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(Huffington Post)   Bisexual woman tired of stereotypes that try to force her into a box   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 44
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2014-03-31 11:33:18 AM  
9 votes:
I'm buysexual.

If you have sex with me, I'll buy you stuff.
2014-03-31 11:51:44 AM  
7 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

"You people and your quaint little categories."
2014-03-31 10:39:23 AM  
5 votes:
Bunch of freaking shameful sluts. They ought to be ashamed.
2014-03-31 12:15:52 PM  
4 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Or people could, I don't know, grow the fark up and stop trying to put neat little labels on everything and forcing everyone else to fit into their tiny preconceived notion of how the world works.

lolimage.com
2014-03-31 11:56:51 AM  
4 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-31 12:33:02 PM  
3 votes:

JPINFV: Why does every little thing need to have a culture attached to it? What's next, brown hair culture?


Brown haired people are all sluts.
2014-03-31 12:12:50 PM  
3 votes:

miscreant: DROxINxTHExWIND: miscreant: sandbar67: I'm buysexual.

If you have sex with me, I'll buy you stuff.

I'd like a Ferrari... how much sex does that cost?


That'll be access to all three holes for the remainder of your life...dollars, please.

Three holes? I'm not into aural sex...


Looking forward to meeting you, with joy and trepannation.
2014-03-31 12:06:46 PM  
3 votes:

miscreant: DROxINxTHExWIND: miscreant: sandbar67: I'm buysexual.

If you have sex with me, I'll buy you stuff.

I'd like a Ferrari... how much sex does that cost?


That'll be access to all three holes for the remainder of your life...dollars, please.

Three holes? I'm not into aural sex...


Your loss.
img.fark.net
2014-03-31 11:37:25 AM  
3 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Or people could, I don't know, grow the fark up and stop trying to put neat little labels on everything and forcing everyone else to fit into their tiny preconceived notion of how the world works. Also "slut shaming"....stop it, that shiat is not cool.


You sound like a slut.
2014-04-01 04:53:24 AM  
2 votes:

doubled99: As long as they're good looking, most will eventually settle down with a man.


www.lolwtfcomics.com

/obligatory
2014-03-31 01:21:27 PM  
2 votes:

MrMouse: The Flexecutioner: I'm pretty sure the mainstream media has told me nothing about bisexuality, much like this blog someone got paid to write in the form of an article.

I'm more of a trysexual.  Ya know, I'm willing to try, like, all the time.  I'm a part of the LGBNAF community.

/yes, obscure

Is there a community for people who like to have sex with themselves?  Because I would...uh...be interested in a pamphlet or two.


yes, it's called married men.
2014-03-31 12:47:31 PM  
2 votes:
2014-03-31 12:35:53 PM  
2 votes:
I just DO NOT CARE!  I care so little in fact that I wrote this post.  In addition, my care is so insubstantial that I will respond to any criticism of my position.  I'll write 50 posts if I have to.

That's just how much I DO NOT CARE!
2014-03-31 12:31:45 PM  
2 votes:

JPINFV: Why does every little thing need to have a culture attached to it? What's next, brown hair culture?


We tried that already.

fc07.deviantart.net

Didn't work.
2014-03-31 12:06:43 PM  
2 votes:

Cletus C.: Rwa2play: illannoyin: Nobody cares who you like to have sex with.

This should be the standard response.

This right here.

Actually, I'd be interested in more details.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

I could stand a little more
2014-03-31 11:54:17 AM  
2 votes:

MrMouse: The Flexecutioner: I'm pretty sure the mainstream media has told me nothing about bisexuality, much like this blog someone got paid to write in the form of an article.

I'm more of a trysexual.  Ya know, I'm willing to try, like, all the time.  I'm a part of the LGBNAF community.

/yes, obscure

Is there a community for people who like to have sex with themselves?  Because I would...uh...be interested in a pamphlet or two.


we don't hand out pamphlets

we hand out paper towels
2014-03-31 11:47:36 AM  
2 votes:
Good for her.  Sometimes you feel like splurging and ordering the choice roast beef.  Other times you just need to get your insides blasted by a cheap hotdog.
2014-03-31 11:41:25 AM  
2 votes:
There goes that Huff-Po with "serious" news again.
2014-03-31 11:39:43 AM  
2 votes:

Rwa2play: illannoyin: Nobody cares who you like to have sex with.

