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(Telegraph)   UK government to criminalise classic British parenting   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 10
    More: Obvious, Conservative MPs, UK government, Brothers Grimm, Liberal Democrat MP  
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2014-03-31 04:19:58 AM  
5 votes:
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2014-03-31 10:08:56 AM  
3 votes:

jst3p: Other new offences could include forcing a child to witness domestic violence, making a child a scape goat or forcing degrading punishments upon them.

That is one if my favorite parts of being a parent though! I told my 12 year old daughter that the next time she fails to turn in an assignment I would email her teacher asking that she be excused because she just started getting her period.

She hasn't missed one since.


Missed one what?
2014-03-31 09:40:18 AM  
2 votes:
So, does sending your spawn off to some boarding school in the wilds of Cumbria the day they turn 4 count?  Because, if so, an entire swath of the upper class are going to be queuing up to spend a decade in Newgate...
2014-03-31 11:18:48 AM  
1 votes:

jst3p: Other new offences could include forcing a child to witness domestic violence, making a child a scape goat or forcing degrading punishments upon them.

That is one if my favorite parts of being a parent though! I told my 12 year old daughter that the next time she fails to turn in an assignment I would email her teacher asking that she be excused because she just started getting her period.

She hasn't missed one since.


Thank god. You should hope your 12 year old daughter doesn't miss her period.
2014-03-31 10:04:10 AM  
1 votes:
Other new offences could include forcing a child to witness domestic violence, making a child a scape goat or forcing degrading punishments upon them.

That is one if my favorite parts of being a parent though! I told my 12 year old daughter that the next time she fails to turn in an assignment I would email her teacher asking that she be excused because she just started getting her period.

She hasn't missed one since.
2014-03-31 09:52:52 AM  
1 votes:
When I would do well on the monthly performance tests, I would have a blue ribbon placed on the lid of my Skinner box.
2014-03-31 09:38:35 AM  
1 votes:
Irish parents not gonna be happy about this. Emotional deprivation is a national standard.
2014-03-31 09:34:23 AM  
1 votes:
Is it really abuse to withhold British food from a child?
2014-03-31 09:33:34 AM  
1 votes:
And here in 'Merkia, it's child abuse to force a kid to eat British food.
2014-03-31 07:08:44 AM  
1 votes:
If I don't get cake for dinner, I'm turning you farkers in!
 
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