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(Politico)   Are mashed potatoes a solid, liquid, or gel? Here's a former TSA agent's take on this VERY important question   ( divider line
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4488 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Mar 2014 at 2:47 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-31 02:49:30 PM  
3 votes:
If I'd known it was gonna be this kind of party...
2014-03-31 02:16:44 PM  
2 votes:
What about tater salad?
2014-03-31 04:16:17 PM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: Anayalator: If I'd known it was gonna be this kind of party...
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2014-03-31 03:24:55 PM  
1 vote:
Being a former TSA agent is almost as honorable as being a former pedophile.
2014-03-31 03:10:33 PM  
1 vote:

Phony_Soldier: What is I take a fully cooked potato on board and mash it myself? Is this a felony?

Please see earlier thread about a masher on an airplane. n g-to-get-into-14-year-old-girls-cockpit-during-flight
2014-03-31 03:04:38 PM  
1 vote:
What is I take a fully cooked potato on board and mash it myself? Is this a felony?
2014-03-31 03:02:08 PM  
1 vote:

Skyd1v: FTFA:   "It's 2010, and a passenger is trying to bring her live goldfish through security. One of my co-workers informs her that the fish can go through but the water cannot."

Comedy gold right there.

That got me thinking... the human body is something like 72% water so shouldn't it be illegal to take your body through the security checkpoint unless packaged in 100 mL containers?
2014-03-31 02:54:32 PM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: Isn't it technically an emulsion?


Yes, sez my four years of Chemistry.
2014-03-31 02:05:52 PM  
1 vote:
McDonalds ice cream cones are also liquids, according to the TSA. They were nonplussed when I argued that it would only become a liquid if the line was too long.

Also, fun fact, I was told that if my Tillamook cheese spread was not frozen, they would have confiscated it. So next time, freeze your mashed potatoes.
2014-03-31 01:49:09 PM  
1 vote:
This means something...
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