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(Talking Points Memo)   Media crows about how 9.5 million people have signed up, neglecting to mention that this is only 0.03% of the population. Well done, everyone, pat yourselves on the back   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 52
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2014-03-31 10:41:25 AM
14 votes:
Obamacare has also caused the US population to increase 100 fold.
2014-03-31 11:04:27 AM
8 votes:

ginandbacon: vpb: what_now:
Which is weird, because birth control is mandatory, and you're required to undergo by annual abortions, just in case.

Even if you are a man.

Please tell me y'all have to get mammograms too now?


I got my mammogram when I went in for my bi-annual abortion. It was an all-in-one clinic, the Tri-State Abortionplex and Imam training center. I think they were hauling old people in the back for death panels.
2014-03-31 10:55:55 AM
8 votes:
I'm with  subby.

I live in Canada and I don't know anyone who has ObamaCare. No one can get on the website.

Thanks, 0bummer.
2014-03-31 10:45:06 AM
8 votes:

mrshowrules: Obamacare has also caused the US population to increase 100 fold.


Which is weird, because birth control is mandatory, and you're required to undergo by annual abortions, just in case.
2014-03-31 10:40:07 AM
7 votes:
Subby...are you looking at WORLD population? Or can you not math?

Either way, this is an amazing fail. I want this to go green.
2014-03-31 02:29:14 PM
6 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2014-03-31 11:57:20 AM
5 votes:
Hey look at this shiatty misleading graphic

pbs.twimg.com
2014-03-31 11:12:37 AM
5 votes:

Rev.K: I'm with  subby.

I live in Canada and I don't know anyone who has ObamaCare. No one can get on the website.

Thanks, 0bummer.


I'm Canadian also.  I used a US proxy account to sign up, zip code 12345, and my pet's name Chairman Meow.  I can't wait for that US Government subsidy check because I put Chairman Meow's income as cuddles and catnaps.
2014-03-31 12:10:38 PM
4 votes:
img.fark.netI HAVE A CHART!!
2014-03-31 11:05:18 AM
4 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Subby sucks at math.  I mean, I suck at math, but subby REALLY sucks at math.


Subby was so bad, it could have been Paul Ryan.
2014-03-31 10:36:07 AM
4 votes:
Subby forgot to move the decimal point two places to the right.
2014-03-31 02:33:14 PM
3 votes:

D135: I don't know what subby's problem is... does he think that Real 'Mericans don't know the population of their own country or that they can't do basic math?


Poor subby is just now realizing that it wasn't .09% of the town that railed his mom.
2014-03-31 02:18:49 PM
3 votes:
s9.postimg.org
2014-03-31 02:03:53 PM
3 votes:

xanadian: hubiestubert: Apparently math is the real enemy here...

Way to go Smitty. You truly are a genius...

Submitter needs a Bud Light (tm) "Real Men of Genius" song.


Fark Lite presents: Real Men of Genius (Real Men of geeeeeeeeeeeeenyuuuuuuuuuuss)
Today we salute you, Mr Dumber-than-a-box-of-bags-of-hammers-subby (*deepbreath* Mr Dumathanaboxabagahmmasubbb-ay)
While some might take a moment to fire up our laptop's calculator, or a real one, or even an app to do the math (only 18.95 on iTunes!)
You bravely sally forth, doing the math you must do as a subby to make your self feel better (20% of my butt is hurting).

So crack open a nice cold Fark Liter thread, Potentate of the Potatoes - while it may not be the correct answer, it's Right. On. Every time. (Mr Dumathanaboxabagahmmasubbb-ay)

// Anheuser-Busch, St Louis Missouri
2014-03-31 11:29:13 AM
3 votes:
If you include the population of the moon, Tattooine, and Melmac, the number is closer to 0.^A%

FAILED PRESIDENCY
2014-03-31 11:13:05 AM
3 votes:

dr_blasto: ginandbacon: vpb: what_now:
Which is weird, because birth control is mandatory, and you're required to undergo by annual abortions, just in case.

Even if you are a man.

Please tell me y'all have to get mammograms too now?

I got my mammogram when I went in for my bi-annual abortion. It was an all-in-one clinic, the Tri-State Abortionplex and Imam training center. I think they were hauling old people in the back for death panels.


