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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Masseuse snatches $35,000 Rolex   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Rolex, Wynn Las Vegas, illegal search, University Medical Center  
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3810 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Mar 2014 at 9:20 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-31 09:30:54 AM  
5 votes:
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™ in Philly, its 50 bucks
2014-03-31 09:47:19 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-03-31 09:34:16 AM  
3 votes:
I bought a Rolex on a street on lower Manhattan for $30.  This fellow had lots of them inside his coat, for sale.  It stopped working, though.  I need to find that gentleman and ask for a replacement, the next time I'm in NYC.
2014-03-31 09:36:05 AM  
2 votes:
Cooter red handed.
2014-03-31 03:35:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-31 10:17:11 AM  
1 vote:
I'm starting to think that she isn't a real Masseuse. A pro would have waited until he was asleep.

/3rd cubic zirconia encrussed 8k  Bolex I've lost this week.
2014-03-31 10:11:36 AM  
1 vote:

zimbomba63: If you ask her what time it is, it really gets interesting.

I doubt she'd give me the time of day.
2014-03-31 10:10:44 AM  
1 vote:
He watched her snatch, and she snatched his watch.

Sounds fair.
2014-03-31 10:05:37 AM  
1 vote:
FTA:  Defense lawyer Chris Rasmussen was outraged when he found out the lengths and depths police went to retrieve the watch from his client...

Come on...isn't anyone going to comment on this little nugget?
2014-03-31 09:56:11 AM  
1 vote:

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2014-03-31 09:32:22 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe his arm went in and it slipped off
2014-03-31 09:24:40 AM  
1 vote:
This story smells fishy to me
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