Salmon: He looks happier than I think I would.
Harry Freakstorm: Chamangeni Zulu, originally from Malawi, was acting on a tip-off from a witch doctor in Eastern Province, who told him he would amass sudden wealth if he sacrificed some of his body parts. The witch doctor was vague regarding the manner in which Zulu would get rich from such an act.youdontsay.jpgIt's the result of these diploma mill witch doctors. Nowadays, a couple of months in a hut and some internet bought juju and 'poof' you're a witch doctor. It is events like this where I always get a second witch doctor's opinion. Had one from an old HMO (Healthy Magic Organization) tell me if I let a scorpion sting me, I would gain the stamina of a bull. Well, I went to a second, out of network, witch doctor and he told me it would take at least two stings. I sure would have looked stupid with one scorpion sting trying to please the missus. But two stings did the trick. At least they told me they did since I don't remember anything for a couple of days following the treatment. But both stings were covered, so that was a good thing.
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capt.hollister: Salmon: He looks happier than I think I would.He believes wealth will now come to him whereas you wouldn't.I wonder what the witch doctor's excuse will be...
kid_icarus: Well, has the wealth started rolling in yet?
sandi_fish: How did he get the hyena to stop? They're pretty mean.
cgraves67: AbiNormal: So did the hyena bite it off all at once or did it gnaw on it a little before hand?You know that thing your dog does with a tug-of-war rope? It's like that, but with tearing flesh.
dinch: This has got to be the strangest thing I've read in a looonnngg time. I mean, seriously, WTF? And the picture of the guy. He's freakin smiling! And how the fark do you manage to just stand there while a freakin hyena is eating your toes and then genitalia? Seriously, wtf?
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