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(Huffington Post UK)   Miranda Kerr wants to explore her bisexuality. That is all   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 103
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2014-03-31 01:10:02 PM
My pants suddenly got too tight
 
2014-03-31 01:18:02 PM
VIDEO!!!


Or it never happened.
 
2014-03-31 01:21:06 PM
She didn't already?

media.aintitcool.com
 
2014-03-31 01:22:40 PM
In other news, Miranda Kerr is in the current edition of GQ and she's looking for more work, so she's needs more name recognition.

Calculated PR move is calculated.
 
2014-03-31 01:27:02 PM
does she have a show or a book coming out?
 
2014-03-31 01:46:53 PM
I just learned that "pursue other avenues" means "will lick vaginas."
 

I also learned this: "One thing I've noticed is now that I'm having less sex my body isn't as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get."

So that must mean that Kate Upton is a virgin.
 
2014-03-31 02:37:24 PM
Miranda Kerr is by far the most naked of the supermodels

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2014-03-31 02:39:22 PM

Banned on the Run: Miranda Kerr is by far the most naked of the supermodels

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


Here's that last one, now with working link
 
2014-03-31 02:50:35 PM

Banned on the Run: Miranda Kerr is by far the most naked of the supermodels


People look so much better when smiling. I don't think I'll ever understand the model pout/duckface phenomenon.
Although, now that I think about it, maybe it's a make-up thing.
 
2014-03-31 02:58:19 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Banned on the Run: Miranda Kerr is by far the most naked of the supermodels

People look so much better when smiling. I don't think I'll ever understand the model pout/duckface phenomenon.
Although, now that I think about it, maybe it's a make-up thing.


They slap so much paint on most of those models that if they moved their face at all, it'd crack right off.
 
2014-03-31 02:59:51 PM

Donnchadha: In other news, Miranda Kerr is in the current edition of GQ and she's looking for more work, so she's needs more name recognition.
Calculated PR move is calculated.


Miranda Kerr? She isn't exactly Ellen Page when it comes to finding work these days.

Not saying this isn't some kind of calculated publicity move... but it's not to get her picture taken by more magazines.
 
2014-03-31 03:00:08 PM
I wanna explore her bisexuality.
 
2014-03-31 03:00:34 PM
I'd help her explore all aspects of it with the aid of a lovely female volunteer.

If you know what I mean.
 
2014-03-31 03:03:33 PM
www.campusbasement.com
 
2014-03-31 03:11:05 PM
I would like to remind her that I am a lesbian with an open mind about sexual debauchery
 
2014-03-31 03:11:26 PM
Cleanup on aisle three!

/if you know what i mean
 
2014-03-31 03:13:25 PM
Miranda Kerr wants to explore exploit her bisexuality. That is all

FTFS
 
2014-03-31 03:15:54 PM
Where's she going to find another female Gelfling?
 
2014-03-31 03:16:05 PM
I would TOTALLY have sex with her.

/if you know what I mean
 
2014-03-31 03:17:05 PM
And all the sudden all kittens kept dying and cats went extinct.
 
2014-03-31 03:19:36 PM
She's in my top 5 "'celebrity' bang" lists.
 
2014-03-31 03:22:09 PM
She's the one from iCarly, right?
 
2014-03-31 03:27:51 PM

Sybarite: She didn't already?

[media.aintitcool.com image 474x408]


My thought exactly. I've got a polka dot bow tie more manly than Orlando Bloom, the Elvish Biebs. That woman looks like she's got great strapping on hips.
 
2014-03-31 03:29:23 PM

Banned on the Run: Banned on the Run: Miranda Kerr is by far the most naked of the supermodels

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

Here's that last one, now with working link


Damn, that's a bit like Cameron Diaz, only better built, better looking, 15 years younger and with matching carpet and drapes.
 
2014-03-31 03:30:18 PM

Donnchadha: In other news, Miranda Kerr is in the current edition of GQ and she's looking for more work, so she's needs more name recognition.

Calculated PR move is calculated.


Bingo.
 
2014-03-31 03:30:49 PM
FarkingReading:

I also learned this: "One thing I've noticed is now that I'm having less sex my body isn't as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get."

So that must mean that Kate Upton is a virgin.


I'll take Kate Upton's tits over any B-Cupper's "defined arms". Any day.
 
2014-03-31 03:33:36 PM
No one Kerr?
 
2014-03-31 03:34:05 PM
I'd like to explore Miranda Kerr's vagoo with my pener.. if you know what I mean.
 
2014-03-31 03:34:54 PM
Without video evidence how can we ever verify this story?
 
2014-03-31 03:37:54 PM

AeAe: I'd like to explore Miranda Kerr's vagoo with my pener.. if you know what I mean.


I know exactly what you mean... You want Miranda Kerr to buy you dinner at an Indian buffet.
 
2014-03-31 03:43:06 PM

Dudebro: FarkingReading:

I also learned this: "One thing I've noticed is now that I'm having less sex my body isn't as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get."

So that must mean that Kate Upton is a virgin.

