capt.hollister: Salmon: He looks happier than I think I would.He believes wealth will now come to him whereas you wouldn't.I wonder what the witch doctor's excuse will be...
Harry Freakstorm: Can someone sponsor him on one of those internet loan websites? Be kind of funny if he did actually start getting cash.
Harry Freakstorm: Chamangeni Zulu, originally from Malawi, was acting on a tip-off from a witch doctor in Eastern Province, who told him he would amass sudden wealth if he sacrificed some of his body parts. The witch doctor was vague regarding the manner in which Zulu would get rich from such an act.youdontsay.jpg
Deacon Blue: cgraves67: You know that thing your dog does with a tug-of-war rope? It's like that, but with tearing flesh.If you pull a testicle out as opposed to cutting it off, there is a string-like thing that pulls out of the unfortunate's body. I'm seeing the hyena grasping the testicle in its teeth and slowly stretch that cord out until it snaps./don't ask me how I know about such things
AbiNormal: So did the hyena bite it off all at once or did it gnaw on it a little before hand?
Diogenes: A hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.Ooo! Eee! Ooo! Ahhhh Ahhhh!
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