RoyHobbs22: Welfare Shrimp Scampi:1/2 pound of filthy, disgustingly diseased and salmonelled welfare shrimp1 stick unsalted butter1 tablespoon minced garlic1 box of spaghetti.Cook pasta according to package instructions, meanwhile melt butter in an oven safe sauté pan. Add shrimp and garlic once the butter has melted and mix well. Place pan under broiler until the diseased shrimp turn pink then serve over pasta. Fin.
monoski: Maybe I missed it but I did not see the mention of "welfare" in the article.
Diogenes: RedfordRenegade: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. But I would like some shrimp and rice, that stuff is yummy.I like to sprinkle it with some crack. Really gives it a kick.
RedfordRenegade: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. But I would like some shrimp and rice, that stuff is yummy.
dittybopper: Wait, welfare *SHRIMP*?
Langston: Welfare Shrimp is the name of my Ronny James Dio cover band
JuggleGeek: I'm pretty convinced you shouldn't be able to get shrimp, lobster, steak, soda, or alcohol with food stamps. If you want to eat the nice stuff, get a farking job. No cookies, no chips and salsa, no breakfast cereal made out of sugar. Just basic food.Food stamps should keep you alive, eating canned foods, beans, rice, peanut butter sandwiches and similar.They also shouldn't have enough food credit that they can give half of it away on a "you buy food, give me money for half that amount" deal, which is common.
vudukungfu: Detectives seized 804 computers, iPods, and cellular phones from one store they believed had been stolenThey stole an entire store?
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Jul 21 2017 21:10:25
Runtime: 0.170 sec (170 ms)