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(Huffington Post)   Off-duty pilot convicted of trying to get into 14-year-old girl's cockpit during flight   ( divider line
    More: Sick, original, regional airlines, Detroit to Salt Lake City, flights  
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6799 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Mar 2014 at 9:25 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-31 10:02:04 AM  
5 votes:
Five years in jail for touching a 14 year old's clothed ass is a bit extreme. I mean, the guy isn't even black.
2014-03-31 08:47:28 AM  
4 votes:
2014-03-31 01:44:42 PM  
1 vote:
Now was this a grope or was this a grope grope?  Because I heard if this was a legitimate groping her body would have shut down and not allowed it.
2014-03-31 11:20:47 AM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: Too bad for him he's not rich, and he didn't rape his 3 year old daughter, because you can walk on those charges, apparently.

He didn't walk away, he got probation.  So he can't rape his 3 year old daughter or molest his infant son for a while, and that is apparently very hard for him to do!  It's not like it's going to be a cakewalk!
2014-03-31 09:49:04 AM  
1 vote:
The other prisoners can call his cell, "The Pilot Hole".  bud-um-bum!
2014-03-31 09:35:58 AM  
1 vote:
He's going to find out if there's a mile high club in prison.  Much like a real plane, the pilot will be up front and a whole bunch of "passengers" right behind him.
2014-03-31 09:29:14 AM  
1 vote:
Blame the greedy airline industry. Those seats are way to narrow and have claimed another hapless victim.
2014-03-31 09:17:53 AM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: Ass Body Spray?

Is there any other kind?
2014-03-31 08:57:26 AM  
1 vote:
Does she like gladiator movies?
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