This should be the standard response.

This right here.


Actually, I'd be interested in more details.
2014-03-31 11:35:59 AM  
2 votes:
ib3.huluim.com
2014-03-31 11:28:09 PM  
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: SquiggsIN: tinfoil-hat maggie: SquiggsIN: I just feel like adding eye candy to the bottom of the thread.

[img.fark.net image 760x649]
[img.fark.net image 700x1155]

I hope there's something for everyone here.

That dud that play's Thor def reminds me I'm bi and I don't even like muscle men, an after going 12 to 14 years without a mamn that was TG well I have know idea.....

Those types of guys do very little for me but Thor is.... (in the words of Jane Foster) Oh. My. God.

Most muscle bond guys I have little interest in but seeing him onscreen and I guess with that character oh hell yeah I would.


Does he need CPR?  'Cause I TOTALLY know CPR.
2014-03-31 05:13:55 PM  
1 votes:

Mr. Ekshun: Shadowknight: Voiceofreason01: Or people could, I don't know, grow the fark up and stop trying to put neat little labels on everything and forcing everyone else to fit into their tiny preconceived notion of how the world works. Also "slut shaming"....stop it, that shiat is not cool.

I'm with you on the slut shaming thing, but humans have always wanted things labeled. It's how we understand our world. Especially something like sexuality and gender assignment, which is traditionally rather binary.

0           l
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/Binary makes me hot


There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
2014-03-31 02:04:44 PM  
1 votes:
SquiggsIN:
I would correct you on one point.  Polyamorous does not mean promiscuous and vice-versa.

I guess that's technically true.  Promiscuous means, apart from any pejorative connotation, both multitude and variety.  Polyamorous only means many... so I guess one could be polyamorous and always be with the same stereotype or something.

Something tells me, though, that you were immediately reacting to the pejorative sense of promiscuous.  I want to take that word back, like "slut" (but not porch-monkey).   I think sexually expressing yourself with many people, *and* a wide variety of people, is a good thing.  Life is exploration.
2014-03-31 01:18:21 PM  
1 votes:

MrMouse: SquiggsIN: MrMouse: bighairyguy: I've known a few bisexuals  armadillos and the general trait they had in common was amorality, along with a side helping of predatory. Not the kind of people animals you'd want to associate with, even with your clothes on.

FTFY.  You're welcome.

and they can carry leprosy!

Are you telling me that my dick is going to fall off now?


Still haven't found the thread exit, eh?

/it's hard to leave when you can't find the door
2014-03-31 01:15:35 PM  
1 votes:

pacified: omgwhothehellcares.jpg


Thank you for covering this obligatory but entirely self-centered and dumb Fark meme.

/if nobody cared, the link wouldn't have been approved
//but go on imagining only your values and interests matter
2014-03-31 12:52:33 PM  
1 votes:
What I learned on Fark today:

Stay away from straight, brown haired armadillos that work as plumbers.  They are goddamn filthy whores!

What are we talking about again?

Sorry, I'll let myself out of the thread.
2014-03-31 12:47:58 PM  
1 votes:

dragonchild: Lady J: sexuality is a continuum, imo, from solely fancying men at one end to solely fancying women at the other (im sure im not the first person to say it). some people are right at one end, others are in the middle. most are a lot nearer one end than the other, but with a bit of wriggle room. there's more women drifting towards the middke than men, as they care less about people thinking they're gay (oh n0es!), and let's face it, buttsecks is pretty intrusive

The spectrum itself is rather misleading.  The one thing that struck me about bisexuals is just how diverse they are.  I mean it makes sense if you think about it, but if you're a switch hitter you have two entirely different sets of preferences and it's almost never portrayed accurately.


There's also a distinction you can draw between bisexuals and pansexuals, if you want to talk about differences.

