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(SeattlePI)   After a three month undercover investigation, cops bust up a property theft ring, a drug ring, and a woman reselling welfare shrimp out of her van   (seattlepi.com) divider line 22
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2014-03-31 10:04:16 AM
2 votes:

RoyHobbs22: Welfare Shrimp Scampi:

1/2 pound of filthy, disgustingly diseased and salmonelled welfare shrimp

1 stick unsalted butter

1 tablespoon minced garlic

1 box of spaghetti.

Cook pasta according to package instructions, meanwhile melt butter in an oven safe sauté pan.  Add shrimp and garlic once the butter has melted and mix well.  Place pan under broiler until the diseased shrimp turn pink then serve over pasta.   Fin.

Spend the next 8 hours in the bathroom lying in the fetal position crying out that your god has deserted you as various fluids periodically jet out of either end of your body.

FTFY
2014-03-31 09:36:04 AM
2 votes:

monoski: Maybe I missed it but I did not see the mention of "welfare" in the article.


Poetic license. "Welfare Shrimp" is a better band name than "Food Stamp Shrimp".
2014-03-31 09:24:48 AM
2 votes:

Diogenes: RedfordRenegade: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.  But I would like some shrimp and rice, that stuff is yummy.

I like to sprinkle it with some crack.  Really gives it a kick.


you know, if I had some SNAP benefit cards,  could get some parmesan and cocain, whip up a pretty mean Buerre Blanc sauce whip it up on that Shrimp and rice.  BAM!
2014-03-31 09:22:48 AM
2 votes:

RedfordRenegade: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.  But I would like some shrimp and rice, that stuff is yummy.


I like to sprinkle it with some crack.  Really gives it a kick.
2014-03-31 09:16:58 AM
2 votes:
Welfare Shrimp is the name of my Ronny James Dio cover band
2014-03-31 09:11:30 AM
2 votes:

dittybopper: Wait, welfare *SHRIMP*?


THANKS OBAMA!
2014-03-31 10:47:45 AM
1 votes:

Langston: Welfare Shrimp is the name of my Ronny James Dio cover band


Shrimp:  The Lost Chicken of the Sea
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 10:44:40 AM
1 votes:

JuggleGeek: I'm pretty convinced you shouldn't be able to get shrimp, lobster, steak, soda, or alcohol with food stamps.  If you want to eat the nice stuff, get a farking job.  No cookies, no chips and salsa, no breakfast cereal made out of sugar.  Just basic food.

Food stamps should keep you alive, eating canned foods, beans, rice, peanut butter sandwiches and similar.

They also shouldn't have enough food credit that they can give half of it away on a "you buy food, give me money for half that amount" deal, which is common.


Right.  Because SNAP is just that generous.
2014-03-31 10:32:29 AM
1 votes:
I'm pretty convinced you shouldn't be able to get shrimp, lobster, steak, soda, or alcohol with food stamps.  If you want to eat the nice stuff, get a farking job.  No cookies, no chips and salsa, no breakfast cereal made out of sugar.  Just basic food.

Food stamps should keep you alive, eating canned foods, beans, rice, peanut butter sandwiches and similar.

They also shouldn't have enough food credit that they can give half of it away on a "you buy food, give me money for half that amount" deal, which is common.
2014-03-31 10:03:47 AM
1 votes:
Step 1: Find a substance people will always use
Step 2: Ban it
Step 3: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$
2014-03-31 09:52:06 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Detectives seized 804 computers, iPods, and cellular phones from one store they believed had been stolen

They stole an entire store?


Well, that sounds like about the stock of any given Best Buy.
2014-03-31 09:38:24 AM
1 votes:
Sh*t, not we have to hear about this from Fox News for another 10 decades.
2014-03-31 09:37:36 AM
1 votes:
Welfare Shrimp Scampi:

1/2 pound of filthy, disgustingly diseased and salmonelled welfare shrimp

1 stick unsalted butter

1 tablespoon minced garlic

1 box of spaghetti.

Cook pasta according to package instructions, meanwhile melt butter in an oven safe sauté pan.  Add shrimp and garlic once the butter has melted and mix well.  Place pan under broiler until the diseased shrimp turn pink then serve over pasta.  Fin.
2014-03-31 09:36:31 AM
1 votes:
Detectives seized 804 computers, iPods, and cellular phones from one store they believed had been stolen

They stole an entire store?
2014-03-31 09:24:58 AM
1 votes:

Police also raided a tent in the woods under Interstate 5 nearby that officers believes was being used by suppliers to store and sell cocaine. The tent was also recently the site of at least one reported shooting.

Detectives also searched the Thanh Tam restaurant there, where they believed drugs were being sold. According to the police statement, officers recovered $17,000 and a 1/2 ounce of cocaine.

Two food stamp fraud rings were also broken up, according to police.



ARRRRGH!
2014-03-31 09:24:46 AM
1 votes:
Suffice it to say, law enforcement thought something didn't smell right about that area.
2014-03-31 09:23:40 AM
1 votes:
"Drop your shrimp, and come out with your hands up!"
2014-03-31 09:22:42 AM
1 votes:
Wow that was a pretty large scale, vertically integrated system.  Around here the gas stations just do the food stamps scam.
2014-03-31 09:21:05 AM
1 votes:
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.  But I would like some shrimp and rice, that stuff is yummy.
2014-03-31 09:16:37 AM
1 votes:
Shrimp can get on Welfare?
2014-03-31 09:03:25 AM
1 votes:
www.chicagogluttons.com
2014-03-31 08:49:38 AM
1 votes:
Wait, welfare *SHRIMP*?
 
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