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(WREG Memphis)   Man survives throat cancer, tongue cancer and prostate cancer, only to find there's still no cure for 21-year-old hit-and-run drunk drivers   (wreg.com) divider line 9
    More: Sad, oral cancers, drunk drivers, Curtis Echols, cancer survivor, throat, Chevy Malibu, vehicular homicide, cure  
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2014-03-31 12:41:34 PM  
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capt.hollister: "The 59-year-old was walking home Saturday night on Hugenot Street when he was hit and drug by a car."

The English language also died a little bit in TFA.


Yeah. They dont even know the past tense of drug.
"... he was hit and drugged by a car. "
2014-03-31 12:19:24 PM  
1 votes:
"The 59-year-old was walking home Saturday night on Hugenot Street when he was hit and drug by a car."

The English language also died a little bit in TFA.
2014-03-31 11:17:20 AM  
1 votes:

wren337: sendtodave: bdub77: Death really had a hard-on for this guy.

It's almost as if death is inevitable or something.

I saw an interview with a doc on TV and the guy said, with a straight face, "If you don't die of something else, you'll eventually die of cancer".  Isn't that equally true of anything?  He might as well have said you'll eventually die of being eaten by midget cannibals.


I'd file "being eaten by midget cannibals" under "something else."

Because that'd be something else!
2014-03-31 11:02:04 AM  
1 votes:

sendtodave: bdub77: Death really had a hard-on for this guy.

It's almost as if death is inevitable or something.


I saw an interview with a doc on TV and the guy said, with a straight face, "If you don't die of something else, you'll eventually die of cancer".  Isn't that equally true of anything?  He might as well have said you'll eventually die of being eaten by midget cannibals.
2014-03-31 10:55:41 AM  
1 votes:
I like the finishing touch that the passenger is being held for theft too.  Sort of takes the drunk driving up another notch by being a drunken getaway driver for a snatch & grab or something equally stupid.
2014-03-31 10:47:45 AM  
1 votes:
why isn't anyone praising god after all?  He really wanted to talk with this guy but the friggin human beings kept getting in the way and 'curing' him.

Sometimes a good smiting is just what the doctor ordered.
2014-03-31 10:46:30 AM  
1 votes:
Curteria Luellyn

www.empireonline.com
2014-03-31 10:44:18 AM  
1 votes:
My favorite Onion headline "God answers sick little boys prayers, 'No!' says God".
2014-03-31 09:24:02 AM  
1 votes:
Death really had a hard-on for this guy.
 
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