As I understand it, a "not-pansexual bisexual" likes their men to be "manly" and their women to be "womanly," with less attraction to androgyny.

The analogy I sometimes use is: "I love steak and I love ice cream, but I don't want steak à la mode"
2014-03-31 12:42:33 PM  
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: I have a strict policy of only having sex with people who will let me


Pervert.
2014-03-31 12:35:46 PM  
1 votes:

grokca: JPINFV: Why does every little thing need to have a culture attached to it? What's next, brown hair culture?

Brown haired people are all sluts.


I wish, but my lack of action tends to disprove that.
2014-03-31 12:28:24 PM  
1 votes:
I have a strict policy of only having sex with people who will let me
2014-03-31 12:22:37 PM  
1 votes:

Lady J: Skleenar: I don't get the whole "bisexuality doesn't exist" thing.  Is this some sort of mechanism to force same-sex attracted people into the gay demographic so it swells their numbers, or is is some hetero reaction to find some smaller group to shame (because it's a "choice") because we can't do that to the gays anymore?

I just never got where this came from.

sexuality is a continuum, imo, from solely fancying men at one end to solely fancying women at the other (im sure im not the first person to say it).


No.   You're really not the first.
2014-03-31 12:08:55 PM  
1 votes:
Love the person, not the plumbing. :/

/Have fun with the plumbing
2014-03-31 12:03:05 PM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: miscreant: sandbar67: I'm buysexual.

If you have sex with me, I'll buy you stuff.

I'd like a Ferrari... how much sex does that cost?


That'll be access to all three holes for the remainder of your life...dollars, please.


Three holes? I'm not into aural sex...
2014-03-31 12:00:51 PM  
1 votes:

miscreant: sandbar67: I'm buysexual.

If you have sex with me, I'll buy you stuff.

I'd like a Ferrari... how much sex does that cost?



That'll be access to all three holes for the remainder of your life...dollars, please.
2014-03-31 11:58:29 AM  
1 votes:

miscreant: sandbar67: I'm buysexual.

If you have sex with me, I'll buy you stuff.

I'd like a Ferrari... how much sex does that cost?


all the sex
2014-03-31 11:55:36 AM  
1 votes:

sandbar67: I'm buysexual.

If you have sex with me, I'll buy you stuff.


How YOU doin'?
2014-03-31 11:52:21 AM  
1 votes:
Bisexual Culture Is No 'Fiction'

Thought at first that was 'Friction'.
2014-03-31 11:49:33 AM  
1 votes:

sandbar67: I'm buysexual.

If you have sex with me, I'll buy you stuff.


I'd like a Ferrari... how much sex does that cost?
2014-03-31 11:47:51 AM  
1 votes:

Rwa2play: Dontcha just luv that shiat?!  Woman sleeps around?  "SHE'S A HO!" Man sleeps around? "HE'S A SEX GOD~!"


This was once explained to me as: A key that opens a lot of locks is a master key. A lock that's opened by a lot of different keys is a shiatty lock.

/Stupid analogy is stupid.
2014-03-31 11:45:07 AM  
1 votes:

The Flexecutioner: I'm pretty sure the mainstream media has told me nothing about bisexuality, much like this blog someone got paid to write in the form of an article.

I'm more of a trysexual.  Ya know, I'm willing to try, like, all the time.  I'm a part of the LGBNAF community.

/yes, obscure


Is there a community for people who like to have sex with themselves?  Because I would...uh...be interested in a pamphlet or two.
2014-03-31 11:44:17 AM  
1 votes:
I wish I was bisexual, but try as I might, I don't find men sexually attractive.  In fact, I'm amazed that we've
been able to continue on as a species.
2014-03-31 11:36:32 AM  
1 votes:
Nobody cares who you like to have sex with.

This should be the standard response.
2014-03-31 11:35:27 AM  
1 votes:
Shouldn't this blog be on Tumblr?


doubled99: As long as they're good looking, most will eventually settle down with a man.


Also, this.
2014-03-31 11:34:33 AM  
1 votes:
As long as they're good looking, most will eventually settle down with a man.
 
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