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(Bangor Daily News)   "Hi, Bro." "Hi, Sis. Fancy bumping into you here"   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 44
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2014-03-31 10:40:21 AM  
"We've got to talk to Mom about her driving lessons."
 
2014-03-31 01:10:13 PM  
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2014-03-31 01:13:04 PM  
Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?
 
2014-03-31 01:13:09 PM  
img.fark.net

Have we really come to this?
 
2014-03-31 01:13:25 PM  
It's like the time the engaged couple both left their respective homes to go see the other, and hit head on, killing themselves.
 
2014-03-31 01:13:53 PM  
Hrm, my first thought was a house of ill-repute. But that's just me.
 
2014-03-31 01:14:50 PM  
Ahh well, at least I got him as good as he got me!


D'oh!!!
 
2014-03-31 01:15:27 PM  
Well at least they're not bumping uglies.
 
GBB
2014-03-31 01:15:32 PM  

Famous Thamas: Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?


Sperm bank?
 
2014-03-31 01:15:52 PM  

Famous Thamas: Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?


Glory hole?
 
2014-03-31 01:16:34 PM  

Famous Thamas: Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?


Realistically speaking?
Sperm bank.
 
GBB
2014-03-31 01:17:16 PM  
i'm going to go out on a limb and say they saw each other and thought it would be cute to do something funny/dangerous to "show off" to the other.  maybe she did a little swerve and lost control?  Maybe he did?   Why not both?
 
2014-03-31 01:20:34 PM  
I've seen this movie before.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-31 01:20:52 PM  

lostcat: [img.fark.net image 637x892]

Have we really come to this?


So.  It has come to this.

What, your free content on the Internet requires you to click something?  My God.

/first world problems.
 
2014-03-31 01:21:39 PM  

abhorrent1: Well at least they're not bumping uglies.


yeah my first thought was they hooked up, and they had either been separated for a number of years, not realizing they were siblings, or they were in a closet at a party like the "7 minutes in heaven" scene with meg and chris
 
2014-03-31 01:23:20 PM  

Famous Thamas: Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?


Back seat of a Volkswagen.

/Would also accept, "In the butt, Bob."
 
2014-03-31 01:26:24 PM  
Bangor?  I hardly know her!
 
2014-03-31 01:26:37 PM  
I got in an accident once, and parked the car in my mom's driveway while I was waiting for the insurance claim to go through. Then my mom hit it with her car, damaging both. Then the tow truck taking my car to the garage was itself involved in an accident, although it wasn't clear if my car sustained any further damages. Three accidents and three claims before the first bit of repair got done.

About a week went by, after which I got a check for the full amount from the insurance agent along with a note that said, in essence, "I know now this wasn't a fiendishly complicated insurance fraud scheme, so I don't mind fulfilling your claim, but I basically never want to hear from you again." I lol'd.

/tangentially related story bro
 
2014-03-31 01:41:16 PM  
You're my sister!

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-31 01:44:16 PM  

abhorrent1: Well at least they're not bumping uglies.


You gotta go about 100 miles north before you find that.
 
2014-03-31 01:44:56 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-03-31 01:48:28 PM  
Last century Pontiac Grand Prix? Red?
Going to a Chashier job at W@@lMort?
In slushy roads?
Say it ain't so.

I see a red POS pontiac or any fraking pontiac on the road.up here in New england, I give her a wide berth.
It's almost 100% of the time some yakker.
And BY yakker, I mean female driver with a cell phone pasted to the side of her head with the radio cranked, and three original rims, and one donut with mismatched treads, driving at breakneck speed to a crappy jerb that a Mexican wouldn't take. This is the kind of car that causes anyone else with a red car to have higher premiums.
 
2014-03-31 01:50:37 PM  
FTFA- "snowy, slushy conditions ... driving 35-40 mph"

Um, found your problem right there, dumbass

/I know you're from Maine and all that, but what part of slow the fark WAY down when the weather is shiatty do you not understand?
 
2014-03-31 01:51:40 PM  
He did not recognize his sister's car, a 1999 Pontiac Grand Prix, because there are "tons of them in our area," said their mother, Jill Caruso.
LOL
 
2014-03-31 01:55:42 PM  

Famous Thamas: Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?


Bunny Ranch.
 
2014-03-31 02:11:18 PM  

Famous Thamas: Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?


img62.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-31 02:14:07 PM  

Famous Thamas: Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?


At a 100 man gangbang.
 
2014-03-31 02:17:52 PM  
Darwin swings and misses.
 
2014-03-31 02:23:34 PM  
The important question has not been answered.

Is she hot?
 
2014-03-31 02:25:34 PM  

traylor: Famous Thamas: Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?

[img62.imageshack.us image 316x237]


Sadly, I get that joke.  Good job, traylor, you perv.
 
2014-03-31 02:26:39 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle: It's like the time the engaged couple both left their respective homes to go see the other, and hit head on, killing themselves.


That's like a black fly in my Chardonnay. I mean, just a fly. Any color fly.
 
2014-03-31 02:30:17 PM  

ku4a: Hrm, my first thought was a house of ill-repute. But that's just me.FARK!


/FTFY, please see every comment below.
 
2014-03-31 02:32:17 PM  
Can you imagine the call to Mom from the hospital?
 
2014-03-31 02:32:58 PM  
img.fark.net

"Hi sis!"
 
2014-03-31 02:35:05 PM  

Gunboat:


This scene still gets me off
 
2014-03-31 02:36:29 PM  

sendtodave: lostcat: [img.fark.net image 637x892]

Have we really come to this?

So.  It has come to this.

What, your free content on the Internet requires you to click something?  My God.

/first world problems.


Sorry, I hate offending you folks in the developing world.
 
2014-03-31 02:38:14 PM  
semiotix: ...
/tangentially related story bro

A friend's car was damaged by an act of nature. The insurance agent came to the house, started the car, backed it out the driveway in front of a city snowplow.
Car got fixed up rather promptly.
 
2014-03-31 02:40:02 PM  
"Even when I got out of the car, I couldn't walk," she added, because the conditions were so slippery.
She was traveling about 35-40 mph, she estimated.


So she was prob doing 45-50+ on icy roads so slick people couldn't stand/walk on.  Nope not seeing a problem there. None at all.
 
2014-03-31 03:22:13 PM  

lostcat: sendtodave: lostcat: [img.fark.net image 637x892]

Have we really come to this?

So.  It has come to this.

What, your free content on the Internet requires you to click something?  My God.

/first world problems.

Sorry, I hate offending you folks in the developing world.


Beef:  May we please have just a little bit?
 
2014-03-31 03:48:21 PM  

traylor: Famous Thamas: Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?

[img62.imageshack.us image 316x237]


I'm guessing that's a "casting couch"?
 
2014-03-31 04:53:36 PM  

Z-clipped: traylor: Famous Thamas: Ok, so what would the most awkward place for siblings run into each other be?

[img62.imageshack.us image 316x237]

I'm guessing that's a "casting couch"?


If you are asking it and you are a male, then you don't have internet at home.
 
2014-03-31 08:28:47 PM  

lostcat: [img.fark.net image 637x892]

Have we really come to this?


I never, ever get this hoop to jump through and I check this website 2x a day.
 
2014-03-31 08:35:06 PM  

xanadian: abhorrent1: Well at least they're not bumping uglies.

You gotta go about 100 miles north before you find that.


Or a half-hour west. There's a reason everyone in Jonesport is named Beal or Alley.
 
2014-03-31 11:34:53 PM  
Was hoping to read about 'zumba' incest; leaving disappointed...
 
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