I got a gift card from there for ten free abortions.  My GF and I stopped using all protection...we don't want that card to go to waste!  Plus, the waiting room is a great place to hook up with people for deviant non-biblical sex parties..
2014-03-31 10:57:06 AM
3 votes:
Apparently math is the real enemy here...

Way to go Smitty. You truly are a genius...
2014-03-31 10:51:09 AM
3 votes:

what_now: Subby...are you looking at WORLD population? Or can you not math?

Either way, this is an amazing fail. I want this to go green.


I'd gladly give up a greenlight on this topic just to see this magnificient masterpiece of a failed headline on the main page.
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 10:50:24 AM
3 votes:
what_now:
Which is weird, because birth control is mandatory, and you're required to undergo by annual abortions, just in case.

Even if you are a man.
2014-03-31 10:44:54 AM
3 votes:
• 9.5 million people have signed up for what?
• 9.5 million is 3 percent of 320,000,000, not .03
• most people receive insurance through their employers, via medicare or via tricare - obamacare is only intended to help those who were uninsured
• the program has only just started

so, in the final analysis:

img.fark.net
2014-03-31 10:40:05 AM
3 votes:
Not only is subby a math moron but the fact is not all of America needs to sign up for Obamacare as those with existing insurance are exempt
2014-03-31 10:29:05 PM
2 votes:

mrshowrules: BunkoSquad: Hey look at this shiatty misleading graphic

[pbs.twimg.com image 599x356]


I love how it's all misleading when Fox does it, but when IPCC does the EXACT same thing in plotting temperature ANOMALIES you libtards are all [crickets.snd]

Poor media-biased babies, I guess you'll have to count on propagandizing for your side from, you know, every other network on the planet.
2014-03-31 03:07:28 PM
2 votes:

Maud Dib: Jackson Herring: ok this time it's me repeating the obvious joke becuase i didn't refresh the thread

mea culpa

Needs a fat dog in there, bub.


24.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-31 02:28:32 PM
2 votes:

ginandbacon: vpb: what_now:
Which is weird, because birth control is mandatory, and you're required to undergo by annual abortions, just in case.

Even if you are a man.

Please tell me y'all have to get mammograms too now?


They are called MANOGRAMS now..
2014-03-31 11:53:11 AM
2 votes:

hillbillypharmacist: what_now: True. I've had excellent employer based health insurance for over 10 years. But thanks to ACA, I no longer pay a co-pay for my annual visit, and my birth control is free of charge.

Have you ramped up your sexual encounters yet?


Of course. Now that I can get free birth control, it means I get to have more sex. Because that's how hormonal birth control works, you see.
2014-03-31 10:53:49 AM
2 votes:

vpb: what_now:
Which is weird, because birth control is mandatory, and you're required to undergo by annual abortions, just in case.

Even if you are a man.


Please tell me y'all have to get mammograms too now?
2014-03-31 10:47:39 AM
2 votes:

what_now: mrshowrules: Obamacare has also caused the US population to increase 100 fold.

Which is weird, because birth control is mandatory, and you're required to undergo by annual abortions, just in case.


Time to ramp up the death panels.
2014-03-31 06:46:27 PM
1 votes:
I can't believe literally billions of you farkers don't know simple math.
2014-03-31 05:22:02 PM
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: gas giant: What planet did that come from?

The Wall Street Journal and the liberal media.  Look how sad they are.


This is what they REALLY wanted the graphic to look like:
i291.photobucket.com
2014-03-31 04:12:30 PM
1 votes:
One of my favorites:
si.wsj.net
2014-03-31 03:29:43 PM
1 votes:
Again -- time for an "Out Submitter" button.
2014-03-31 03:22:04 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-31 03:17:24 PM
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Jackson Herring: the fark?

Oh stop.  Don't even start taking me seriously. I need my JH every day.


i jus tmade this

pretend it's relevant to the thread

i.imgur.com
2014-03-31 02:18:32 PM
1 votes:

neversubmit: As someone who has tried to kill himself I'm getting a kick out of those pics.

[fc07.deviantart.net image 450x420]

LOL


You missed.
2014-03-31 02:13:53 PM
1 votes:
So subby, aside from your TMF (total math fail)... Are we supposed to be upset that literally millions of human beings now have healthcare that they didn't have before? Because the rest of us aren't all sociopathic shiatheels who'd rather those people died or went bankrupt for no good goddamn reason other than they didn't have the good sense to be born in to money or lie to old conservative malcontents all day for profit.

