K. is just the first to do it on SNL.
 
2014-03-31 02:53:26 PM

factoryconnection: Louis C.K. is either a genius or at least has streaks of it: he was able to make a series of jokes about domestic violence that weren't demeaning to the victims nor chest-thumping against the perpetrators.  Who can cut up about wife beating on national TV?  But that was a good bit.

So what if he didn't make jokes about Islam?  Most of us aren't intimately familiar with the message and prayers of any of the sects of Islam, unlike with the "Our Father" that people have no doubt heard in movies even if they have never gone to church.  Color my jimmies un-rustled.


Ricky Gervais managed to make a joke about Hitler and the holocaust.  I think that is a sign of genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb5zUG9UzFE
 
2014-03-31 02:54:24 PM
Conservatives need to learn the difference between mocking faith, and mocking a person for thinking their faith makes them superior.
 
2014-03-31 02:54:36 PM
Jimmy Carr on not making fun of Muslims: "I'm not farking stupid."
 
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