I'll take Kate Upton's tits over any B-Cupper's "defined arms". Any day.


You would have made an excellent wingman for me.
 
2014-03-31 03:49:47 PM

fonebone77: No one Kerr?


Grape jelly and sometimes tomatoes
 
2014-03-31 03:50:49 PM
LOL @ that flat ass and the chicken legs. This girl looks hot to guys who really want 10-year-olds but are at least smart enough to settle for similar builds.
 
2014-03-31 03:51:17 PM

monoski: Without video evidence how can we ever verify this story?


No video, but I did find this pic.

i4.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-03-31 03:51:17 PM

Sybarite: She didn't already?

[media.aintitcool.com image 474x408]


(gasp) (inhale from asthma inhaler) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (gasp) (inhale from asthma inhaler)

Jerk. lol
 
2014-03-31 03:51:42 PM
She should start lickety split
 
2014-03-31 03:56:08 PM
With an ass that flat she would need at least D cups to compensate. Pretty face, but pass.
 
2014-03-31 03:56:42 PM

clkeagle: AeAe: I'd like to explore Miranda Kerr's vagoo with my pener.. if you know what I mean.

I know exactly what you mean... You want Miranda Kerr to buy you dinner at an Indian buffet.


I would totally love that!
 
2014-03-31 03:59:02 PM

AbiNormal: Let's get this party started.

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"555-JERK ?....Oh, I get it....."
 
2014-03-31 04:01:28 PM

Odd Bird: Dudebro: FarkingReading:

I also learned this: "One thing I've noticed is now that I'm having less sex my body isn't as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get."

So that must mean that Kate Upton is a virgin.

I'll take Kate Upton's tits over any B-Cupper's "defined arms". Any day.

You would have made an excellent wingman for me.


If small tits and flat asses are your thing, I think I would have been a little too creeped out to hang out with you. But I appreciate the sentiment.
 
2014-03-31 04:04:07 PM

AbiNormal: Let's get this party started.


No boobs no butt with an odd chin. I will pass.
 
2014-03-31 04:05:35 PM

fonebone77: No one Kerr?


every1kerr
 
2014-03-31 04:06:27 PM

devilEther: monoski: Without video evidence how can we ever verify this story?

No video, but I did find this pic.

[i4.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


That chick in the Michael Jackson outfit is fugly.
 
2014-03-31 04:17:14 PM

Suntag: LOL @ that flat ass and the chicken legs. This girl looks hot to guys who really want 10-year-olds but are at least smart enough to settle for similar builds.


Spiffo: With an ass that flat she would need at least D cups to compensate. Pretty face, but pass.


Dudebro: If small tits and flat asses are your thing, I think I would have been a little too creeped out to hang out with you. But I appreciate the sentiment.


Hi Suntag, and Suntag's alts!
 
2014-03-31 04:18:12 PM

Suntag: LOL @ that flat ass and the chicken legs. This girl looks hot to guys who really want 10-year-olds but are at least smart enough to settle for similar builds.


Mid_mo_mad_man: AbiNormal: Let's get this party started.

No boobs no butt with an odd chin. I will pass.


Dudebro: FarkingReading:

I also learned this: "One thing I've noticed is now that I'm having less sex my body isn't as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get."

So that must mean that Kate Upton is a virgin.

I'll take Kate Upton's tits over any B-Cupper's "defined arms". Any day.


I get the feeling this is all the same fat girl posting.
 
2014-03-31 04:19:06 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Suntag: LOL @ that flat ass and the chicken legs. This girl looks hot to guys who really want 10-year-olds but are at least smart enough to settle for similar builds.

Spiffo: With an ass that flat she would need at least D cups to compensate. Pretty face, but pass.

Dudebro: If small tits and flat asses are your thing, I think I would have been a little too creeped out to hang out with you. But I appreciate the sentiment.

Hi Suntag, and Suntag's alts!


Haha glad I wasn't  the only one.
 
2014-03-31 04:28:14 PM
Let's all hope she keeps a video-log of those explorations.
 
2014-03-31 04:30:46 PM

clkeagle: Donnchadha: In other news, Miranda Kerr is in the current edition of GQ and she's looking for more work, so she's needs more name recognition.
Calculated PR move is calculated.

Miranda Kerr? She isn't exactly Ellen Page when it comes to finding work these days.

Not saying this isn't some kind of calculated publicity move... but it's not to get her picture taken by more magazines.


If Project Runway has taught me one thing, it's that, in fashion, one day you're in... the next, you're out. Then to get back in, you need a little of the ol' in-out-in-out.
 
2014-03-31 04:34:19 PM
I get that he's Orlando Bloom and all, and he can basically bang whoever he wants... But seriously, how green does the grass on the other side have to be to make it worth breaking up with this woman?
 
2014-03-31 04:36:09 PM

GleeUnit: I get that he's Orlando Bloom and all, and he can basically bang whoever he wants... But seriously, how green does the grass on the other side have to be to make it worth breaking up with this woman?


Maybe she kept stealing all of his hair products.
 
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