If anything, we should be pissed that "Obamacare" doesn't go far enough and doesn't institute a single-payer system like the rest of the civilized world. It's the right thing to do for both the country and for our people. But let me guess, the only way you can get boner any more is while listening to Wagner while masturbating to thoughts of poor people dying from easily treatable diseases.
2014-03-31 02:04:17 PM
1 votes:
11/10 Subby.

Well Done.
2014-03-31 02:02:21 PM
1 votes:
This is for you subby:
4.bp.blogspot.com

Republicans leave the math to smart people.
2014-03-31 01:58:21 PM
1 votes:

monoski: Subby is either a moron or just submitted the new leader on the Troll Headline of the Year contest.


a little of column A, a little of column B
2014-03-31 01:51:30 PM
1 votes:
Wow, so there are now over 31 billion Americans, who knew?

Americans are f*ckin'!
2014-03-31 12:56:27 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: This headline has to be a purposeful joke, right?


I'm tentatively willing to entertain the possibility but the consensus is that submitter is dumber than a sack of hammers. So we're out-voted.
2014-03-31 12:06:19 PM
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: Hey look at this shiatty misleading graphic

[pbs.twimg.com image 599x356]


cloudfront.mediamatters.org
static1.businessinsider.com 

cloudfront.mediamatters.org
2014-03-31 11:55:28 AM
1 votes:

what_now: hillbillypharmacist: what_now: True. I've had excellent employer based health insurance for over 10 years. But thanks to ACA, I no longer pay a co-pay for my annual visit, and my birth control is free of charge.

Have you ramped up your sexual encounters yet?

Of course. Now that I can get free birth control, it means I get to have more sex. Because that's how hormonal birth control works, you see.


If you are going to have more sex you will need more free time so I assume you and many of compatriots will also quit their jobs (might as well boost the Government subsidy anyways).
2014-03-31 11:37:32 AM
1 votes:

vpb: I wonder if subby realizes that Obamacare is for people who don't have insurance and signing up the entire population isn't it's goal?


Technically, that's not true either. The ACA/Obamacare is a bundle of different laws and regulations, many of which affect people who already have insurance, even good insurance.
2014-03-31 11:31:50 AM
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: the number is closer to 0.^A%


That was supposed to be a whole bunch of zeroes followed by a one

THANKS 0"BAMA"
2014-03-31 11:26:07 AM
1 votes:
Either subby is really terrible at math or I need to get another cup of coffee in me.
2014-03-31 11:23:53 AM
1 votes:

jayhawk88: Listen, you just don't understand the sheer amount of Herp that subby is under here. Subby is Derping more before 9am than you or I Derp all day! It's a stressful job, Herping that much Derp. I think we can forgive Subby a few, minor errors.


it's quite easy to injure your brain doing the herp-a-derp. good thing there's obamacare.
2014-03-31 11:19:05 AM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: • 9.5 million people have signed up for what?
• 9.5 million is 3 percent of 320,000,000, not .03
• most people receive insurance through their employers, via medicare or via tricare - obamacare is only intended to help those who were uninsured
• the program has only just started

so, in the final analysis:

[img.fark.net image 800x441]


Listen, you just don't understand the sheer amount of Herp that subby is under here. Subby is Derping more before 9am than you or I Derp all day! It's a stressful job, Herping that much Derp. I think we can forgive Subby a few, minor errors.
2014-03-31 11:01:08 AM
1 votes:
Subby sucks at math.  I mean, I suck at math, but subby REALLY sucks at math.
2014-03-31 10:55:04 AM
1 votes:

ginandbacon: vpb: what_now:
Which is weird, because birth control is mandatory, and you're required to undergo by annual abortions, just in case.

Even if you are a man.

Please tell me y'all have to get mammograms too now?


Might as well, we're paying for them  >:-O
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 10:54:38 AM
1 votes:
I wonder if subby realizes that Obamacare is for people who don't have insurance and signing up the entire population isn't it's goal?
2014-03-31 10:53:40 AM
1 votes:
MATH! How does it work?
2014-03-31 10:48:41 AM
1 votes:

mrshowrules: what_now: mrshowrules: Obamacare has also caused the US population to increase 100 fold.

Which is weird, because birth control is mandatory, and you're required to undergo by annual abortions, just in case.

Time to ramp up the death panels.


Honestly, we're having some trouble with that. We just can't get the damn trains to run on time. It's embarrassing.
 
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